Sunday, August 28, 2011

Are Medications During a Hospital Observation Stay Paid For By Medicare?

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One of the worst parts of my job over the years has been to tell patients I was going to bring them into the hospital as an observation status because they did not have any criteria for full in patient status.  There is a huge difference in how CMS pays for hospital care (excluding critical access hospitals) between inpatient versus observation.


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    Observation is considered outpatient.  Medicare will pay for observation hospital services for up to  48 hours  to allow physicians a chance to observe the patient and determine if they need to have an inpatient hospital admission.  Observation was never intended to be used as a holding pit  to help social workers arrange for a nursing home transfer during normal business working hours because it can't be arranged, on either end, at 10 pm on a Friday night.  

    What used to be a moral family obligation to care for loved ones too weak to care for themselves has now been relinquished to the role of hospitals and hospitalists.  And we all pay for it.  Families have abandoned their loved ones for good.  It's really quite sad.  Bringing patients into the hospital for the purpose of arranging nursing home transfer, is in my opinion, a form of Medicare fraud, since these patients have no intention of being fully admitted.

    But it's paid for and will always be paid for, except when they come back for their 30 day heart failure readmission.  Then it's just free nursing home care in the hospital.  More than likely, when this payment model kicks in, a program to divert the social admit will be implemented as a matter of necessity.

    One obstacle to patient satisfaction, which by the way is going to determine Medicare payment rates in just a few short years, is patients getting bills from the hospital that weren't covered by their primary and MediGap policies.

    Unfortunately for patients admitted under observation status,  many routine home medications that are administered to the patient during their hospital stay will not be covered under Medicare part A (in patient services), or Medicare Part B (outpatient services).  That means the patient will often get a bill for hospital administered home medications with exorbitant mark ups.

    I can't count the number of times I've been yelled at by families upset because the hospitalist had mom in under observation last month and they got a $1,000 bill for a bunch of her medications she would normally take at home.

    I was able to hunt down a nice February 2011 summary of which medications Medicare will pay for during an outpatient observation hospital stay.  Here's the first few paragraphs.  Go read the rest at the link so you can tell your patients the truth about what is and what isn't covered when the daughter drops dad off  at 9 pm on a Thursday so she can leave town for the weekend (it happens more than you think).
    Medicare Part B (Medical Insurance) generally covers care you get in a hospital outpatient setting, like an emergency department, observation unit, surgery center, or pain clinic. Part B only covers certain drugs in these settings, like drugs given through an IV (intravenous infusion). Sometimes people with Medicare need “self-administered drugs” while in hospital outpatient settings. “Self-administered drugs” are drugs you would normally take on your own. Part B generally doesn’t pay for self-administered drugs unless they are required for the hospital outpatient services you’re getting. If you get self-administered drugs that aren’t covered by Medicare Part B while in a hospital outpatient setting, the hospital may bill you for the drug. However, if you are enrolled in a Medicare drug plan (Part D), these drugs may be covered.
    So Medicare Part D might be an out, however, don't count in it.  Go read the rest of the link to see why.  More than likely, the patient will get stuck with a bill for $200 worth of Tylenol. 

    For years, I was constantly confronted by patients upset that they couldn't take their own home medications while in the hospital because of hospital policy.  And I would tell them up front that the hospital did not allow them to bring in their own medications as a matter of hospital policy.  Safety was the reason given as medications coming on campus were difficult to verify across accurate identification, dose, storage and expiration.  For safety purposes many hospitals don't allow patients to bring in their own medications.  That leaves patients in a bind. This is a catch 22 for patients from a cost perspective.  It's a catch 22 for hospitals from a safety perspective. What were the choices the patient then faced?
    • Refuse to take their own home meds trying to be administered by the hospital at hospital based charges
    • Doctors refuse to order patients' home meds because they know the financial hardship this will cause
    • Patients' loved ones sneak in the medications behind everyone's backs as a way of bypassing the hospital's policies.
    For years I have taken on little battles as a patient advocate to help get them the right to take their own home medications and not fall victim to massive uncovered pharmacy bills.  I'm curious to know what other hospitals are doing in this situation to minimize the financial burden patients experience with "self administered" home medications during an observation hospital stay.

    Saturday, August 27, 2011

    If I Have a Warrant, Can My Doctor or Hospital Turn Me In To The Police?

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    A reader asked me a question the other day:
    If I have warrant out for my arrest, can my doctor or hospital turn me in to the police? 
    Great question.  Here's a recent example.  I heard about an unusual story a few months ago on one of those Dateline type television shows.  His name was   Roger Gamblin.  He was a Florida  fugitive who skipped town after he allegedly defrauded his  title company clients of ten million dollars.

