Nursing Hazing vs Medical Hazing vs Fraternity Hazing.

Nursing student hazing

Happy:  How much oxygen is the patient breathing in.
Student Nurse:  She's not on any oxygen.
Happy:  No Oxygen!  What is she breathing in?
Preceptor RN:  Just ignore Happy.  Tell him to pick on someone his own size.
Med student hazing.
Attending:  Does the patient have a temperature?
Med Student:  No.
Attending:  No temperature?   Are...you... sure?
Med Student:  Yes.
Attending:  Then you're telling me my patient is at absolute zero.  Did you order a warming blanket?
Med Student:  I thought you meant did they have a fever.
Attending:  Ah.  Remember to always pay attention to the details, because details will make the patient sink or swim.  
Fraternity hazing.

Never mind...

We're all crazy to do this medical stuff for a living, as these original Happy Hospitalist nursing ecards helps to explain.

"My colleagues have more personality disorders than a psych floor.  Just so you know."

My colleagues have more personality disorders than a psych floor ecard nurse humor photo.


"...so I looked at her and said, 'You're just an LPN.  Get your Last Place Nurse butt over to room 4 and clean her up'."

So I looked at her and said, you're just an LPN.  Get your Last Place Nurse butt over to room four and clean her up ecard nurse humor photo.


This post is for entertainment purposes only and likely contains humor only understood by those in a healthcare profession. Read at your own risk. 

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