Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Homeless Smoker With A Cell Phone and iPad Can't Afford His $4 Walmart Prescription.

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A hospitalist friend told me this story about a homeless smoker with an iPad and cell phone in tow demanding the hospital give him his medication on discharge.   I feel so  bad for this  guy.  Where's the compassion?  Where's the empathy?    How is he going to treat his room air pneumonia as an outpatient if he can't even afford his doxycycline off the $4 Walmart drug list?  He wants the hospital to give him his prescription.  They say they can't.  It's against hospital policy.   It's just so unfair. 

I'm thinking, maybe, just maybe, he could  start an Occupy Homeless movement with a bunch of  funny homeless signs and  knock off two stones with one throw. Or he could just wait for ObamaCare to fix these unjust hardships. 

Siri Argument Husband and Wife Battle (Hilarious NSFW Collegehumor Video)

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The art of argument has gone to the next level with this iPhone 4S Siri mediated argument between a man and a woman, a cheating husband and his wife. All they need now is a Siri counselor and Apple could market their Siri technology as the next greatest thing in family iCounseling.  It's not safe for work.  Or maybe it is.    

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Test Page, Both Scripts Present

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Software script:


Catch a character script:




Two Doctor Family Life Revealed (ZDoggMD Video Warning)

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What is it like being a doctor if you are a doctor about to marry a doctor or are married and living  in a  two doctor family? For the answer to these pressing answers and more, click in the provided links after watching ZDoggMD's video explanation below of life in a two doctor family.   You won't be disappointed.  By the way, ZDogg, your wife is a Dogg.

If you haven't had a chance to join the Occupy ZDoggMD revolution, head on over to his BlogFacebook,  Twitter and YouTube pages and don't miss another great moment of comedy ever again.

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    Monday, November 28, 2011

    Test Page. Nothing to see here

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    This is a test page for script evaluation


    Awesome Medical and Geeky Tattoo Picture Collection (Chemistry, Biology, Medical, Physics, Scientific. They're all there)

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    If you like tattoos, you might be surprised to learn that the left brained scientific and medical community out there has a fascination for tattoo art.  And not just any tattoos.  But chemistry, biology, physics, medical and scientific tattoos. Discover magazine gives us a fascinating peak into the world of geeky scientific tattoos with their incredible collection of awesome medical and  geeky tattoo art hidden under the stinky lab coats of professionals everywhere.  As a chemistry major in a previous life, this fulvic acid chemical formula tattoo gives me flashbacks of horror.    And you thought your doctor boring.  Ever seen a doctor tattoo like this?  

    You can buy Carl Zimmer's book today on Amazon. 


    Sunday, November 27, 2011

    What Is It Like Being A Doctor? (Phenomenal ZDoggMD Video Explanation)

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    What is it like being a doctor?  The honorable West Coast hospitalist  ZDoggMD tells us exactly what it is like being a doctor in the only way he knows how, with his next sure to be cult classic medical video titled Doctors Today.  It's funny.  It's hilarious.  It's so dang true.  It even answers, with painful clarity, the question What is a hospitalist and what is it like being a hospitalst?

    If you haven't had a chance to join the Occupy ZDoggMD revolution, head on over to his Blog, FacebookTwitter and YouTube pages and don't miss another great moment of comedy ever again.

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      Baby Eating Toes (Video Fun of Hungry Zachary)

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      Boy can that seven month old Zachary eat.  He's discovered solid food for the first time. But, that's not good enough for hungry Zach.  He's decided eating his toes is worth the effort.  He may even have learned how to do this from his pack leaders, Marty and Cooper, our Italian greyhounds caught cleaning his toes and feet months ago.

      Boy, your feet sure have come along way since your newborn baby ink feet pictures.  But I'm sorry to say, no toe jam for a late night snack.  Mrs Happy keeps you clean as a whistle.


      For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

      Saturday, November 26, 2011

      Tire Ballooning Demonstration Video (RC Car). You've Got To See It To Believe It!