    How was he found? From what I remember hearing, Mr Gamblin showed up in a Colorado ER with signs of progressive heart failure.  Unfortunately for Roger, and fortunately for the FBI, who had been looking for him for over two years, Mr Gamblin had a pacemaker. 

    And supposedly, during a routine evaluation of Mr Gamblin's cardiac condition, a pacemaker check was performed.  And wouldn't you know, the name attached to the unique pacemaker identification number did not match the name Mr Gamblin gave when he was admitted to the hospital.  At that point, someone (perhaps even his physician),  decided to investigate the background of the real Mr Gamblin and discovered he was a fugitive on the run. When he was discharged from the hospital, the FBI was there to pick him up.  Someone turned him in to the authorities. 
    Of course, you might be wondering what the duty of the physician is in this case.  Should physicians turn in their patients to authorities if they know they have a criminal warrant out for their arrest?  The internet is filled with public warrant data bases for anyone to search.

    Physicians are part of the public.  I suspect they have an obligation, as does anyone in the public, to notify authorities if they find out one of their patients have a warrant out for their arrest.  Now, does that mean they should actively be searching the data base while their patients are being treated?  Perhaps.  Perhaps not.  Physicians don't clock in and out and if they want to do a public search while at work,  they don't need permission.  If hospitals choose to ban websites, wireless  technologies (smart phones and tablets) are there to pick up where the censorship of Big Brother left off. There might even be an app for that.  And if there isn't  an app now, there eventually will be.  You can count on that.

    I know some medical school doctor friends of mine who routinely cross reference the  public warrant site with their patients while at work. I'm not sure who they decide to check out and who they don't.  Maybe they profile their patients based on their medical condition or the number of readmissions they make to the hospital or how rude they are.  Who knows. I suppose the public can profile a criminal search however they want. 

    I also don't have any idea how HIPAA plays into all this.  I suppose having a warrant out for one's arrest has nothing to do with confidentiality of one's medical condition and any member of the public has a right to search a public data base.  As a physician, is letting authorities know a wanted person is seeking medical care legally acceptable?  I suspect it is, but I don't know the specific legalities of what is and isn't allowed.  Heck, if the FBI was waiting for Mr Gamblin, the hospital and their lawyers must have felt it was acceptable.

    And they aren't alone.  In fact, because of devastating Medicare hospital margins in today's insurance environment, doctors and hospitals are  rapidly expanding their pool of potential revenue streams by taking advantage of these fugitives.  In just a few short weeks, a  nationwide hospital bounty reward system is going to be implemented.  You heard it here first.

    As part of Obama's next stimulus of the month package, physician productivity based  E/M RVU payments will be banned and  replaced with the captured fugitive quality score standard.  The more dangerous the fugitive you catch, the greater your score and the larger the physician and hospital  quality bonus. It will help doctors and hospitals work together for a common quality goal.  This should generate millions of jobs and put hundreds of thousands of prison guards back to work. 

    In addition to the carrots, sticks have also been built into the program.   If fugitives escape from the hospital without being captured, hospitals and physicians will  lose millions in escape fees.  The more fugitives that escape, the larger the escape fees.   No longer will take home pay be dependent on hospitalist RVU benchmarks and standards.   No sir. You're going to get paid based on how  many patients you bag for the poh-leece on any given night.   

    Get ready hospitalists. You're going to be on the front lines of the next greatest stimulus package to hit our country since, well, last year, and the year before that, and the year before that...

    Friday, August 26, 2011

    Finding Time With a New Baby (Picture): It's a Tea Party!

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    Here's one idea on finding time with a new baby. If drinking tea in a measuring cup saves you a few moments in time with a new baby,  why not?  Heat the water up in a measuring cup and drop in your tea bag.  At least you know how much you're drinking.  Perhaps Mrs Happy is a fledgling new member of the Tea Party. 



    Thursday, August 25, 2011

    com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist Problem Discovered: DiskWarrior To The Rescue!

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    I was about fed up with my iMac computer, nearing the point of buying a new one just to rid my frustration when I discovered, solved and fixed my problem using DiskWarrior and a good old fashioned internet search.  You see, my computer was stricken with that awful com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist broken file that pretty much makes everything stop working well.

    I know very little about how to get a broken computer to start working.  Last year I took my iMac to the Apple store where they tried to find out what was wrong.  The folks at the genius bar recommended I run DiskWarrior, but for them to run it for me, I had to buy the disk from them and let them fix all the broken files.  I paid $99.95 for that disk and even loaned it out to Mama Happy when here computer was acting up last year.

    Well, my computer was acting up again.  For months my iMac has been freezing in the middle of applications, my browsers would just stop responding, downloads would get interrupted, uploads would crash my iMac and any type of multi tasking was met with headaches and a horribly slow response team.  I couldn't even power down my iMac without it freezing. 

