iPad Addiction and the Wives Who Suffer Through It

Nurse:  Cool Happy.  I see you've got an iPad.

Happy:  Yeah.  I've had it for a couple of weeks. 

Nurse:  Do you like it? 

Happy:  Yes.  the efficiency of hospital rounds has increased dramatically since I stared using it.

Nurse:  That's great.  My husband has one too.  He loves it.

Happy:  That's great.  

Nurse:  Well, not really.  I tell him he touches Paddy more than he touches me. 

Happy:  That's too funny. 

I laughed.  Although it's kind of sad too.  I get it.