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      If you've never seen tire ballooning before, make sure you check out this tire ballooning demonstration video I took on a fully customized and modified VXL Rustler remote control (RC) car built from the bottom up. There may or may not be particles faster than the speed of light, but there's no question at all that these tires are ballooning.



      Click on this link if you want to watch a video of this fast remote control (RC) car street racing in small town America. It's amazing to watch the speed with which it can maneuver.

      Fast Remote Control (RC) Car Street Racing Video (Fully Modified VXL Rustler)

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      What did you do for Thanksgiving?  I watched my relative street race his fully customized and modified VXL Rustler remote control (RC) car that he built from the ground up. It's freakin' amazing.  He wants to break the world record. I bet he can do it.  He's got skills, that's for sure.  Make sure you also check out my tire ballooning demonstration video I took from this car.  Amazing physics at work.




      Friday, November 25, 2011

      Inattentional Deafness for Hospitalists and the Missing Page Phenomenon

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      The next time your wife accuses you of not listening to her  while you're watching the game, reading the paper or surfing the internet on your  iPhone, you can tell her you've been stricken with inattentional deafness.  It's not your fault you can't hear her. God made you that way. Your brain is wired to turn down the noise while your brain focuses on important visual stimuli.

      So says the research titled Visual perceptial load induces inattentional deafness and reported this summer in the journal Attention, Perception & Psychophysics.  

      What does that mean?  In a nutshell, it means the brain is not made to multitask  audio and visual tasks. The harder the visual task, the less able the brain is to process unrelated audio  information (task irrelevant information). As relevant as your wife is, what she has to say isn't, in the eyes of your brain, while it focuses on a replay of that last dropped ball.   

      I thinks this study is fascinationing and has big implications for  hospital care.  What does it mean for doctor-nurse communication?  It means failure to hear the pager go off twenty times a day is normal.   It means Dr Happy is not a jerk because he doesn't promptly answer his pages.  Brains are wired to ignore task irrelevant noises (pages from nurses) when they are engaged in highly complex visual activities (patient care).  I would presume the more complex the patients, the less likely the hospitalist is to return the page.  This explains the missing page phenomenon. 

      What's the solution?  I have no idea.  Maybe The Joint Commission, in their ultimate wisdom,  will require nurses to  hunt down the hospitalist and act out their question or request  with a bedside hand puppet show.   Nothing like a good hand puppet show to draw in the full attention of a hosptialist. 

      Thursday, November 24, 2011

      Mayo Clinic Refuses Medicare. Why Wouldn't They? Why Wouldn't You?

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      Some people swear by the Mayo Clinic experience.  Some people leave with no better understanding of their disease process.  Some folks can't even get through the front doors.  Regardless of the disease process, if you wan't to be a great hospital system in the eyes of your patients, you must have the perception of greatness.  You see, providing high quality care is not what matters if you want to draw people through your front doors.  

      What does?  Image.  And image starts with being nice.  In fact, being nice is so important  that soon, CMS (The Medicare National Bank) is going to start paying hospitals based on their patient satisfaction scores.  Enter the Studer Group's AIDET initiative to help hospitals win the game of being nice.  

      What does that have to do with The Mayo Clinic?   I don't know if they use the AIDET process or not.  They might.  It's not a bad process.  In fact, more communication is always better for patients and doctors and nurses.  If I was a patient, I would appreciate the concept.  But given that the Mayo Clinic refuses Medicare, their payment may not be dependent on winning the game of nice.

      There is nothing special about the doctors and nurses at Mayo.  They trained where I trained.  They completed the same residencies in the same academic settings as hundreds of thousands of doctors in local hospitals across our country.

      What I do presume Mayo to have is a massive foundation that allows them the freedom to pick and choose which insurance companies or government entities they are going to accept. Mayo system is rightfully denying seniors access to their care.  They are taking a stand against members of Congress who choose to ignore the failed economics of CMS.  The recent Super Committee fiasco doesn't hold much promise.