    So I hunted down my Disk Warrior DVD yesterday.  I powered off my computer, put the Disk Warrior DVD into the computer CD slot and turned on the computer while holding down the C key until the grey Apple logo appeared.  This started my Mac from the DiskWarrior DVD instead of my desktop.  From here I was able to automatically "rebuild" my drive and clean it up so files were placed in their appropriate "places".  Over months and years, files apparently get out of place and can slow down the efficiency of the computer.  I did all this with just the click of a button.  

    DiskWarrior fixed everything, except a file named com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist.  It said this file was unfixable.   It found the problem file, but couldn't fix it.  DiskWarrior simply couldn't do anything to repair it.  At first I figured it was a non issue.  I mean, it has the word iPhoto in it.  How important could it be?  Little did I know that this file was the root of all my problems.

    I decided to dig a little deeper with the issue.  After a several hour internet search, I discovered that a corrupt  com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist file was causing  lots of people the same problems I was experiencing.  It makes the computer unusable at times.  It is the result of using the mosaic screensaver function with iPhoto pictures.  I remember long ago dabbling in this function but had no idea this caused all my problems.

    Everything I read said to delete the file and that would fix the problem.  I spent several hours trying to hunt down this file in my drive so I could remove it and place it in the trash.  Once removed, the computer would automatically generate another one if the mosaic screensaver program was used again, one that isn't corrupt. 

    It took me forever to find the file, so I'm going to make your life easy.  How do you find your com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist file to remove it?  

    1. Go in your Finder
    2. Click on "Computer" in the Devices section at the top.  If you don't have "Computer" as an option, click on "Finder" from the top computer bar, then click on "Preferences" and click on the check box for "Computer".  This should place the "Computer" as an option in your Finder.
    3. Scroll through your files in the "Computer" section and find "Library" and expand it
    4. Now find "Preferences" and expand that.
    5. From here, you should be able to find the com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist file.  Right click on it and move it to the trash.  
    6. Restart your computer.
    It took me hours to figure all this out. But, with DiskWarrior making the diagnosis and a  little help from the internet, I was able to fix my computer and make it functional again.  And to think, I was days away from going out and buying another one.  Fully tax deductible, of course.  Even my DiskWarrior came tax free.  Just another advantage of having a blog.

    If you're having problems with your computer, before you spend  a grand or more on a new one or even several hundred dollars on a computer technician, I recommend you purchase DiskWarrior.  It may be the best $100 you ever spent on your computer.  It found my corrupt com.apple.iphotomosaic.plist file and now my computer is working just like new.

    Thank you DiskWarrior for a job well done!

    Wednesday, August 24, 2011

    Washington DC Earthquake Damage Picture of 2011 Picture. Obama Responds.

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    Check out this incredible picture of the damage done from the east coast earthquake that ravished the  Washington DC are this week. What a terrible loss. Obama and his trusted advisors have been meeting day and night to come up with a plan to save Washington DC from this terrible earthquake.  What's his answer. Here is his answer:
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    Happy Baby, Baby Happy

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    Happy Baby, and...

    Baby Happy in his custom made onesie.  That's my boy.




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    Tuesday, August 23, 2011

    Lost Garbage Can Owners Welcome the Can Recovery Action Plan (CRAP) Tax of 2011

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    Mrs Happy and I experienced one heck of a storm the other night.  The winds were enough to take large garbage cans and blow them blocks down the road, turning them into lost garbage cans.  Without a federal system in place to track lost garbage cans, we were left with a loosely regulated system of home owners attempting to hunt down these lost garbage can's rightful owners.  For example, on one recent trip down my devastated neighborhood, I  saw these two lost garbage can souls looking for their home.



    Lost garbage cans may not seem like a big deal to you, but they are to the people who lost them.   And knowing that you are at the mercy of whom ever finds your can is certain to create a high level of anxiety, especially if your neighbors decide to kick the can down the road.   Having  a disorganized, unregulated lost garbage can lost and found system is unacceptable in today's technologically advanced society where our government can fix everything, no matter how big or how small the problem. 

    That's why I am formally requesting a federal government intervention in this wild wild west of garbage can recovery operations.    It's a world where anything goes.   We need mandates from above to demand accountability and we need systems processes in place to stream line the lost garbage can recovery process and make the recovery process equal for all.

    No longer will neighborhoods have to put up with individuals taking responsibility into their own hands and finding these lost garbage can's rightful owners themselves.  No sir.    As a matter of compassion, lost garbage can recovery operations shall now be deemed a responsibility of the federal government.  

