Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Most Dangerous Element On Earth Discovered: Pelosium (P311)

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You might have to be a Chemistry major to appreciate this humor.  Or not.  I have no idea who the original author is, but this is some good humor.  What is the most dangerous element on earth?  Pelosium.


Pelosium (P311):

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest and most dangerous element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.  These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.  Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Head To The Beach

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and relax with this week's Grand Rounds.

Free Samples By Mail: When You're A Doctor, Things Are Different

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It's always nice to get free samples by mail.  I'm sure Mary Kay sends out free cosmetic samples by mail all the time to their dealers.   It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see game and parks distributors sending out free tackle gear and hunting supplies by mail to their retail dealers.  Sometimes I even get free samples by mail as a garden variety consumer for things like  detergent and cologne.

But what about doctors?  It seems like doctors can't get anything of value these days without being accused of compromising their integrity.  That doesn't stop drug companies from sending out free drug samples by mail.  I once got a five hundred plus capsule supply of Tylenol mailed directly to my home.  Thanks Tylenol makers.  Always appreciated.  You have convinced me to add Tylenol to my hospitalist standing order set.  I hope nobody finds out about the influence you're having on my prescribing habits. 

What does my brother, the cardiologist, get  for his free samples by mail?  How are drug companies trying to influence the prescribing habits of cardiologists these days?  By sending them free samples of stool softeners.  What is a physic you ask?  Here you are.  Here's a picture of the free drug samples he found in his mailbox the other day.  I suppose with all the changes going on with cardiology reimbursement these days in the Medicare National bank, that might not be such a bad idea.  

So you think doctors are getting invitations to free trips in the mail?  Think again.  Apparently, Colace is where the action is.

Become Facebook Friends Today with The Happy Hospitalist Blog

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I've joined Facebook.  In case you have nothing better to do and want to be my Facebook Fan, join my Happy Hospitalist Facebook fan page today.  What are you waiting for.  Join already.



You can also follow me on Twitter, in case you're in to that too.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Dog Squatting Video Takes Pet Exercise To the Next level

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This dog squatting video shows an excellent way to exercise with your dog and burn those extra calories.  Or  maybe it's just good ol' fashion humor.


Needle Stick Anxiety

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One of the worst things about putting central lines is getting stuck by the needle and all the anxiety that can come from the unknown. Does the patient have HIV? Doe they have Hep C? I took this picture months ago after thinking I might have stuck my self with a needle after placing a central line

I couldn't remember sticking my self with a needle during the procedure but I also couldn't remember why I would otherwise have a cut on the back side of my finder when I took my gloves off.  I remember thinking to myself that this was a highly unusual site for a needle stick injury.  The anxiety of not knowing the patient's status can be quite anxiety provoking. 

In this case I called the hospital wide  nurse supervisor and told her I may have stuck myself with a needle but I wasn't sure.  She implemented the hospital's needle stick protocol, whatever that is.  The patient had blood drawn for HIV and I believe Hep C. I don't believe consent needs to be obtained from a patient to draw the blood in a needle stick situation, but I may be wrong.

The next day I was told I needed to call employee health to verify the situation and  for documentation. Several phone calls and emails later everything was settled.  

It sure was a lot of work for everyone with what I think, in retrospect, was just a paper cut from the day before.
Oops.  Sorry about that.

Air Conditioning Blowing On Schnauzer Video

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I took this video of cousin Archie after a hot walk at the park with Marty and Cooper.  As you can tell, he really enjoys air conditioning.

Parkinson's Cruise Cartoon (A Happy Hospitalist Original)

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This may be my first ( and last) crack at cartoon humor. Enjoy Parkinson's Cruise, a Happy Hospitalist original.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

My Wife Knows Everything, The Wife Doesn't Know Hilarious Horse Race

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Watch this hilarious comedy play out as two horses battle it out for first and second place.  It's "My wife knows everything" competing against "The Wife Doesn't Know" as Larry Collmus calls the seventh race at Monmouth Park



What Grandmothers Think of Grand Rounds

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Hilarious stuff at last week's Grand Rounds that you don't want to miss.

Veterinarian vs MD Xtranormal Medical Video

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This Veterinarian vs MD xtranormal medical video is some good old fashion homegrown medical humor.  Hilarious stuff


Find other great  Xtranormal Medical Videos.  Some are Happy originals.  Some aren't.  I think they're all funny.

Cheese Block Cutting Etiquette: How Do You Cut The Cheese?

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What is the correct cheese block cutting etiquette? Should the person who opens the block of cheese first be required to eat the end piece or are they allowed to place it neatly back into the cheese block for the next unsuspecting cheese block eater to handle.  This here is a block of Muenster cheese.  I happen to enjoy the end piece of Muenster.  Mrs Happy, on the other hand, does not.

How do you cut the cheese?

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Giant Sheep Balls Picture. That Looks About Right.

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Giant sheep balls at the State Fair.

Hospitalist Night Call Dangers

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If you are working a hospitalist night call shift at your hospital, I strongly recommend 
  1. You do not leave your unattended  toothbrush in the call room bathroom  for weeks at a time.
  2. Let the head of your toothbrush touch anything other than your mouth, especially not the counter top of the sink where others roam.  
Mrs Happy taught me rule #2.


Friday, August 27, 2010

Telemetry Cardiac Monitoring Support Unit Picture: Organized Chaos

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At the center of every hospital's telemetry cardiac monitoring support system are the men and women who sit in front of these telemetry cardiac monitors 24 hours a day, seven days a week.  I have no idea what all these green, orange, purple and yellow sticky tags are for in the picture below.  It looks like organized chaos to me.  I'm sure there is a method to the madness. 

This is nothing like the central telemetry cardiac monitoring support at the VA hospital I trained at ten years ago. Their idea was to slap a bunch of telemetry monitors in the nurses station 20 feet away from the break room with no 24 hour support staff.  Guess what happened if the patient went into sustained ventricular tachycardia.  The monitor would start beeping but nobody would pay attention, because the darn things were beeping all day long and there was nobody sitting there watching deadily heart rhythms fly by.

