Well, it's official. Redheaded step sperm children get no respect. The internets is reporting on a striking case of redheaded discrimination. Cryos, which is reported to be the largest sperm bank in the world is now denying sperm donations from redheaded donors.
Cryos shelves are apparently filled to the brim with the little squiggly fellas and the redheaded sperm are just not in demand, except in Ireland, where apparently the redheaded sperm donors contributions are flying off the shelves. Perhaps all the red beer consumption explains it.
I smell a class action lawsuit on behalf of redheads, because, you know, redheads are a suppressed minority who need protection to spread their genes without discrimination and sperm donation is a right, not a privilege.
Alternatively, all the redheaded sperm donors could just dye their hair and surprise a whole bunch of families who ordered brown but got red instead.