    We can all rest well tonight.  I have formalized my final proposal.  It's called  the Can Recovery Action Plan of 2011.  This CRAP will come with it's own CRAP tax and another 100,000 CRAPpy administrative jobs.  But don't worry.  If you are in the bottom 50% of wage earners in this country, you won't have to pay a dime to pay for this CRAP.   We're gonna tax the CRAP out of the rich. 

    Texting In The Hospital Rocks and That's No Joke. Well, Sometimes It Is.

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    I love texting other doctors in the hospital.  With every passing year, more and more physicians are turning to smart phones to manage their time more efficiently.  Between Walmart $4 drug list apps and the iPad touchscreen technology,  hospitalist effciency is rapidly entering a new era.  And you can add texting in the hospital to the growing list of ways to improve communication, and by default, patient care.

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      Unfortunately, for nurses, we have government regulations that claim to protect patient privacy, but instead end up obstructing patient care.  Is texting patient information a violation of HIPAA?  Perhaps. But so is having a family conference in a busy hallway.  There is a lot of stuff we do every day that is technically against the law that happens in the interest of patient safety and care, The unintended consequences of these government regulations are under appreciated.  I'm  willing to communicate patient information I feel is necessary to make my patients better and I think patients and families will generally agree as well.

      I leave voice mails at doctors' office all the time telling them their patient    is going home, describing in great detail the specifics of their patient's hospital care.  Often the doctor is unavailable for direct communication or they are too busy and hurried in the office to stop what they are doing to talk with a fellow physician about their patient.  And sometimes, they just don't care.    When I get sent to a nurses line, I always end up in voice mail.  I can only assume the nurses are eating lunch.  They are always eating lunch.     So I leave a voice mail.  Is that a HIPAA violation?  


      Beats me.  I'm communicating patient information to a provider who needs to know.  If they have voice mail for me to communicate, I'm going to communicate with their voice mail. If they have texting available, I'm going to text them.   Imagine how silly this voice mail would be.

      This is Dr Happy. It's 4:50 pm on Friday.   Your communication system has landed me in your voice mail box.  I was unable to talk to a real live doctor to discuss discharge plans.  Unfortunately, HIPAA says I can't tell you the patient's name so you'll just have to trust me when I say you have a patient that left against medical advice after a 46 day hospital stay for septic shock and multi organ failure.  They may show up in your office today.  I discharged them appropriately but have recommended they get 12 send out labs to clarify their likely cancer diagnosis.   The patient told me he would rather have the lab drawn in your office because he didn't want to stay any longer.  I can't tell you what they are due to HIPAA regulations.     You'll just have to trust me.  Unfortunately, I'm done with my  block of hospitalist days and will be unavailable for the next 20 days.  I will be available for the next ten minutes, should you hear this by then.  Thanks.  Have a great weekend!
      Doctor-to-doctor communication is better  than the old standard of no communication in patient care.  I carry on multiple texting conversations every day with doctors in the interest of patient safety. Common sense guides the description of care.   If a name and a room number happens to make their way into the mix of the texting conversation, it happens in the interest of patient care and I don't believe my patients would object. 

      Texting in the hospital is especially great with surgeons since I never know if they are in the operating room or in some small town drumming up more business.  I text them a message regarding mutual patients or new consults  and they get back to me, often rapidly, at their convenience.  It's an excellent way to keep the lines of communication open.  I wish all physicians would text in the hospital.

      Unfortunately, government rules are written without the future in mind.  Technology can change rapidly and things that make patient care better may go against the intent of the twenty year old regulations meant to protect patients.    The hand of  Big Borther doesn't understand that if we are going to take care of patients efficiently, we need to communicate in ways that saves time for all of us.  And texting is one of those methods.

      Texting rocks and that's no joke.  We'll, sometimes it is, like this texting conversation I had with a surgeon once.
      Surgeon:  Plan amputation for John Smith room 709 on Tuesday (or should I say "Toesday")
      Happy:  I didn't know surgeons could be funny.  That was hilarious (or should I say "Heelarious")
      I don't care who you are or where you come from.  That's some good doctor humor right there.   For more humor about texting in the hospital, check out my version of checkout rounds (Text Out Rounds)

      Monday, August 22, 2011

      Constipation: The Movie Release Delayed After They Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him.

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      Yes folks, it's true.  Constipation:  The Movie was to be released earlier this month but has now been delayed.   Nobody knows when it's coming out.  Production has been backed up for months.  Even the movie trailer release is stuck in the final stages of production.  Word on the street says that the union bosses got screwed after  tough and hard fought  negotiations with the producers of Constipation:  The Movie.  

      So they sealed the exit doors, shut production down and walked off the stage.   The lead actor was even heard  telling these guys off after the director was admitted to a local hospital with gas pains.  "You rectum, damn near killed him", he said with angst.   

      At this point, the public is not sure what to believe.  Everything coming out of everyone's mouths is a load of crap.   

