A reader sent me a link to an audio file from a radio show that described the Philadelphia side car in explicit detail. Unfortunately, that link no longer exists. So I've searched out the help of Urban Dictionary to give you the definition. There isn't much left to the imagination. What is the Philadelphia side car? Think osotomy + prisoner + sex.
Holy Crap. I can't say I've ever taken care of someone who got herpes in their ostomy from performing the Philadelphia side car. And on Fox News the other day, I learned that an increase in tonsilar and tongue cancer among younger and middle-aged Americans is thought to be related to human papillomavirus (HPV) transmission from oral sex.
To summarize. Don't smoke and don't have oral sex with people who have warts if you don't want to get head and neck cancer and don't perform the Philadelphia side car on people with herpes. Consider this your sex education lesson for the weekend. And if I ever find out one of you is having Philadelphia side car sex in the hospital, you will be discharged before you develop discharge.
This post is for entertainment purposes only and likely contains humor only understood by those in a health care profession. Read at your own risk.