What happened to those Wisconsin doctors caught on YouTube writing all those doctor notes? What was the fallout of their actions at the union protest rally? As you know, a bunch of Wisconsin doctors were caught on video handing out doctor notes to give government union workers an excuse not to show up for work, then with some claiming patient-doctor confidentiality. I find that disturbing.
Nothing is confidential in the world of cell phones and YouTube. These are a new bread of policians ,part politician, part physician. All the actions of these Wisconsin policians have been caught on video tape for the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing to see.
Unlikely Hospitalist at Pundit Press gives us the scoop:
While this peddles slowly along, some of profiles are being scrubbed clean. The profiles of xxx remain, while xxxx have all been expunged from the Department of Family Medicine Faculty and Staff Directory page.
We learn that one physician's focus is on "resident physician professional development". That's interesting. I wonder if teaching residents how to write doctor notes at Union rallies is a part of the teaching curriculum for professional development of residents.
The question is why? Why would a University system, with union employees no doubt, be doing this? Is it because they have been relieved of their duties? Is it an attempt to suppress information and protect the privacy of these doctors?
I think not. In fact, The Happy Hospitalist has learned the truth about what's going in in Wisconsin. The profiles of these Family Medicine physicians have been expunged from the staff directory page not because they've been fired and released of their duties. In fact, all these policians have been promoted to leadership positions in the newest residency training program to hit the Wisconsin University campus. It's called the Political Medicine Specialty and it's going to revolutionize the way doctors in Wisconsin practice medicine.
That's right folk Dr XXX YYYY MD PMS a former residency director of the Madison Family Medicine program has been promoted to department head of the new Political Medicine Specialty program. As head of the PMS college, she has been given just one directive:
- To work closely with government unions to fund new covert methods of helping patients steal time and resources from their government employers.
In a leaked email obtained by The Happy Hospitalist, we learn that Dr XXX YYYY MD, PMS already has many excellent ideas to take PMS to the next level of respect. Part of her teaching curriculum has been exposed in this email obtained by The Happy Hospitalist's inside sources.
Physician methods to help patients avoid going to work and get paid.
- Cough and use a fake sick voice when you call in sick. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Get one of those iPhone Apps that list a bunch of excuses for missing work. You can use a different excuse everyday. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them you had a family emergency. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them your neighbor is coming over for barbecue. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them your car wouldn't start. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them your grandmother died two months ago. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them you overslept. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them the NBA playoffs are on. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Tell them you just got back from a weeks vacation. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
- Show up at protest rally. Proceed to doctor for sick note.
(Just in case you had any doubts and couldn't tell the difference between real and fake because your teachers didn't show up to teach you and instead went to protest the loss of their obnoxious benefit plans, none of this is true. I made it all up, at least the part about PMS. The rest of it is documented elsewhere in the Internets, which is where students have to go now to get their edumacation in Wisconsin, now that none of the teachers show up for work.)
(This is satire. Please take none of this seriously. Thank you)
(This is satire. Please take none of this seriously. Thank you)
