Give and Take Medicine (Good Doctor and Nurse Humor).

Being a great doctor or nurse means learning how to give and take.  Healthcare professionals are not dictators and patients are not entitled to whatever they read on the internet.   Nursing and doctoring are an art of skillful negotiation with patients and their families.  As professionals, doctors and nurses have an obligation to seek out the care plan that is in the best interests of their patients.  The Happy Hospitalists wants all patients to know that your doctor and nurse are there for you.  They are ALWAYS thinking about how to make you the most satisfied patient.  They have to because their jobs depend on it.

However, keep in mind that sometimes doctors and nurses don't get it right.  They have attitudes, emotions and personality disorders just like the patients they have been slaved in to treat from dawn until dusk and deep into the Ativan night.  Their frustrations are often mutual.  However, as professionals,  doctors and nurses have an obligation to suppress those irritations and provide the best care possible, or at least the care that gives them the best patient satisfaction scores.  And if that doesn't work, they always have Ativan.  Because, sometimes, they just can't take it anymore.  The pooping.  The screaming.  The yelling.  The call light rodeo.  The cold food.  The hot food.  The 14 mg of Dilaudid and 20 mg of Zofran that isn't working. It all adds up  until finally the real meaning of give and take medicine is exposed below.

Please enjoy this collection of original crude medical ecard humor from The Happy Hospitalist.  You won't find this content anywhere else in the Universe, except maybe on The Happy Hospitalist Pinterest site where over 10,000  pinners enjoy  hundreds of these original ecards on a daily basis.  Oh, yeah, you may also find them on Facebook because in all likelihood, you're checking your newsfeed anyway, now that you've Ativaned and Haldoled your patient for the rest of your shift.  Make sure to join both social networks (and Twitter too if you're into that nonsense) and never miss a funny moment again.

"Nursing is all about give and take.  I give you 10 mg of Haldol so I can take a 10 minute break."  Make sure to check out the other great humor about Haldol and Ativan.

Nursing is all about give and take.  I give you 10 mg of Haldol so I can take a 10 minute break nurse ecard humor photo. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Nursing is all about give and take.  You give me a hard time and I'll take my sweet time to answer your call light."  Make sure to check out the other great humor about call lights.

Nursing is all about give and take.  You give me a hard time and I'll take my sweet time to answer your call light nurse ecard humor. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Nursing is all about give and take.  You give me a hard time and I'll take it you don't really need that dose of Dilaudid."  Make sure to check out the other great humor about Dilaudid.

Nursing is all about give and take.  You give me a hard time and I'll take it you don't really need that dose of Dilaudid nurse ecard humor photo. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Nursing is all about give and take.  That's why I give you 2 mg of Ativan while I take 2 shots of Espresso."

Nursing is all about give and take.  That's why I give you 2 mg of Ativan while I take 2 shots of Espresso nurse ecard humor photo. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Nursing is all about give and take.  I give you Ativan and you take your time waking up.  On the next shift."

Nursing is all about give and take I give you Ativan and you take your time waking up.  On the next shift nurse ecard humor photo. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you medical advice and you take your ass to a chiropractor instead."

Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you medical advice and you take your ass to a chiropractor instead doctor ecard humor photo.


"Doctoring is all about give and take.  That's why I promise to be on time for your 9:00 AM appointment.  Give or take two hours."

Doctoring is all about give and take.  That's why I promise to be on time for your 9:00 AM appointment.  Give or take two hour doctor ecard humor photo. Medical Humor Store Banner


"Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you ibuprofin instead of Dilaudid and you take your ass to another ER."

Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you ibuprofen instead of Dilaudid and you take your ass to another ER ecard humor


"Doctoring is all about give and take.  You give me some lame excuse about how you lost your Percocet prescription and I tell you to take a hike."

Doctoring is all about give and take.  You give me some lame excuse about how you lost your Percocet prescription and I tell you to take a hike doctor ecard humor photo ea0e816e-96e7-4e03-8d17-4d991ebf31e9_zps22aeb019.jpg


"Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you free Chantix to quit smoking and you take two drags instead."  If you really want to quit smoking and you want to give Chantix a try, I give you access to the resources here for free Chantix (if you qualify).

Doctoring is all about give and take.  I give you free Chantix to quit smoking and you take two drags instead doctor ecard humor photo.


This post contains humor that may only be understood by some healthcare professionals. Read at your own risk.  If you start hyperventilating after reading this post, contact your local physician or go to the ER. They may have Ativan waiting for you there.



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