How Do Doctors Always Know So Much?

If you're a patient, navigating the your medical disease through the long and curvy road of health care  can be scary. So many different medications. So many procedures. So many strange words. It all seems so complicated.  If you're thinking about becoming a doctor and you're wondering if you're smart enough, the answer is yes.    If you're a lay person, you may be wondering how your doctors and nurses always seem to know so much. How are they able to explain things in such intricate detail with such confidence.  How can they talk to me for half an hour and convince me I need to do what they say.  How is it they can make me feel so confident about their abilities with their wonderful bedside manner and nice smile.  Those answers are easy.   It's all a dog and pony show, because most of the time we're just guessing anyway.  Surprise!  That's why you come to the Happy Hospitalist.  To hear the truth.  This original ecard helps to explain.

"Most of the time we're just guessing.  SURPRISE!  --- your doctor."

Most of the time we're just guessing.  Surprise!  your doctor ecard humor photo

"What if I told you half the time doctors are guessing."

What if I told you half the time doctors are guessing ecard humor meme photo.

This post is for entertainment purposes only and likely contains humor only understood by those in a healthcare profession. Read at your own risk. 

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