Contrast that with Happy's telemetry cardiac monitoring support unit were nothing gets past them.  Lord knows I've had my fair share of 3 am calls from the ortho floor nurse letting me know that the telemetry nurse experts called to notify her of a one beat run of SVT and asking me what I want to do about it.  That's when it's time to discontinue the telemetry.  

We put way too many people on telemetry in the hospital.  Why,  I ask.  Why do we do it?  We are just going to find something we don't want to find.  What are we going to do about that 17 beat asymptomatic burst of SVT in an 87 year old admitted with cellulitis? Nothing.  Just leave it alone.

And all those cardiac patients with paced rhythms.  Day after day after day of paced telemetry rhythm strips.  For the love of God, just stop it already. Do you know how much money we are wasting every day we write for telemetry?   Just stop it already. 

One thing our hospitalist group has done is implement a daily telemetry check list we evaluate on our morning rounds to decide whether telemetry should be discontinued on that day.  Reducing telemetry usage is one of the things I'd like to implement in my desires for a hospital wide daily medical checklist. 

On a side note, you didn't think I would ignore that delicious piece of fruit sitting at the counter, did you?  I thought  food and drink was prohibited at the nurses station.  Do you tele folks get a policy waiver?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Surgeon Joke of the Day

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A good ER friend of mine told me a couple of good general surgeon jokes.

What's the difference between God and a general surgeon?

God doesn't think he's a general surgeon.


The second best surgeon joke of the day goes to this one:


What do general surgeons use for birth control?


Their personalities!


What's your favorite surgeon joke?

Fat, Overweight and Obese Doctors: Battling Gravity at Patient's Expense.

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A reader sent me their recent experience with an overweight physician:
I visited a family member at the hospital recently and she did not have her internal medicine doctor.  I am not sure if he was a hospitalist or not.  Anyway this man was very nice but he was only in his early thirties max and he was so morbidly obese that he started to perspire as he walked the five feet from the door to the bed, no joke.  He started to talk about my family member's condition but all I could be aware of was his huffing and puffing and taking a breath about every 4 words or so.  I almost asked him if he would like my chair so he could rest.
 
What do you say about/to colleagues who are in this shape?  Should a patient even listen to a doctor who does this?  You always talk about how people who are fat should be in their own risk pool for insurance but what about fat doctors who make everything that comes out of their mouth about lifestyle complete BS?  I'm sure you've run into these guys (and gals) at conferences.  Do you confront them?
Most people who are fat know they are fat.  I say most, because there are a few patients with super morbid obesity  who really think their weight is not an issue.  But for the vast majority of humans, all they have to do is wake up in the morning to know they are overweight. They are reminded of that fact on a daily basis. 

The difference with physicians comes in the power of the presentation. More than anything, we are educators and motivators.   From a position of strength, physicians who preach the power of lifestyle modification must set an example with their own lives. It is hypocritical for a cardiologist to talk about preventing stent occlusion while smoking a cigarette with his evening martini just as it is for a morbidly obese internist to rave about the benefits of exercise for a stroke patient as they battle gravity to walk across the room. 

They do their patients no benefit be giving them an excuse to fail.  In fact, one could argue that smoking obese patients would prefer to gravitate toward physicians that are just like them and also suffer from the same lifestyle afflictions.  Perhaps having an obese doctor allows obese patients to make a connection.  Perhaps they feel the doctor understands what they are going through.

But is that really what the patient needs?   An excuse not to try?  They need a doctor that walks the walk.  Feeling good about obesity because their doctor is fat isn't going to make their diabetes go away.  As morbidly obese physicians, we don't do our patients any benefit by giving them an excuse not to try.  For many patients, we still carry a significant influence in how they live their lives.  We must walk the walk. 

If you are a doctor who's going to influence the actions of your patients, and you have any business talking about exercise as a therapy option,   sweating for your oldies as you walk from room to room is not the way to get your point across.  

Do I confront physicians about their excess pounds?  Of course not.  I could care less what the weight of my colleagues are.  Their weight has no bearing on my health or the health of my patients.  Now, the cost of health care premiums, that's another story, at least until Obamacare kicks in, then my cost will be the same as the cost of the super morbid obesity lady who wants to be 1000 pounds.  There is something very wrong about that. 

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Blogging Tax ($300) in Philly? Who Votes These Crazies In?

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It turns out if you blog in Philadelphia and you sell any advertisements at all, even if you only make $2 a year, Philly wants you to pay a $300 Business Privilege license. That's right folks, you have to pay for the right to blog.  Even if you make just $0.50 in two years, the city of Philadelphia wants you to pay them $300 because you might just make a dollar.

A business privilege license?  What does that mean?   When one pays a license, one would expect to get something for that money.  Or maybe not.  I pay over $100 to get my state medical license renewed.  I pay over $500 to get my DEA certificate renewed.  What do I get for it?

At least when one pays a permit for a construction project someone from the city is being paid to come out  to your home to make sure it passes code.

But a blog? This use tax is a tyrannical assault of government power.  Before you know it, the tax man will be arresting panhandlers for not paying up.    This sounds more like a breathing tax than a license.  Talk about a screwed up city.  Who votes these crazy nut bags into office?  

Miniature Schnauzer Crying Video

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There is something very wrong about the crying bark of this miniature schnauzer. This is cousin Archie. He's lived a tough life. First fleas. Now ringworm. Please wish him luck as he pushes through these terrible times. We love you Archie. You're a good boy.

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Colbert Report Video Talks Social Media: Control Self Delete Your Future Today

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Stephen Colbert takes a hilarious look at today's social media environment.  And just think, ten short years ago there was nothing for any of us to do except talk face to face.  Who needs talking when you have Twitter and Facebook.

Enjoy The Colbert Report on social media above. 


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

When Doctors and Nurses Don't Get Along

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What do you do when doctors and nurses don't get along? A reader asks for my advice

Hi Happy,

I have this problem, I wanted some advice from someone with more experience  dealing with this.....

