Nursing Hazing vs Medical Hazing vs Fraternity Hazing.

Nursing student hazing

Happy:  How much oxygen is the patient breathing in.

Student Nurse:  She's not on any oxygen.

Happy:  No Oxygen!  What is she breathing in?

Preceptor RN:  Just ignore Happy.  Tell him to pick on someone his own size.

Med student hazing.

Attending:  Does the patient have a temperature?

Med Student:  No.

Attending:  No temperature?   Are...you... sure?

Med Student:  Yes.

Attending:  Then you're telling me my patient is at absolute zero.  Did you order a warming blanket?

Med Student:  I thought you meant did they have a fever.

Attending:  Ah.  Remember to always pay attention to the details, because details will make the patient sink or swim.  

Fraternity hazing.
Never mind...  We're all crazy to do this medical stuff for a living, as this nursing someecard helps to explain.