      The worst is yet to come.  The yearly threats to physician payment currently sit at just under 30%.  Unless Congress acts by January 1st, 2012, physicians will experience a nearly 60% cut in take home pay.  

      How is that you ask Happy?  Because when Congress cuts physician pay, they do not cut overhead expenses.  They don't cut the electric bill or the rent.  They don't cut the nursing salary or their health insurance benefits.  They don't cut the capital expenditures or the legal fees associated with running a physician office.

      In an all Medicare practice with a 50% overhead, a 30% physician cut is equivalent to a 60% pay cut.  Four years ago I predicted this exact scenario and wrote about it when doctors earn less than Burger King.   

      So, what will happen? Doctors will demand cash for  care.  ERs will close.  Physicians will retire.  Nurses will get fired.   Nurse practitioners will get fired.  Doctors will stop accepting Medicare.  Physicians will stop going to hospitals and patients will lose access to care.  The most effective way to reduce the cost of senior care is simply to stop paying for it.  Where will all the patients go?  

      Not Mayo Clinic.  They refuse Medicare. And why wouldn't they?  It makes perfect sense. For all the other medical systems stuck in that giant vortex known as the Medicare Black Hole, it's going to be really hard being nice when that day comes. 

      I once heard a physician say 85% of their day was spent on Medicare patients who accounted for only 15% of their revenue.  Taking a 15% pay cut and spending the other 85% of one's time with an entrepreneurial spirit sounds like a winning road to success.

      It's time for physicians to start an Occupy Medicare rally to counteract the preOccupied America rally participants.  It's time we got a bunch of doctors to stand around and hand out fake sick notes to members of Congress so they don't have to show up during the Christmas holiday season. Oh wait.  They are already on vacation from  October 11th -December 31st as they round out their schedule with  23 1/2 weeks of vacation a year

      For every patient that tells me they went to the Mayo Clinic and had a wonderful experience, I have one patient  that tell me their visit provided no insight into their disease process and another one tell me they were not accepted as a patient.  

      It is what it is.  The Mayo Clinic is a hospital system filled with excellent doctors and nurses who trained at the same institutions that doctors in hospitals all across this country trained.  They have an image most hospitals would die for.  This gives them the highly lucrative out of network or cash paying royalty that fly in from all over the world.  They have a powerful foundation that gives them options and control on their terms, at least until the Federal Reserve is done destroying that with their artificially low interest rates.  They have clout that can demand higher fees from the better paying private insurance companies.  

      And they can refuse Medicare because, well, they can. 

      By the way, the looming physician cut is minuscule compared to the Europe mess.  If you're paying any attention at all to the Europe catastrophe unfolding in front of us, you might find this read informative.  Over the last decade, debt has grown at 12% annually while GDP has grown at 4%.  Something has to give.

      It is.

      Time to eat some turkey.


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        Tuesday, November 22, 2011

        IT Reliability In The Hospital Is Non-negotiable. Think of Information Technology as a Newborn Infant.

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        I love IT.  I love IT reliability even more.  Information technology has the opportunity to revolutionize the way we interact with our data, our hospitals and our patients.   I look at information technology as an incredible opportunity to provide efficient, high quality care for my patients. 

        The possibilities seem endless in how we interact with our surroundings.  Just when I think I've seen it all, along comes a something new. Of course, these aren't products from the preOccupied America rally participants sitting around rejecting jobs that are below them.  These are entrepreneurs and banks risking their capital to bring innovation to the masses. 

        Technology today will almost certainly appear silly five or ten years from now. Things that excite me today will be standard operating procedure in the years to come.  For example, I am thrilled that my hospital's computer system will allow me to log in once at one computer and maintain the status of my active applications if I move through the hospital using multiple computers.

        I don't know how they do it, and frankly, I don't care how they do it as long as it makes my ability to provide care easier, safer and more efficiently.  There are, unfortunately, unintended consequences of creating a platform that makes my life better for me and my patients if the platform blows up.  It used to be if one computer didn't work, I could move to another computer. Now, if the network blows up, patient care screeches to a halt.

