We definitely live in interesting times. Only in America, and on Amazon, can you buy an iPotty chair
for your potty training baby. Yes folks, you heard that right. It's an iPotty and it's for real! Is your child already addicted to your hundreds of free baby apps you loaded up just for them (and you)? Do they cry every time you turn off Micky Mouse Club House for some digital free entertainment with your Sam's Club grocery box? Do they scream and shout at the thought of going to sleep without the soothing sounds of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood echoing throughout your home? Then ask yourself if the iPotty is for you. For only $39.99, you too can have the CTA Digital 2:1 iPotty, a fully functional potty chair made specifically for around the clock iPad entertainment. Never let your kid leave the comforts of their iPad ever again.
This baby iPotty got me thinking. Why not an iCommode for all of our hospitalized patients? Hospital care is more about image than it is reality. Anyone in health care knows that to be an absolute truth. Make the patient feel good about their care, no matter how rotten it is, and hospitals will not get penalized for bad surveys. Hospitals must provide amenities and luxuries that patients understand or they aren't going to get paid. Nothing would make me happier than to walk into a patient room and see my patient pooping on their iCommode while Skyping with their grandson on thier iPotty. Talk about an iParty.
Want great satisfaction scores? Don't deny your hospitalized elderly the right to poop in the luxury of their own iCommode. Since I can't find an adult version of the iPotty, it's going to be up to your hospital maintenance crew to custom build these for you. And for your extra large patients, consider equipping their iCommode with large 32 inch monitors for optimal satisfaction. Your patients will thank you from the bottom of their poop. iPromise.
for your potty training baby. Yes folks, you heard that right. It's an iPotty and it's for real! Is your child already addicted to your hundreds of free baby apps you loaded up just for them (and you)? Do they cry every time you turn off Micky Mouse Club House for some digital free entertainment with your Sam's Club grocery box? Do they scream and shout at the thought of going to sleep without the soothing sounds of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood echoing throughout your home? Then ask yourself if the iPotty is for you. For only $39.99, you too can have the CTA Digital 2:1 iPotty, a fully functional potty chair made specifically for around the clock iPad entertainment. Never let your kid leave the comforts of their iPad ever again.This baby iPotty got me thinking. Why not an iCommode for all of our hospitalized patients? Hospital care is more about image than it is reality. Anyone in health care knows that to be an absolute truth. Make the patient feel good about their care, no matter how rotten it is, and hospitals will not get penalized for bad surveys. Hospitals must provide amenities and luxuries that patients understand or they aren't going to get paid. Nothing would make me happier than to walk into a patient room and see my patient pooping on their iCommode while Skyping with their grandson on thier iPotty. Talk about an iParty.
Want great satisfaction scores? Don't deny your hospitalized elderly the right to poop in the luxury of their own iCommode. Since I can't find an adult version of the iPotty, it's going to be up to your hospital maintenance crew to custom build these for you. And for your extra large patients, consider equipping their iCommode with large 32 inch monitors for optimal satisfaction. Your patients will thank you from the bottom of their poop. iPromise.
