A reader sent me these links about this woman, Eva Fisher, who robbed a bank in August, 2010. Not much of a headline, until you realize that she was caught at a CVS Pharmacy after already making it to an Affordable Dentures store to pay off her $500 denture bill.
She pleaded guilty to this charge, after previously receiving probation for a 2005 bank robbery. What was her sentence this time? Three to five years of free food and dental care in the slammer.
I wonder if the bank confiscated her dentures and sold them at auction. I'm almost sure they did after taking a peek at this lady's mug shot. It doesn't matter though. As a prisoner, she could probably get another pair or two of dentures for free.
Something tells me she got the last toothless laugh out of this one. Here's to the men and women of law enforcement for taking a bit out of crime.