I have been bashed by nurses, because, they expect me to know all the bureaucratic issues, when you don't have more than a month in the hospital. I have noticed that nurses get mad, when you give them an instruction  they don't understand, or they aren't used to, not because you are wrong, but instead, their lack of ignorance, or their narrow process of thought. One example of this is when they laugh at me cause i prescribed a generic medication of a common drug, that they weren't familiar with the generic name.

Days ago, a first year family doctor was yelled badly by some nurse, because she filled in the prescription chart where she shouldn't, the first year didn't know because no one told her. I have seen that attitude several times from different nurses, they yell at them in a very unproper manner.

They even try to make unreasonable suggestions, when they haven't talked with patients, maybe because some other doctor did something similar, in a "similar" patient. they always be there, when no one asked for their opinion. They have very well defined where their tasks end, but not when they have to keep from making opinions they aren't supposed to do.

I have come to the conclusion that nurses receive more respect from doctors (at least from me), than they actually give (me), specially to young doctors, even doctors share more respect themselves, that nurses  for medical profession.

I don't want to make generalizations,  not all of them are like this. but I assume there is some sort of tendency. because same things repeats over and over.

I'm not a nurse hater, I get along well with nurses, I'm very grateful for all the help they can provide, I have to thank many times the nurses for the advice, in changes of the patient status, but I feel I get more respect from my medical staff than nurses.  Is this similar at your hospital?

What do I have to do in order to stop some nurses from being an ass?  Sometimes I feel if I confront them it can get worse. My attitude is to avoid confrontation, I just keep silent.

You find yourself in an interesting set of circumstances, unless you have worked at a veteran's  hospital where my experience with many nurses was one of  self absorbed power struggles.  They had a Federal job with little to no risk of ever getting fired.  Ever.  What's the difference between a VA nurse and a gun?  You can fire a gun.

In fact, one resident physician often referred to the VA nurses as grey back gorillas.  The longer the VA nurse worked, the larger they got and the more powerful they became.  As the hair on their back turned grey, they became the grey back gorrilla leaders of their clan.  They were in charge of molding all the young VA gorilla nurses into future grey backs.  These were the obstructive nurses who did everything they could to make the doctor's life difficult while compromising patient care.  

But what could you do?  You as a doctor were only there for a few short years before moving on to real life medicine.   The VA grey back gorillas were  there for life.  As a resident, you just had to deal with it.  Some learned to integrate amongst them.  Some learned to avoid them.   You learned whom you could trust and  whom you could lean on for support.   Ultimately, taking the higher road made you a better person that day.  You have to learn not to care what other people think of you.
I expect a lot from people around me.  What I hate is laziness.  I hate seeing people take the path of least resistance because that says to me they don't care.  I am constantly educating nurses about my expectation in our mutual care of patients. I expect them to think like the professionals they are, not like robots.  If they want to act like a robot, they are going to get treated like a robot.

I could care less whether a nurse or a doctor or a patient respected me.  I have no interest in trying to gain respect.  What others think of me is inconsequential. I have no interest in trying to seek the approval of others.    I do what's right for my patients and I let my outcomes speak for themselves. 
Stop worrying about how you can change others and just focus on what you can do to make yourself better.   If respect is what you're looking for, you're much more likely to get it by placing those around you on their own pedestal, by the actions you choose for yourself.   When a nurse is being mean to you, tell them what a great job they did carrying for your patients. The grey backs never expect it, but they'll remember you as the doctor who said something nice.  And they are going to remember it for a very long time.  

Hospitalist vs Oncologist Xtranormal Medical Video Production

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My Xtranormal hospitalist vs other specialty medical video production moves on to battle with the oncologists in this Hospitalist vs Oncologists Xtranormal Medical Video



You can also catch up on these other fine Xtranormal medical videos.  Some are Happy originals, some aren't.

Monday, August 23, 2010

E&M Medical Coding iPhone App Review: Make Your Money Back In A Day. Go To Hawaii In a Year.

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I was recently given the opportunity to download a free copy of an E&M bedside coding application for the iPhone from the docs at emcodingapp.com.  I told them when I downloaded the application I would spend time using it on my daily rounds and give an honest review of my opinion.

I've now been using it for several weeks.  As my blog title says, I run an unfiltered ship here at the Happy Hospitalist.  I'm going to tell it like it is.  I warned the creators of this E&M coding application for the iPhone that they weren't guaranteed fairy tales and sugar plumbs on my review.  Here's what they said:
Regarding your review of our app, we expect nothing more than your honest opinion. We believe in what we have made and would love yours and others input on how it works for you and if there are ways to improve it.  Not sure if you have played around with the other billing apps out there but we believe ours is a major step forward in design, ease of use and content.
I would consider myself to be a self taught coding guru that understands the vast majority of the ins and outs of coding for hospitalist medicine.  So I came into my review from a position of strength.  I understand the work flow required to code correctly. 

While not perfect,  the application has the ability to greatly enhance the efficiency and understanding of E&M coding at the bedside.  As you know, the payment difference between a level two and a level three hospital visit is about $20. The application, at just under $20, pays for itself with one patient encounter that is appropriately submitted at a level three hospital follow up instead of a level two, or a level two instead of a level one hospital follow up visit.

I have a bunch of medical billing and coding lectures I have previously archived on my blog.  I have an expert opinion on what these guys have done.   They have left out nuances I think only experts would pick up on.  But that's all right.  I think they did that on purpose.  Applying every possible rule required under E&M coding would make the application unbearable to use.  I think they have intentionally gone for the gold by
  • Making it quick
  • Making it easy and
  • Making it focused
This application  only covers the nitty gritty of hospitalist based codes.  It only walks you through the  three hospital follow up codes  (99231, 99232, 99233) and the three hospital admission codes (99221, 99222, 99223).  That's it.  It does not take you through any other E/M rules.  There is no help with consult codes (CPT® 99253, 99254, 99255), prolonged service codes, critical care codes, observation codes, outpatient codes, clinic codes.  It  covers just the six codes listed above. 