        And by blowing up, I mean it doesn't work. It doesn't matter how big or how small the problem is.  It doesn't matter if the problem is a software problem or a hardware problem.  It doesn't matter if the problem is a loss of electricity or a fire in the boiler room.  If I can't log in to view my patient's record, the failure is potentially catastrophic.  

        I'm sure most physicians would agree that IT reliability is a non-negotiable option as hospitals build out their electronic medical records. If it doesn't work all the time, it is not good enough, ever.  Think of IT reliability as a newborn infant.  There are no exceptions to 24 hour care. 

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          Saturday, November 19, 2011

          Robot Dance Moves With Laughing Baby Zachary (Cute Video!)

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          Six month old baby Zachary can't control his smiles or giggling laughter when he finally meets his baby daddy robot for the first time.   And we caught it all on video.



          For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

          If you're interested in the robot dance moves, you can find a History of Robot Dance, as described through the eyes of an internist.  

          Thursday, November 17, 2011

          Oldest Couple Ever Married? 96 Year Old Woman Marries 83 Year Old Boy Toy

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          God Bless her and her 96 year old bones.  It's never to late to find love.  I'm not sure if they are the oldest couple ever to get married or not, but they've got to be pretty close.   Watch the video of their sweet wedding vows.

          They're registered at their local medical durable goods store, in case you want to buy them a gift.

          Tuesday, November 15, 2011

          Free Heart Medications Offer A View Into ObamaCare's Failed Premise (Promise)

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          MI FREE?  For many uninsured  Americans looking forward to the opportunity of no cost health care, ObamaCare offers them a land of opportunity.  The premise of free or low cost subsidized health care as a way to reduce the overall cost of medical care in this country is rooted in fantasy.  Access to health care does not equal healthy Americans.  In fact, one could argue just the opposite.  Too much low cost access removes a sense of urgency in making lifestyle decisions and gives folks a way to take the easy way out.   

          The most effective way to be healthy is to live a healthy lifestyle.We know we can cut our risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke and cancer by 80% if we practice healthy lifestyles.


          This NEJM study released yesterday, Post-Myocardial Infarction Free Rx Event and Economic Evaluation (MI FREEE), offered free heart medications  to heart attack survivors.  Led by Dr. Niteesh Choudhry of Brigham and Women's, the results were presented to the Florida American Heart Association meeting  on Monday, November 14th, 2011. 

          Some people can't afford heart medications.   For those smokers out there, we  know that quitting smoking  after heart attack is better than any pill.  However, even for the economically challenged four packs a day or fives pack a day smoker, it turns out even free medications are not enough to entice people to take their heart medications.  

          Only 10% of these post heart attack patients  in the study continued to fill all their scripts at the end of one year, a study which had difficulty filling patients.  This data suggests that giving free  beta-blocker, statin, ACEi and ARB to post heart attack victims is simply not enough to entice patients to take their medications.

          So, what does that mean for ObamaCare?  It means catastrophic failure in their rosy predictions of cost control with universal access. If we insure everyone, we will simply be asking hard working Americans to pay their hard earned tax dollars to subsidize  insurance  companies for people who won't take care of themselves, even when given the opportunity for free heart medications after heart attack.  

          It makes me wonder why I spend so much time on discharge medication reconciliation when heart failure 30 day readmission can't be prevented without Medicare medication cops in every kitchen and bathroom.  Perhaps Obama could fix that with an executive order addending  the Patriot Act.

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            Sunday, November 13, 2011

            Doctors Demand Cash For Care In The Land Of Hippocrates: Coming To America

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            We are witnessing the collapse of Europe's grand socialist experiment right before our eyes.    First Greece, then Ireland, then Portugal and now Italy and soon Spain.  Even France, a core European economy is starting to show strains with a record spread versus the German bund, the European safe haven risk equivalent to the United States.

            You see, all the peripheral European countries are on fire.  They have hundreds of billions of dollars in sovereign debt coming due every year.  It used to be that these countries took on more debt to pay off  current debt.  The math can work, as long as the interest on that debt remains low and countries continue to grow.  But that doesn't happen in socialism.  The end game is here:  default and debase.

