From the what will they think of next file comes word that one shoe company is looking to expand their market share by entering the custom diabetic shoe market. But not just any old garden variety diabetic shoe. They're looking to corner the uncontrolled diabetic shoe market. That's right folks. The uncontrolled diabetic promises to bankrupt ObamaCare while making many shoe company investors filthy rich. With promotions like 10% off per missing toe, I'm sure this company will be the leading manufacturer of amputation footwear in no time at all. Most diabetics I see in the hospital have no business wearing normal shoes. They need custom made footwear to tell the world just how noncompliant they have been with their diabetes over the years. Many diabetics defiantly refuse to take care of themselves and want the world to know just how much power they have to manage their own affairs. After days of intense market research, The Happy Hospitalist has teamed up with diabetic footwear manufacturers all across the country to bring the specialized uncontrolled diabetic shoe to market. This is the chance many patients have been waiting for. No longer must they hide their toe amputations in shame. Here you are America. The shoe you've all been waiting for. Oh, and I forgot. For those especially poorly controlled diabetics with above or below the knee amputations, this shoe can also be purchased as a single shoe as well. Now THAT's thinking outside the shoebox.
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