Happy: Man, those were some crazy boots that guy was wearing.
Nurse: We think he's gay.
Happy: Why is that?
Nurse: Those are knee high Uggs.
Happy: What does that mean?
Nurse: They're Uggs. And they're knee high. He's gay. Trust me.
Happy: Is that a gay sign? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Nurse: You need to get out more.
Happy: You're probably right.
I'll stick with my
hospital shoes. If you want to be a complete physician, apparently a fashion class or two wouldn't hurt in this day and age. Who knows, maybe
Fashion for the Complete Nurse 2011 has already become a standard
nursing education requirement CME objective.