            Every economic shock reduces growth and raises the debt to GDP ratio. If countries can't grow faster than the rate of debt accumulation, their debt:GDP ratio rises.  Greece is at 160%.  Italy sits at 120%.  The United States passed 100% in the last year.  Japan sits at over 200% with two decades of deflation, but their own people are their greatest lenders.  

            Why is the debt:GDP ratio important?  Because countries cannot continue to service their debt (pay interest on debt coming due to take on more debt) as the ratios expand.  Why?  Because those buying the debt (banks) will demand higher interest rates as the risk of not getting paid back rises as the total debt:GDP of a country expands.  

            Thus begins a viscous cycle of higher debt demanding higher interest rates creating higher debt, which creates higher interest rates.  What is the magic interest rate before default appears inevitable?   In every European country where the bond kings demanded seven percent or higher, the sovereign nations declared default and required a bailout by international parties.  Italy hit seven percent last week.  They have over 2.5 trillion dollars in debt, bigger than Ireland, Portugal and Greece combined.  Where is that money going to come from?  

             The official position  of these PIIGS politicians was to deny a problem right up to the day a bailout for big banks and pension funds was announced.   It was only a matter of time before the bond vigilantes declared them liars.  All of them.

            Why?  Why is this happening? Here is a great video explaining the details of why Europe is crashing and burning and why you should care.


            If you're more of a picture person, The New York Times published a graphic May, 2010 describing Europe's intricate web of debt.  Fascinating.

            You wonder why Germany  doesn't want these peripheral countries to fail and why the burden of cost is being shifted on to the backs of the taxpaying German people, a country who's growth prospects are also rapidly deteriorating?      As these PIIGS countries banks collapse so do the German banks.  If Italian banks can't pay back the German banks, the German banks won't have the capital to lend to other banks and other Germans.    Fractional banking would collapse. Don't know how banks create money debt out of thin air and why banks that can't pay back banks cause sovereign nations to collapse? Watch this video on creating money debt out of thin air.


            When you hear about bank "stress tests", banks are being tested under different economic scenarios to make sure they have enough capital to survive if other banks or customers can't pay them back. If they fail their stress test, officials may decide they need to be recapitalized, meaning they need more money in their vaults to provide an adequate buffer in the fractional banking system.  It used to be gold, until the gold standard was abolished decades ago.  

            Where does that money come from? Either it comes from private investors, which will dilute the equity of other private investors and cause bank stock values to fall, or it will come from taxpayers via a government bailout.  Or sovereign nations will print money and dilute the value of their currency.  Greece can't print money, unless it leaves the European Union and goes back to its drachma.  Portugal can't print money.  Neither can Ireland, Italy or Spain.

            The people have spoken. The social mood has changed.  Decades of free money have lead to this people's revolt.  What are they revolting against?  They are mad FREE=MORE is dead.  All the money they've received in benefits over the years was being debted to them by banks who want to get paid back.   Shocking.  The banks want what the people do.  Unfortunately, a government that promises everything will eventually deliver on nothing.

             I predict these countries will exit the grand failed EU experiment and return to their own sovereign currency. There is no free ride.  The end game is here.

            So what does this have to do with doctors demanding cash for care? Because that's exactly what is  happening in Greece, the land of equality and socialism and free health care where the government promised to take care of its citizens from craddle to grave, but ended up delivering on nothing but heartache and despair.  This is our future in America where we falsely believe these world events could never happen here.  We are well on our way to being the next Greece.  Think of Medicare and Medicaid as the country of Greece.  A giant unfunded FREE=MORE social experiment who's end game is doctors demanding cash for care.

            Unfortunately, Greece simply couldn't deliver on their promises. Ultimately, as their debt to GDP ratio expanded, so did their interest rate on their debt.  Once the bond vigilantes demanded more than seven percent return for loaning the government money, the math simply didn't allow taking on more debt to pay off previous debt.  