If you are a novice and have no idea what you are doing at the bedside with billing and coding, this application will save you.  If your salary is dependent on how well you bill and code, this application is worth tens of thousands of dollars a year to your bottom line.   There is no guessing about what to bill.  If you know what to bill, it will help you make sure you are compliant.  If you have no idea what you're doing, it will tell you.  I have taken the liberty of grabbing some screen shots of the application from my iPhone.   Did you know you can take a screen shot of your iPhone?  I didn't.  Just hold the home button and your  on/off power button down together for a brief second and you'll get a screen shot photo of what ever is on your screen when you do it. 

  As you can see, they keep it simple.  They give you options.  If you know what you're doing and just need a little nudge, they'll help you decide the right code to submit.  If you have no idea what you are doing, they'll do the work for you.  You just plug in what you've done.  

Since I know most of the rules necessary to bill the various hospital admission and follow up codes, I found most of the application unnecessary for myself.  But I can understand why a novice would lean heavily on the history and physical component requirements.  The area I found most helpful was deciding whether my patient met a medium or high level of risk, an important and highly underused component of medical decision making.  According to the rules on this application, I have been under coding many of my patients for years, and I am the most aggressive coder accurate coder in my hospitalist group.   I found myself appropriately capturing a higher level of service  by using the risk tables available at the bedside in this  E&M  iPhone coding application. 
On numerous occasions I found myself under billing my patients because I could never remember exactly what constituted a high risk medical process.  Are you giving IV lasix?  IV digoxin?  Is your patient getting a transfusion of any blood product? Does your patient have peritonitis or alcohol withdrawal? Are you involved in a rule out diagnostic work up?  All of these processes will get you a high level risk component of your medical decision making process.

In less than a week, I have billed at least 10 patients at a level three hospital follow up that I otherwise would not have done so based entirely on the bedside reminders placed in this iPhone E&M coding application.    Imagine if you were able to appropriately account for just seven patients a week for 26 weeks.  That's one patient encounter per day.  If you work 30 weeks a year as a hospitalist, and can generate at least $20 additional revenue by appropriately capturing the risk involved in caring for your patients, you've just given yourself a $4,000 raise by doing nothing  more than billing out what you should have been billing in the first place.  I had another talk with another doc the other day about how they decide what they are billing for the day.  They base it on a feeling they have about what the level of the visit feels like.   

Quit feeling and start doing.  If you have an iPhone, spend $20 to quit feeling and starting doing.  Consider this one of my many in a string of efforts to help physicians stop screwing themselves out of tens of thousands of dollars a year that they have rightfully earned by the rules they must practice under.  You can also order my reference card for hospital follow-up codes.


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    Sunday, August 22, 2010

    Stacking Bricks On Your Head, All 22 Of Them (Incredible Video)

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    Here's a video of a guy stacking bricks on his head.  That's 22 bricks in all.  That's amazing.  I'd hire him in a heart beat.  What ever he wants to do, he's hired.

    Should My Physician Hospitalist Be Available At All Times in the Hospital?

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    A reader asked me if her father's physician hospitalist was supposed to be available at all times in the hospital:
    I've Googled to find an answer to my question but haven't found anything.  I did find your blog and thought you might be able to provide one.

    Are hospitals required to have at least one physician, on-site, 24 hours a day?  I'm asking because my dad is currently in a 300-bed community hospital in Orlando that does not have a doctor on-site 24 hours a day.  They have hospitalists that seem to come by once a day (I don't think they are hospital staff, they seem to be a private group of hospitalists that cover more than one hospital at a time), and they have doctors available by phone in the evenings and over the weekends. 

    Is this legal?  A standard practice?  If it is, it seems crazy.  I feel that my dad is getting terrible medical care because it takes forever for a doctor to be contacted and then for that doctor to respond and take action when a complication happens.  It also seems like the nurses are hesitant to call a doctor in the middle of the night unless it's a life-threatening emergency.  My poor dad (who had surgery for a bowel obstruction) spent 12 hours violently vomiting bile overnight.  No doctor was consulted.  It was only when his heart rate became elevated was a doctor was called in and the vomiting addressed.

    Thanks.

    Here are the answers to your questions:

    Question: Are hospitals required to have at least one physician on-site 24 hours a day?
    Answer:  That depends on what type of physician you need and what services the hospital is providing.  The general answer to my question is no, there is no requirement that a physician be in the hospital 24 hours a day.

    Question:  Is this legal not to have a physician in house 24 hours a day?
    Answer:  Yes.

    Question:  Is this standard practice not to have a physician in house 24 hours a day?
    Answer:  In many hospitals, yes.

    Physicians may either be employees of a hospital system or they may be independent and have their own private practice.  Either way, physicians are given the right to take care of patients in the hospital by passing through the  the hospital's physician credentialing software process. 

    Let's say I'm a new hospitalist or surgeon in town and I would like to take care of patients at hospital X.  I must apply for hospital privileges at hospital X.  Physicians must submit proof of educational standing and hospitals may require proof of proficiency in procedures.   Hospitals may require  background checks, credit checks, or any other checks they desire.  The application is then presented to a hospital credentials committee where a whole bunch folks decide whether the physician is worthy enough to take care of patients at the hospital.   It is a rigorous process that is taken quite seriously.    You'd better not get labeled as a disruptive physician or you might find yourself unable to get credentialed at a hospital.

    Once a physician is credentialed, they are often required to take emergency room call for unassigned patients who show up in the ER and need care.    If you are an orthopaedic surgeon and you want to operate at hospital X, you have to rotate through the ER call and be available to see patients who present to the ER with a need in your specialty.  You don't have to be physically present in the hospital, only available.  

    In Happy's hospital, if the ER physician determines the need is an emergency, the orthopaedic surgeon must evaluate the patient within an hour. For an emergency department to provide a full scope of care, they must have physicians available at all hours of the day and night to take care of in hospital medical issues. One of the benefits of being granted hospital privileges is the being given the right of taking care of  2 am gang banging uninsured gunshot wounds to the head.  And you wonder why a lot of physicians are leaving hospital based medicine to practice elective outpatient based medicine.