      (FYI, this is not a joke.  I first heard about it on Facebook)


      Sunday, August 21, 2011

      New Intern Work Hour Restrictions For 2011: More Time For Drinkin' Less Time For Thinkin'

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      Medical education has always been about exposure to the most permutations of illness across the  broadest spectrum of disease. That can only be accomplished with repetition.  If you want to become an expert in the evaluation and management of common and uncommon presentations of common and uncommon disease, you have to go to where the pathology is.  And guess what.  That's not in a stable outpatient clinic setting.

      A hospital is where you need to be. You aren't going to see that raging case of tortuous aorta or bilateral hydronephrosis at a  nurse practitioner run urgent care clinic on a sunny Tuesday afternoon between 1pm-4pm.


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        You're gonna see it when that stoic country farmer, who refused to listen to his wife for three weeks,  shows up in the ER at 2 am when the pain becomes unbearable.  If you're an intern on July 1st, 2011,  you might as well hang out at the urgent care clinic between 1 pm and 4 pm, because you'll get the same experience now that the Accreditation Council for Graduate Medical Education (ACGME) has slaughtered the intern's educational experience.

        One of Happy's new partners, fresh out of residency, has described exactly what the new intern work hour restrictions for 2011 has meant in the real world delivery of hospital based health care.  For the last few years, residents could work no more than 80 years per week, averaged over 4 weeks. How about now?  Here are the new intern work hour restrictions for 2011.  I have high lighted a few of the new rules below. 
        • Interns can no longer take home call.  Ever.  Why is that?  Because the new rules mandate that PGY-1 (the fancy abbreviation for interns (also known as first year residents) ) must have direct supervision (supervisor physically present with the intern and patient) or indirect supervision immediately available (physically present somewhere in the building).  Interns are considered too stupid from answering anything medically related without a supervisor immediately available.  
        • Interns may not exceed more than 16 hours during a  continuous work  period.
        • Interns should have 10 hours of freedom from work duties but must have at least eight hours of free time between scheduled duty periods.
        • Interns must get at least 24 hours off for every 7 day period, averaged over 4 weeks. 
        • Interns are not allowed to moonlight
        That is a brief summary of our new intern work hour residency restrictions for 2011.  So how did the University Mecca that I trained out decide to solve the man power issues to comply with these new work hour restrictions?
        • Interns no longer pre-round before morning report.  If they did, they couldn't...
        • Stay in the  hospital until they completed their 10 pm shift to take all cross cover pages and admissions.  They would have to go home sooner and that would mess everything up. 
        • Once 10 pm hits, interns must go home and entertain themselves.  All internal medicine admissions are now handled by moonlighting fellows looking for extra cash because all the academic hospitalist attendings have no night call built into their contracts. That's awesome. 
        • The fellows must now take first call after 10 pm if they have an intern on their service.  If I was a fellow, I would do everything in my power to avoid interns.  They are now worthless, which is pretty equivalent to the status of a medical student on rounds.
        May God help us all.  If we train under experienced interns and release them into a supervisory role, we end up with under trained supervisors training  under experienced interns.  These supervisors will become under experienced attendings and the race to the bottom will be codified in the name of patient safety.   

        Interns have just become really expensive medical students  (paid for by the Medicare National Bank) while we pawn off patient care duties to the moonlighting allergy and immunology  fellow who could care less how thorough a work up they did, as long as they can pawn off the patient to the intern in the morning who got five hours of sleep after closing the bar down on karaoke night.  Congratulations interns.  You've hit the jackpot.  Where else can you earn $50,000 a year as a highly paid medical student with more time for drinkin' and less time for thinkin'?

        Baby Cankles and Ankle Dimples (Picture)? Woah! Where Did These Come From?

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        I realized today that our little Zachary has baby cankles and ankle dimples.   When and where did these come from?  It seems like just yesterday he was having a baby infant growth spurt.  And now look at him.  All decked out with ankle dimples.  Correction.  He's got himself a raging case of the cankle dimples. We've got our four month appointment coming up in just a few  short weeks.  I'll definitely be asking about any possible medical or cankle surgery options that are available. We've got to nip these baby cankles in the bud before people start talkin'.

        Before long we'll have grandma and grandpa asking if they can squeeze his cankles.  He'll have to wear  tube socks and high top sneakers.   Heck, we might even have to get him bell bottom jeans.  What a disaster this is turning out to be. 

        And with Marty on predisone for his pemphigus, we're going to have a house full of cross species cankles.  

        Click image for full size view of his baby cankles and dimples.

