America's handicap bathroom definition has officially left the train depot for the next station. In America, we are entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Oh yeah, and bariatric rated bathrooms. I snapped this picture of a bariatric rated handicap bathroom at the hospital Mrs Happy delivered Zachary. A part of me feels for folks who struggle through life outside their home in search of a toilet adequate enough to do their thing. Bathrooms and toilets simply aren't made to hold the weight or size of 300, 400 or 500 pound people and neither are the hospital toilets. Part of me wants to believe these bariatric rated bathrooms are for the oversized pregnant women on the floor. But the rational side in me knows otherwise. America is obese and we have the bariatric rated handicap bathrooms to prove it. Next up: Braille toilets.