    Many smaller hospitals do not have subspecialty physicians on call.  For example, if you get a brain bleed and you find yourself in a hospital with no  neurosurgeons, you are going to get transferred to one that does.  For hospitals to get designated as a stroke center or cardiac center or trauma center, they must have physicians on call and immediately available to manage certain medical conditions.  If a hospital chooses not to offer certain services and a doctor is not available to provide those services, there is no rule that they must.  

    The patient will be transferred to another hospital that can provide the necessary services, either by transferring the patient to another emergency room or by finding a physician to directly accept the patient into an accepting hospital.    Sometimes that's difficult, as I experienced on Christmas Eve last year when I called a surgeon an ass.

    There is no national standard or expectation that a physician be available 24 hours a day to provide in hospital bedside care to a patient or to answer all the family's questions at 2 am, then 3 am, then 4am.  Having a physician in house 24 hours a day is expensive and few hospitals can afford to pay to have a physician staffed in house 24 hours a day. And even then, the expectation is not that they spend all their nights holding the hands of anxious family members.  They are there admitting patients and taking care of urgent medical needs, not running midnight family conferences.  I think, most families accept that premise. 

    Many hospitalist programs do have in house physicians 24 hours a day.  My hospitalist program does.  At least one of us  are in house 24 hours a day, but we are not there for the convenience of family, nurses or even patients.  We are there to take care of acute medical issues that may arise in the course of a patient's illness. 

    How a hospitalist program decides to set up their rules and what services they are contracted or subsidized to provide for a hospital is open to contractual negotiation.  Happy's hospital provides 24 care because we respond to all code blue in-hospital cardiac or pulmonary arrests.  Many hospitals do not have physicians in house that provide that.  Many hospitals have nurses or physician assistants or nurse practitioners that run the code with a physician available by phone.  There is no national standard from which hospitals are required to follow.

    While many hospitalist programs may offer 24 hour in-hospital care, to expect the physician to stop what they are doing and come to the bedside to answer the questions of multiple family members, multiple times a day is not reasonable or expected.  I am often too busy taking care of acute medical needs of multiple other acutely ill patients,  to return to the bedside to answer patient or family questions on folks I have already evaluated and made plans for the day.

    If families wish to speak with a physician they should either
    1. Set up a defined conference at a reasonable time where all family members can meet once and discuss the plan of action with the physician or
    2. Establish one family member as the point of contact where all questions are funneled through that family member once a day.
    They should not expect the hospitalist nor any other physician to drop what they are doing and run to the bed side at all hours of the day and night.  That is unreasonable.  Nor is it paid for.  Under current third party insurance rules, one visit per day is paid for by the Medicare National Bank.  If you see the patient five times, you only get paid once, unless you pass the threshold for prolonged service codes, which will often be denied unless aggressive documentation is provided. 

    When a nurse should call a physician is open to medical judgment.  Some nurses will call the physician when their patient stubs their toe.  Some nurses will only call when their patient is showing signs of decompensation.  Many hospitals have defined objective lab values that require a nurse to call the physician, values that are often not critical when nurses are allowed to put on their critical thinking caps.   A well trained nurse is worth their weight in gold, not only for patient  safety but for the physician as well. They are irreplaceable. 

    Life threatening emergencies are a matter of medical debate.  A 95 year old patient with septic shock and a troponin of 5 is not going to get a stat cardiology consult (CPT 99253, 99254, 99255) from me at 3 am.  A 32 year old Sunday school teacher who develops crushing chest pain and a troponin of 5 will.  It's all relative.  When a nurse chooses to call the physician is also open to their decision making process.  There are no hard defined rules on when a nurse should or shouldn't call the physician.  A nurse who carries confidence in their skills and a hospital that believes in their skills (which they should since they hired them) should be given the latitude on when to call and when not to call the physician.

    The nurse isn't going to get it right every time, just like the physician isn't going to get it right every time.  What I find in today's legal landmine driven blaming game medical environment is that nurses will often error on the side of caution and call the physician far more often than is necessary.  That's why I have written my own set of hospitalist call parameters which I will be implementing at some point in the near future to trump hospital defined call parameters. 

    It seems like your father may have suffered with vomiting for a few hours. As a hospitalist,  if I was called from a nurse telling me that a post op surgical bowel obstruction was vomiting uncontrollably, I would tell the nurse to call the surgeon.  Medical hospitalists have no business managing vomiting in a post surgical belly patient.  That is a surgeon's duty and responsibility.  Why you are mad at the hospitalist is beyond me.  If the surgeon or on call surgeon will not return their call or will not come evaluate  the patient, then the surgeon should quit and become a porn star.  That's just obscene.  Perhaps the hospital should hire their own 24 hour surgical hospitalist who is available to take calls when their surgeon abandons them.   If the nurse won't call the surgeon, perhaps a patient initiated rapid response team protocol needs to be implemented at your father's hospital.

    Saturday, August 21, 2010

    Most Inconvenient Time To Get Paged or Called As a Physician.

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    I paged for a doc to call my cell phone and wouldn't you know they call back while I'm in the bathroom midstream.  I found myself in a race with my iPhone to try and get er done before the call went to voice mail.   I won.  It's a good thing I don't have BPH.    Perhaps that's why some of the docs never answer their cell phone when I call.  


    The nice thing about being a hospitalist is I never have to worry about being paged at home.  Now,  inconvenient pages at the hospital, that's another story.  What is the most inconvenient time you've ever been paged or called?

    Friday, August 20, 2010

    Backyard Gardener Jackpot (Picture)

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    List of Allergies to Observation Ratio Test Is The Perfect Marker

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    After seven years as a hospitalist I have discovered another little known fact about hospitalist medicine.  When trying to decide whether or not a patient should be observation status or in-patient status, you need to look no further than the 
    List of Allergies : Observation Ratio.  
    The more allergies the patient has, the more likely their admission will not meet insurance criteria for a full admission and the more likely they will have to be observation status. 