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        Friday, August 19, 2011

        Bed Bug Sniffing Dogs Rid Uninvited Guests Chuck Norris Style

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        A reader asked me a question the other day:
        Dear Happy.  I'm a hospitalist in a NYC hospital.   I'm wondering if you've ever heard of bed bugs infesting a hospital. We had an infestation earlier this year and our infection people went into crisis mode.  It was like Fukushima met Professor Falken met The Joint Commission.   What's your take on bed bugs in the hospital?
        I can't even say I've given any thought to bed bugs (Cimex lectularius) in the hospital, although I suspect any hospital that claims they have never treated a case of bed bugs  is probably giving you a statement that's too good to be true.  And you know how that saying goes. 

        We've all heard about the bed bugs taking over our  hotels in this country.  It's been plastered all over the evening news on many occasions over the last few years.   These bed bugs have no mercy.  They will enjoy a nice meal anywhere they can, whether that's in an apartment, on a  cruise ship or in a public school.  We aren't even immune in a movie theater.   

        As a hospitalist that cares for the general public on a daily basis, it doesn't surprise me that bed bugs could find their way into a hospital.   Why wouldn't they?  To believe that hospitals are somehow immune would by wishful thinking.  Hospitals are filled  with sick and immuno-compromised people  that carry with them MRSA, VRSA, and clostridium difficile.  Why not bed bugs too?  Our patients and employees come from all walks of life. To assume we  leave reality behind when we enter the hospital doors would be shortsighted at best. 

        Without much knowledge of the issues surrounding beg bugs in the hospital, I injected myself with a double dose of Google truth serum. Without warning, I was overcome with Google Shock.  That's feeling you get when Google opens your eyes to the reality all around you.  It's kind of like learning for the first time about why some men  spray lidocaine on their penis.  But that's another Google Shock for another day.

        Bed bugs are showing up in hospitals all across this country. These aren't just sporadic cases. This is an epidemic.   These bed bugs are everywhere.   Just Google "hospital bed bugs" and you'll see what I mean. You'll discover some patients have even been refused care because they showed signs of a bed bug infestation.

        For patients trying to battle a potentially life threatening illness, having a concern about bed bugs is the last thing they need to be thinking about when they get admitted to the hospital.  In fact, just like our pets can carry MRSA, some studies also suggest bed bugs can be MRSA and VRE carriers as well.

        We want to try and minimize bed bug exposure in the hospital for medical reasons, of course.    But it could also be a legal issue as well.  Witness these  sisters in London who were recently awarded several thousand dollars after being bitten over one hundred times by bed bugs at a London hotel. 

        I know it's impossible to prevent bed bugs from showing up anywhere that people go.  We have to accept that as a fact of life.   What's important is having  a surveillance plan in place to attack them head on with any sign of activity. 

        I think the worst thing a hospital can do is not be transparent about bed bugs.  People talk.  Employees tell their husbands and wives.    These things end up on Twitter and Facebook.  In fact, there is even a  website (bedbugregistry.com) dedicated to providing user submitted bed bug reports from all across the United States and Canada.

        Tell the public you have strong policies in place for surveillance and eradication and you'll earn their trust when the bugs come a knockin'.  Even the D.A.'s office in Brooklyn  can't hide the fact that bed begs have no mercy.


        I learned from the all mighty Google that bed bug sniffing dogs are a popular strategy to hunt down these pesky  super villains   The New York Times did a piece last year describing businesses with bed bug sniffing dogs that will come out to your home for $350 and do an inspection.  Reportedly, these dogs' sniffers can detect bed bugs with 96% accuracy.  However, the NYT did a follow up story indicating the false positive rate in these $11,000 dogs might harm their credibility.   

        I don't know about you, but I'm OK with  bed bug sniffing dogs having a horrible positive predictive value as long as their negative predictive value is close to 100%.   For all the hospitals out there, now's the time to get a bed bug sniffing dog on your payroll,   dress the little fella up in your favorite  camo snuggie and have him go to town on the little buggers, Chuck Norris style.  No mercy!

        Cool Mushrooms Picture: Looks Like Golf Balls on a Tee

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        I snapped this picture of cool mushrooms the other day while going for a run. Anyone know what kind they are? They were quite remarkable looking. Almost like golfs balls on a tee.



        Thursday, August 18, 2011

        Backseat Driver Alert (Audio Experience)

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        I wonder what he's thinking

        Total Debt Cost Of Medical School Is Officially Obnoxious.

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        The total debt cost of medical school has become obnoxious.  When I started medical school 15 years ago this month, I took out approximately $2,000 a month in loans.  $1,000 a month for all living expenses, including food, rent, utilities and entertainment and $1,000 a month for tuition and related expenses.   I got out of medical school with just under $110,000 in loans for which I am currently paying back at a rate of $500 month for 30 years.

