Yes folks, it's true. Constipation: The Movie was to be released earlier this month but has now been delayed. Nobody knows when it's coming out. Production has been backed up for months. Even the movie trailer release is stuck in the final stages of production. Word on the street says that the union bosses got screwed after tough and hard fought negotiations with the producers of Constipation: The Movie.
So they sealed the exit doors, shut production down and walked off the stage. The lead actor was even heard telling these guys off after the director was admitted to a local hospital with gas pains. "You rectum, damn near killed him", he said with angst.
At this point, the public is not sure what to believe. Everything coming out of everyone's mouths is a load of crap.
(FYI, this is not a joke. I first heard about it on Facebook)
