Surgeon Jokes Never Go Out Of Style!

A good ER friend of mine told me a couple of good general surgeon jokes.

What's the difference between God and a general surgeon?
God doesn't think he's a general surgeon.

The second best surgeon joke of the day goes to this one:

What do general surgeons use for birth control?
Their personalities!

And from some readers below:
What is the definition of a double blind study?
Two Orthopedic surgeons looking at an EKG!

What is triple antibiotic coverage to an orthopod?
THREE grams of Ancef!

What's black, 18 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope on a surgeon!

What's your favorite surgeon joke?
Facebook humor:

I just saw a butcher walking through the grocery store wearing a white coat and a hair net and I swear he looked just like one of the local surgeons in town! Perhaps it's CME day? 
This post is for entertainment purposes only and likely contains humor only understood by those in a healthcare profession. Read at your own risk. 

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