        I learned the other day that a family medicine resident recently completed medical school with almost $250,000 in medical school loans. Family medicine?  $250,000?  Are you crazy?   If that resident can lock in a 30 year loan at 3.5%, they're looking at monthly payments of $1,200 a month for the rest of their lives.  With current tax rates, this family resident will need to earn at least $30,000 a year simply to pay their non deductible student loans. And that take home pay will have to rise even faster if Obama's health care taxes rise as expected.   If they'd like to try and pay off the loan in 15 years, they're looking at an $1,800 a month payment.  That means they'd need to earn almost $45,000 a year just to pay their monthly student loan payment.  That's almost $4,000 a month in income just to pay for their student loans.  Not to mention that they have already lost seven years of income potential while in training. 


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          I don't know about you, but if this family medicine (or internal medicine resident for that matter)  had taken a class in basic economics during undergraduate work,  they would have laughed at the idea of pursuing an  economically nonviable field in comprehensive care.  It's no wonder why medical students are shunning the  comprehensive care  fields in favor specialties that earn the majority of their income outside of  evaluation & management medical billing and coding

          With the total debt cost of medical school reaching obnoxious levels, I have to wonder how long  this can go on before the academic bubble bursts.   Not much longer I presume, but these are questions only the bed bugs can answer.  

          Our medical model has tried to commoditized the cognitive skill set  across multiple health care species while claiming equality.   In commodities, the lowest cost wins.  But you also get what you pay for.  So run medical students.  Run like the wind from family medicine and internal medicine.  You can do better.  Unless of course, you become a hospitalist, who's value is well recognized by a payment model that has left the constrains of the Medicare National Bank.

          If you're goal to become a hospitalist, by all means, go for it.  You are the future of hospital care.

          Wednesday, August 17, 2011

          Walmart $4 Drug List iPhone App Should Be a Part of Every Hospitalist's Arsenal

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          I never knew life as a hospitalist could be so easy.  I am a huge fan of using technology to make our lives as doctors better  and more efficient for ourselves and our patients.  The infamous $4 Walmart med list started it all.

          Shortly after the $4 Walmart drug list, we had every major national pharmacy and local grocery store offering up their own $4 list of medications.  Yet, for what ever reason, the $4 Walmart list is the only one I ever see jammed in the patient's chart for me to try and accommodate the poor and own on their  luck patients with barely $4 to their name.

          I'm a big fan of the $4 list. But, I've learned a few quirky clinical details over the years. For example, the cost of Duoneb (combination albuterol + atrovent).   If you order the albuterol separately and the atrovent separately, both from the $4 list, your cost will be 10x less than if you order the premixed Duoneb solution at Walmart. 

          How can you get  the $4 Walmart list with you at all times?  Having the Walmart $4 med list readily available is as easy as downloading the Walmart iPhone app.   The $4 med list data base is just a click away from the home screen.   One observation.  I did find the  list may not be exactly up to date as more and more medications go generic.  For example, Norvasc is now a $4 drug, it's not yet on their iPhone $4 medication app list.

          I also discovered that the app allows me to self medicate my hypothyroidism and have my levothyroxin delivered to my home with just a couple clicks in the iPhone app.  Just sign up for walmartDOTcom and then sign up for their pharmacy portion and your app is good to go.  While you can't order a new prescription (as a physician), you can get refills mailed to your home with just the click of a button.

          As a doctor, you can save your patients some money  and yourself some time and get your own medication refills right from your phone.  No more wondering if the drug is on the $4 Walmart drug list or not.   This is yet another way to increase hospitalist efficiency.  Oh yeah.  And the app is free.

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          Tuesday, August 16, 2011

          Hospital Blood Draws & Heart Attack Mortality: Hospital Acquired Anemia Cured!

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          I am not a big fan of ordering daily labs.  It's expensive (here's the cost of daily labs).  It's labor intensive (it adds to hospital costs).  It's uncomfortable (phlebotomy venipuncture bruise).  It wakes the patient up.  And now we learn that too many blood draws in the hospital may be harming our patients.

          We already know that moderate to severe hospital acquired anemia (HAA) during acute myocardial infarction (AMI) is associated with a higher mortality. As a standard rule of thumb, almost all patients admitted to the hospital will experience a 2g/dL drop in their hemoglobin.  You don't believe me?  Look at your pateint's trend line the next time you round. I suspect a lot of this drop is from bone marrow suppression due to acute illness and dilution from intravenous hydration.


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            Now we need to add phlebotomy as a modifiable risk factor for the development of HAA.  The journal  Archives of Internal Medicine recently reported on an  interesting study titled:  Diagnostic Blood Loss From Phlebotomy and Hospital-Acquired Anemia During Acute Myocardial Infarction.  The conclusion?  Diagnostic blood loss from hospital phlebotomy may be  independently associated with the development of  hospital acquired anemia (HAA), which is known to increase mortality after heart attack.  Stop making our patients anemic from blood draws and we might be able to save their lives. Or the corollary, if we draw too much blood, we will harm our patients. 

