If you're a patient, navigating the your medical disease through the long and curvy road of health care can be scary. So many different medications. So many procedures. So many strange words. It all seems so complicated. If you're thinking about becoming a doctor and you're wondering if you're smart enough, the answer is yes. If you're a lay person, you may be wondering how your doctors and nurses always seem to know so much. How are they able to explain things in such intricate detail with such confidence. How can they talk to me for half an hour and convince me I need to do what they say. How is it they can make me feel so confident about their abilities with their wonderful bedside manner and nice smile. Those answers are easy. It's all a dog and pony show, because most of the time we're just guessing anyway. Surprise! That's why you come to the Happy Hospitalist. To hear the truth. This original ecard helps to explain.