    If you have 57 allergies and one was to survey a random mixture of 100,000 MDs, RNs, PAs, NPs, LPNs, PharmDs and homeless people,  you would find 99,999 of them  would start thinking about their weekend plans  at the lake while the patient was describing their 
    • worst headache of their lives
    • crushing chest pain that feels like an elephant sitting on their chest
    • their abdomen that hurts all over when you push on it
    The one hold out is probably the patient, who's a nurse. If you are going to list all these allergies, be prepared for nobody to take you seriously, most of the time.

    What Is the Most Important Organ In The Body?

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    My medical student has apparently had a discussion with his classmates regarding what is the most important organ in the body.  Is it the heart? The lungs?  The kidneys?  What do you think.  My medical student thinks it is the kidney because of the complicated functions it must perform.  I think it's the skin because it holds everything together and keeps our economy going.What do you think?  What is the most important organ in the body and why?

    Thursday, August 19, 2010

    GAP Groupon August 19th, 2010 Deal of the Day $25 for $50 Worth of Merchandise

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    The deal is closed but you can still take this chance to sign up for other great offers to buy popular local meals, goods and services at a fraction of their retail cost. Join Groupons today.
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    How To Save Money On Prescription Medications: 10 Steps To A Cheaper Life

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    Do you want to know how to save money on prescription medications?  If you have diabetes or hypercholesterolemia,  read on.

    Step one:  Get admitted to the hospital for your total hip arthroplasty
    Step two:  Have the hospitalist review your list of medications and note you are on Crestor every other day for your hypercholesterolemia and Januvia for your diabetes.
    Step three:  Ask the patient why they are on every other day Crestor and have them respond, "because I don't need it every day."
    Step four:  Ask them why they are on Januvia and have them respond, "I don't know.  The doctor says I need to be."
    Step five:  Have the hospitalist ask you how much you are spending out of pocket every month on these two medications.
    Step six:  Tell the hospitalist you are spending $180 a month on the Januvia and $120 a month for the Crestor.
    Step seven:  Get lucky enough to have a hospitalist who understands the value of communication.  Have the hospitalist stop what they are doing and call the primary care physician to figure out why the patient is spending $300 a month on medications when she could be spending $8.
    Step eight:  Have a hospitalist hold on the line for five minutes while the primary care doctor's office pulls the patient's chart because no patient is known well enough to answer such detailed questions
    Step nine:  Have the hospitalist discuss the case with the primary care physician.  Learn that the patient's creatinine, currently 0.6, was 1.9 a year ago which resulted in using Januvia for $180 a month at the expense of metformin for $4 a month.  Discover that the patient creatitine has been less than 1.5 for over six months with a gradual improvement.  Have the doctor explain that the physician assistance who did the preoperative evaluation failed to make a recommended change to a cheaper medication now that the creatinine has imiproved.  Learn that there is no explainable reason why the Crestor is being dosed every other day or at least not that can be deciphered from the chart. 
    Step 10:  Have the hospitalist discontinue the Januvia and Crestor and write a script for metformin 500mg bid and pravastatin 40 mg at bedtime.  Tell the patient they will now be saving $300 a month and they owe the hospitalist a trip to the Caribbean where her new hip can have the first dance with the hospitalist who saved her enough money to get every channel of HBO, Showtime and Cinemax in high definition till the day she dies.

    That's how you save money on prescription medications. I'm thinking about starting my own medication reconcilliation consultation business.  I figure there are thousands of patients a year just like this who get a month of free samples from the office and then  scripts to be put on these ridiculously expensive medications for the rest of their lives.  

    What a shame. 

    Wednesday, August 18, 2010

    Hospitalist vs Cardiologist Xtranormal Medical Video Production

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    The Xtranormal medical specialty video battles continue.  Here is my next installation: Hospitalist vs Cardiologist.  No specialty shall be left unturned.



    Catch up on these other fine Xtranormal Medical Videos.  Some are Happy originals and some aren't.

    My Ten Year Medical School Reunion

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    I just had my ten year medical school reunion.  It is hard for me to imagine it has been ten years since my last medical  school class.  It has been fourteen years since that first week of gross anatomy.  That  class was so hard, I almost dropped out of medical school after one week. 

    A bunch of us local docs from my medical school class of 2000 rode to academic mecca in a stretch limo.  What did I learn from my experience at my ten year medical school reunion?  Other than forgetting a few names :
    • When I was in medical school, lots of medical students, on occasion, would  drink heavily.  I learned ten years later some doctors, on occasion still  drink heavily get drunk.
    • When I was in medical school, lots of medical students used to smoke cigarettes.  I learned ten years later some doctors, on occasion, still smoke (but only when they're drinking).  Apparently.
    • When I was in medical school, some students were really funny.  I learned ten years later some doctors, on occasion, are still really funny, even when they aren't drunk.
    • When I was in medical school, some students were really smart.  I learned ten years later, some doctors, on occasion, are still really smart.  Most of us other ones have been dumbed down with years of practice.
    It was fun to learn about what my colleagues have been doing. Ten years later the cell phones are a bit fancier, everyone's talking about their Facebook page and I'm completely content sitting  on the couch with Mrs Happy watching everyone else get drunk like it was yesterday.

    Internist Porn: Obscene By Any Measurable Standard

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    How does a 63 year old female with long standing hypertension, type two diabetes and a prior myocardial infarction make it  to my hospitalist service for "post op medical management after a total knee" and have no idea what an A.C.E. inhibitor is and has never heard of a class of drug that ends in 'pril.

    That's what you call internist porn.  It's obscene by any standard medical yard stick.  If I was that patient, I would be pissed.  If I was that physician, I would become a  porn star, instead.

    Indications For Dialysis? Just Remember A-E-I-O-U Says The Medical Student

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    What are the indications for urgent dialysis?  According to my medical student I'm working with, you just have to remember A-E-I-O-U
    A-Acid/Base
    E-Electrolyte
    I-Intoxication
    O-Overload of volume
    U-Uremia
    That's what I like about third year medical students.  They don't always know clinical answers, but they're darn good at answering pimp questions that involve lists and medical mnemonics.  This list of indications for dialysis using the A-E-I-O-U vowels of the alphabet was a new one for me. 