            I've said it hundreds of times before, if the lab you order isn't going to change your management, don't order the lab.  We don't need to follow a WBC count of 20K every day for the sake of watching it trend down.  It doesn't matter.  The patient's clinical history and physical examination should do just fine.

            In this study, over 17,000 acute myocardial patients from 57 hospitals between 2000 and 2008 were studied who weren't anemic on admission.  About 20% of these patients developed moderate to severe hospital acquired anemia during their hospital stay (defined as a hemoglobin dropping from normal to <11g/dL).

            What did they find?  For every 50mL of blood drawn, the risk of moderate to severe hospital acquired anemia increased by 18%.   That means we are increasing their risk of mortality ever time we draw a BMP to follow a stable potassium or creatinine level.   They also noted a significant variation in the blood letting among  hospitals which suggests a lack of  systems processes and/or a  hospital culture that that is harming our patients.  I suspect one could even find large variations between hospitalists too.

            For the patients that developed hospital acquired anemia during their stay, the mean average blood letting was an accumulated 173.8 ml of blood, or about half a unit of blood.  Just over one in ten patients lost an entire unit of blood from diagnostic blood draws.  

            So what do we do about it?  How do we reduce mortality in our AMI patients as it relates to hospital acquired anemia?  That's easy.

            1. Pay it forward.  Transfuse at will.  For every vial you take, give one back.  Don't be shy.  We have lots of blood at the Medicare National Bank. 
            2. Recommend tall our heart attack patients pick up smoking or smoke more during their hospital stay.     Initiate exceptions to the hospital smoking ban in the interest of our patient's safety.  That will raise their resting hemoglobin and may prevent HAA from setting in.
            3. Shut down your in-house lab and refer everything to a send out lab.   The farther you send it out, the longer it will take to get back and the less lab that will be drawn.
            4. Set your critical hemoglobin at 11 g/dL.  You won't have a single doctor ordering a CBC.  Ever.
            If you all have any other great ideas on how we can save our patients from dying in the hospital, I'd love to hear your thoughts.  

            Monday, August 15, 2011

            How To Get Free Food At The Hospital

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            For as long as I can remember, doctors have enjoyed free lunch during their hospital work day.  For doctors, the action lies in the doctors lounge.  Here's a little doctors lounge humor about food.  But for nurses, their action lies in whatever they bring from home or how much money they cough up everyday to eat in the cafeteria. 

            Some hospital cafeterias have been slashing employee discounts in an effort to save money.    Merry Christmas Night Nurse RN.   Here's your jelly-of-the-month club gift certificate to say thank you for your hard work and dedication. 

            I have a better idea.  Here's a trick I learned about the other day from one of my fine colleagues during his training days in the ICU.   Order a food tray for every single ICU patient.  It doesn't matter if they are unconscious and on a ventilator or not.  Order a tray,  with dessert, for every last one of them.

            When you're hungry, just find the cart with all the food.  Free food for all. If you're going to survive in the hospital, you have to know how to play the game. Just be careful of the hospital food trays.  You might end up being a source of free food for the nurses and residents. 

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              Redneck Bottle Feeding Explained (Picture)

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              Redneck bottle feeding defined.  That's how we do things 'round these parts. Git-R-Done Zach.  We's gonna learn him how to bottle feed like a man.

              Sunday, August 14, 2011

              Baby Faces of Zachary Slideshow

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              Zachary is just under four months old now.  I picked out and put together just under 360 of my favorite Zachary baby faces in this slideshow.  Here is a link to a full view of his  baby faces slideshow.  He is a child of many faces, that's for sure.  I hope you enjoy his cuteness as much as we do.  

              We are pretty certain Marty and Cooper have taught him how to manipulate us for  his every desire.

              For more Zachary, you can visit all his blog posts and videos as well as his color splash slideshow.

              Saturday, August 13, 2011

              VibaBody Slimmer Action Video State Fair Style!

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              It's that time of year for all the crazy fair activities.  In addition to the county fair rides,  numerous types of foods on a stick,  magic fibromyalgia pain treatment discoveries and chiropractic marketing, you have the universally popular weight loss options that come from every corner of the universe.  

              In this case, I give the VibaBody Slimmer a run for its money in this video below.  Of course.  Just stand there for ten minutes a day, five days a week and let the Vibabody slim you down.  Who knew exercise and health could be that easy?

              Check out my amazing results with just 30 seconds of action.  Depending on the model you get, I'd say the $1,500-$4,000 is well worth every penny.  It's the easiest weight loss program ever.   Because you won't have any money left over to buy food.  How brilliant of them.