            America is moving full steam ahead into the next Greece.  Think it can't happen here?  Think again.  At over 15 trillion dollars in debt, the interest alone is hundreds of billions of dollars a year to pay off our current debt to take on more debt.  What happens when our artificially low interest rates rise to levels consistent with market risk, and they will, because they always will, we will have no money left to pay the doctors and hospitals.

            The current mandate of America's super committee is to find 1.2 trillion dollars to cut from our debt over the net ten years.  Did you know that our debt is expected to rise almost 10 trillion dollars over the next decade.  The math doesn't add up.  Add in sluggish economic growth at under 2% and a high probability of  one or two recessions before then and our debt:GDP ratio risks expanding to levels that caused the PIIGS of Europe to collapse.  

            There aren't enough people making $250,000 a year to survive that shock.  Our only solution will be to either default on our obligations or print money by the trillions, debase our currency and inflate our way out of this mess. 

            It really is about the debt.  The preOccupy Wall Street folks are rallying against the greedy corporations when in fact, the greatest risk to their welfare is not wall street but Washington.  Someday, doctors and hospitals in America will be demanding cash for care. It will happen if we don't act now.

            Saturday, November 12, 2011

            Static Hair Baby Picture (Funny Looks Like...Comparison)

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            Being a baby can be a hair raising experience as you can see in this bad static hair day baby picture of Zachary.


            Kind of reminds me of these birds we saw at the zoo this summer.

            For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

            Review of Systems, Panda Bear Style. Welcome Back Doctor.

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            Panda Bear is back.  Thanks GruntDoc for alerting the masses.  If you haven't had the honor of reading Panda's perspective, you're definitely missing out. He's an ER doctor with an incredible ability to speak an unfiltered truth.  He is a cross between House of God and House.  He is a gifted  writer with a vocabulary that flows from his heart and soul.  He is passionate about what he believes.  He is also right about everything.  

            For example:
            We don’t have the Review of Systems today.  Like the physical exam and other quaint medical traditions, it has fallen by the wayside.    In fact, in our soft, entitled age where my typical Chief Complaint is “Vaginal Discharge, Headache, and Cough” I hardly know where to begin and I grow fearful of asking questions lest I uncover another problem to fit into the crazy constellation of medical, lifestyle, and psychiatric problems that is my usual patient.
            Let me explain.  The problem with the review of systems (ROS) is that the Medicare National Bank  decided that ROS alone would define, to the greatest extent, how much a medical billing and coding encounter would be worth.  Unfortunately, in my nearly ten years of hosptalist medicine, I have learned that a full review of systems often offers more harm than good, wastes precious time and provides no patient benefit. But, it is medically necessary because, well, it is. It just is.  There is no preauthorization process for completing a full ROS.  At least not yet.  Maybe someday we will have that to look forward to.  Which is nice.

             CMS does offer us an out.  An out that is maximized with great efficiency in this  highly  regulated healthcare nation of ours:  the unobtainable ROS.  Long live dementia.  Please.  In fact, I think all patients with dementia should be banned from  palliative care  programs in order to maximize the community ratio of unobtainable ROS patients. 

            If doctors want to get paid more than $50 for the hour spent AIDET managing a highly complicated Medicitis patient who shows up with 12 gold chains, two iPads, a lap top and twelve kids each with their own Nintendo DS,  then we must document that we have completed a full review of systems.   That's the rules. 

            If you want to make medicine more efficient, you wont find the answer in  EHR help.   The answer starts with abolishing the review of systems requirement as a prerequisite to getting paid.  That act alone would stop turning doctors into criminals.

            In fact, the documentation process is so complicated, I even have to carry around my own E/M reference card just to make sure I'm not turning myself into a criminal while I manage that demented nursing home patient admitted with TOTGH.