    One of my favorite mnemonics I still remember to this day from studying for my Step 1 exam was the differential diagnosis of eosinophilia:
    N-Neoplasm
    A-Allergy
    A-Autoimmune
    C-Connective tissue disorder
    P-Parasite
    NAACP.  That's how you remember your stuff.  What is your favorite medical mnemonic?

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010

    Hospital Amenities: Lap Top Computers While You Chemo.

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    Just when I thought I had heard it all, along comes another tid bit of  information that takes hospital amenities to the next level of absurd. Hospitals provides  lap top computers for the convenience of the patients. My jaw dropped.

    Lap tops?  For patients?  Is that what American health care has become?  Are we so spoiled that we have to have our hospitals provide us with free lap top entertainment? Hospitals also provide free portable DVD players with an entire library of movies for patients to enjoy. We can just add these to the long and growing list of hospital amenities.

    Sometimes I wonder if all these hospital amenities are responsible for patients bouncing back. Who wouldn't want to come back when you have
    I once cared for a patient, who told me she keeps coming back because she likes that other people will cook her meals while she's here and she has nothing to clean up.  We have turned hospitals into hotels.  But that's what patients want. And we all know that volume drives profit and market share drives volume in the hospital business.  So if you're going to drive a profit in hospital medicine, you have to fill your beds. From Marginal Revolution last year:

    We are a nation of  hospitels.  We won't spend $4 to help a patient who can't afford their ciprofloxacin on discharge but we'll buy $1000 lap tops to keep them happy while they are here.  That is embarassing.

    LED Pen Light Picture: Wow! These Things are Bright!

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    I saw this LED pen light the other day while rounding. Holy cow. These things are bright. When I was a student/resident we used those cheap pen lights that burned out after two days . The less you see or look for, the less you'll diagnose.  This thing looks like you could drive with it.

    I tried to look right into the light and it was blinding.
    Happy: That thing hurts the eyes.
    Student: Yeah, but it's great for the back of the throat.
      I suppose once you do a temporary therapeutic blinding of your patient, they'll stop complaining about their thirty-seven other problems long enough for you to get out and move on.  Perhaps they should be marketed as efficiency LED pen lights.  Now there's an angle worth pursuing.

    Find your own LED pen light and get efficient today.


    A Day In the Life at The Office

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    Check out what other folks are doing in their daily life at the office on this weeks Grand Rounds.  The cartoon at the top of this week's presentation is hilarious.

    Monday, August 16, 2010

    ProAmatine (Midodrine) May Be Pulled From the Market Due To Failure Of Proven Efficacy

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    Any hospitalist who takes care of dialysis patients or old people knows that ProAmatine (midodrine) is one of the most common medications used to treat orthostatic hypotension (a positional drop in blood pressure).  It now appears the FDA might pull ProAmatine from the market due to failure of proven efficacy.  

    According to the FDA news release:
    The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today proposed to withdraw approval of the drug midodrine hydrochloride, used to treat the low blood pressure condition orthostatic hypotension, because required post-approval studies that verify the clinical benefit of the drug have not been done.

    Patients who currently take this medication should not stop taking it and should consult their health care professional about other treatment options.

    The drug, marketed as ProAmatine by Shire Development Inc. and as a generic by others, was approved in 1996 under the FDA’s accelerated approval regulations for drugs that treat serious or life-threatening diseases. That approval required that the manufacturer verify clinical benefit to patients through post-approval studies.

    To date, neither the original manufacturer nor any generic manufacturer has demonstrated the drug’s clinical benefit, for example, by showing that use of the drug improved a patient’s ability to perform life activities.

    1996?  The drug has been on the market for 14 years without proven efficacy?  I just have one question:  Why now?  It has been 14 years.  Why would the FDA care now?  Why didn't they care after five years?  Why didn't they care after ten years?

    Heck, the drug is so old it has even gone generic.  Why would any company fund a study now?   Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I suspect hidden in this decision might be an ulterior motive.   Perhaps another drug company has filed an application for a new medication to treat orthostatic hypotension and they are looking to squash the competition.  That wouldn't surprise me one bit  considering senior SEC staffers are surfing porn eight hours a day and the major public news outlets are no where to be found.  

    A Day In The Life Of A Medical Student

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    Ever wonder what a day in the life of a medical student is like?  A father of two, a husband of one, and a medical student and soon to be doctor of many describes his daily routine in one day in his life as a second year medical student

    I heard one of my partners describing a friend of hers recent exit as an intensive care unit nurse and into the life of a medical student.  How did the RN describe his experience?
    Man, this is hard.
    Yes it is.  No matter how many years you spend as a nurse, there is no replacement for a medical school education.

    Sunday, August 15, 2010

    Hospitalist vs ER Xtranormal Medical Video Production

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    Here's my first crack at an  Xtranormal video production battling medical specialty vs specialty.  This one is Hospitalist vs ER. 


    Find other hilarious Xtranormal Medical Videos.  Some are Happy originals.  Some aren't.  I think they're all funny.

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      Saturday, August 14, 2010

      God's Algorithm Proves God's Number Is 20 Moves Or Less To Solve The Rubik's Cube

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      Leave it to Google to solve the Rubik's Cube mystery.   What is the maximum number of moves required to solve the Rubik's Cube from any position?  Since 1981 researchers have searched and  narrowed the gap between   the lower bound (God's number) and the upper bound number of moves required to solve the cube from any position.  Researchers Morley Davidson, John Dethridge, Herbert Kociemba, and Tomas Rokicki have finally proven that God's Number for the Cube is exactly 20.

      What is the world record for solving the Rubik's Cube in an official competition?  Netherland's Erik Akkersdijk did it at the 2008 Czech Open in 7.08 seconds.

      It took this guy just over seven seconds to solve the cube.  It took researchers 35 CPU-years of borrowed idle Google computing time to finally prove God's Number was in fact 20 moves or less.