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              Friday, November 11, 2011

              Cell Phones Contaminated With E Coli (Poop): Research Study Confirms Doctors Making Dirty Phone Calls While Working

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              If you thought your cell phone was a piece of crap, you might be right.  Those advanced and shiny smart phones that all the doctors and nurses carry around with them during the day? They are nothing more than a massive bacteria trap contaminated with deadly microorganisms.  That's right folks.  One in six cells phones are contaminated with E coli.  Also known as Escherichia coli.  Also known as poop.  At least that's what  Dr Ron Cutler and other scientists from Queen Mary's School of Biological and Chemical Sciences and the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine are reporting.

              Think about it.  The entire communication process in hospitals these days revolves around the cell phone.  I answer my cell phone dozens of times a day, all day long, in and out of patient rooms. Even nurses answer my cell phone for me if I can't answer it myself.   All it takes is one doctor, nurse, patient or family member  with E coli on their hands to contaminate a door knob or a water faucet and my phone will risk becoming a vector of disease for my patients.

              One more reason to build systems process to try and limit the number of pages and  phone calls to hospitalists.  Perhaps, framing that process as a patient safety issue is the way to go.

              Information technology people are always  worried about HIPAA and texting when they should be focusing their efforts on eradicating dirty texting in the hospital.  It's hard to imagine national guidelines for   mandatory flu shots in the hospital when all doctors and nurses are carrying around poop infested cell phones (and probably pagers too).

              Perhaps, after the Joint Commission is done with their sex after joint replacement education initiative, they will try to tackle dirty phone calls in the hospital once and for all.

              High School Band Veterans Day Celebration Concert (A Video Tribute)

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              Here's a little tribute celebration  to Veterans everywhere on this Veterans Day 2011, through the eyes and sounds of a  high school band.  Here's a  YouTube musical tribute.  It doesn't get any better than that



              They aren't too shabby.  I've watched video of my old grade school concerts.  We were awful.  Don't know how parents survived that torture.

              Thursday, November 10, 2011

              Learning To Drive For The First Time? Zachary's All Smiles! (Pictures)

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              Learning to drive for the first time can be a highly traumatic experience.  Not in Zachary's case.  He's all smiles as he hops in the drivers seat of his brand new convertible and takes off with mama's help.   Vroom Vroom!  Look out world.  Here comes Zachary.

              I hope he doesn't get pulled over though.  He's only got a license to steal your heart.






              For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

              Smiling Baby (Cute Bubble Bath and Pajama Pictures of Zachary)

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              I snapped these two cute smiling baby bubble bath and pajamas pictures of Zachary the other day.  He's just in front of seven months now.  I'm not an expert in facial recognition patterns but there is something about these two smiling baby pictures that makes them extra special.

              Zachary is an animated kid with an endless supply of facial expressions.   I'm not sure if it's a combination of the smile apex  and eye squint together or if it's  something else.   These two pictures just stood out to me as especially cute and adorable.





              For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

              Baby Bonding With Dog Activities? (Cute Picture with Italian Greyhound)

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              Do Italian greyhounds do well with kids?  Yes.  Yes they do.  As you can see, Marty, our eight year old Italian greyhound, and Zachary, our six month old baby boy, have discovered a  bonding activity to enjoy their time together.  What is this American past time you ask?  Why, television, of course.

              I think they were watching Food Network.


              For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

              For more Marty and Cooper action, you can read all their blog posts, catch them at their YouTube channel  or watch their three beautiful slide show presentations, a full color slideshow, another  full color slide show and the all black and white slide show, all available for viewing in my side bar as well.


              Italian Greyhound Waiting Patiently For Food (Cute Video)

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              Marty loves food.  A while back I showed you some pictures of our Italian greyhound begging for food.  Now here is a cute video clip of Marty waiting patiently for food while we feed our baby his first solid food.   Something tells me this is going to be life as we know it from here on out.  Marty and Zachary competing for food.


              For much more of Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos  or catch his Faces of Zachary slideshow presentation that is updated almost daily.

              For more Marty and Cooper action, you can read all their blog posts, catch them at their YouTube channel  or watch their three beautiful slide show presentations, a full color slideshow, another  full color slide show and the all black and white slide show, all available for viewing in my side bar as well.