      There you have it folks.  How did they discover God's number?  Researchers explain:
      How did we solve all 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 positions of the Cube?
      • We partitioned the positions into 2,217,093,120 sets of 19,508,428,800 positions each.
      • We reduced the count of sets we needed to solve to 55,882,296 using symmetry and set covering.
      • We did not find optimal solutions to each position, but instead only solutions of length 20 or less.
      • We wrote a program that solved a single set in about 20 seconds.
      • We used about 35 CPU years to find solutions to all of the positions in each of the 55,882,296 sets.

      On other interesting news, researcher using Google's super computers have discovered  what most internists have long suspected. 
      • There are 484,564,693,672,018,105,047,105,232 possible permutations of illness in the differential diagnosis of a hospital admission.
      • There are 873,689,193,109,586,957,372,678,102 possible permutations of the Evaluation and Management rules required to accurately code every one of those possible permutations without being accused of fraud by the Medicare National Bank.
      • Even Google was unable to assign any accurate level of coding to the correct permutation of illness.

      Friday, August 13, 2010

      Sign and Line Grocery Cart Study Doubled Fruit And Vegetable Sales

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      An interesting social experiment has suggested a simple modification at the grocery store, dividing the grocery cart with a sign and line telling shoppers to place fruits and vegetables in the cart in front of the line  more than doubled sales for fruits and veggies without increasing the total grocery bill.

      Instead of forcing  Americans to buy insurance to cover diseases they should  prevent, maybe we should  have a national Carts for Cash program where we go on a national campaign to convert all grocery carts to sign and line carts using federal stimulus funds.

      The excuse that fruits and veggies are just too expensive is just that, an excuse.  watch the video

      Friday The 13th Hospital Admissions

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      Today is Friday the 13th.  Do whatever you want today, just don't get admitted to the hospital.  I can't be held responsible for your bad outcome.  It is Friday the 13th after all.

      Silver Teeth Grillz Paid For By the Medicaid National Bank

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      So I saw this guy standing in line at Walmart the other day  with a  full set of upper and lower silver teeth grillz.  A full set of silver teeth grillz.  I have no idea what a full set of silver teeth grillz would cost these days, but I can't imagine they were a bargain.
      I heard this guy saying  he just moved to Happy's town from the great State of Alabama.   He was also tellin' his friend  to make sure she got her Medicaid transferred, like he did the week before. Oh yeah, he also had a giant diamond studded earring and drove away in a car with 20 inch chromes.

      It's great to know we have a social health care net that protects the poor from a life without silver teeth grillz, diamond studded earrings and 20 inch rims. 

      And you wonder why our country is going bankrupt.  What are we going to do when silver costs $500 an ounce? 

      Pea In Lung Video. Phew, Not Cancer, Just Garden Vegetables and Bad Emphysema

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      Is it cancer or pea in lung syndrome.  Ron Sveden is an old guy admitted to the hospital "listless"  and found to have a collapsed lung.  According to the story it took two weeks for the doctors to discover the growing pea buried deep in his lung tissue.  Heck, at my hospital, he would have had a bronchoscopy (fiberoptic camera study of the lung) done before he left the emergency room.

      His wife seems thrilled he doesn't have cancer, just pee in lung syndrome.  Lady, if I was you, I wouldn't be so happy.  His emphysema is going to make his and your life miserable. And don't be surprised if he has sudden cardiac death from his five vesselcoronary artery disease.   That's what smoking does to you.  You feel fine and dandy until one day you don't.

      I've had hundreds of former smokers tell me how they wished they had quit before their life of misery had started.

      This  story reminds me of the guy found to have a fir tree growing in his lung a few years ago.  Now we have pea lung and tree lung.  What else can we grow in there?  watch the video

      Thursday, August 12, 2010

      Hospital Smoking Ban Policy Enforcment And The Doctors, Nurses, Family and Patients That Can't Wait To Get Their Nicotine Fix

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      Happy's hospital has been a smoke free campus for several years now with a campus wide hospital smoking ban policy in place.  And let me tell you, it has been Heaven on Earth.  When I first became a hospitalist seven years ago, I had to endure a daily battle with patients requesting to go outside and smoke.  These were patients hooked up to cardiac monitoring devices, IV fluids and continuous narcotic pain drips.  It seemed so silly to interrupt my daily work flow to address such nonsense. 

      Now I don't have to deal with any of that.   Happy's hospital campus has a hospital smoking ban policy in place for the entire campus.  That means no smoking anywhere on the hospital grounds, indoor or outdoor.  There is no smoking by the tree in the courtyard.  There is no smoking in the parking garage.  There is even no smoking in your car, even with your windows rolled up.  

      This hospital smoking ban policy applies to all patrons on the hospital grounds.  No smoking by the sixth floor ward secretary.  No smoking by the second floor ICU nurse.  No smoking by the cardiac transplant patient hooked up to a dobutamine drip.  No smoking by the girlfriend of the meth addict admitted to the ICU with severe sepsis and shock from endocarditis.  If you want to smoke you'll have to leave the hospital grounds. If you are a patient, that means you'll be discharged against medical advice should you chose to go smoke. 

      Every day I drive to and from work, I see nurses huddled in an alleyway puffing away by the large dumpsters filled with garbage from local businesses.   I see patients and families in a sort of ritual group circle puff.  I can only imagine what they're talking about
      Family Exhibit A:  My dad is in the ICU on the breathing machine with an emphysema attack.
      Family Exhibit B:  My mom is here  getting a four vessel cabbage.
      Family Exhibit C:  My daughter is here with an asthma attack.
      Family Exhibit D:  I'm actually a patient here, getting chemotherapy for lung cancer.   Don't tell my doc, ha ha ha ha !
      Some of my medical student friends smoked long after they completed their residency.  Some of them would even sneak in puffs at work while rounding.  I've heard of cardiovascular surgeons smoking, cardiologists smoking, pulmonologists smoking.  Even oncologists smoking.  

      In this day and age, there is no excuse for any of that.  If you are a doctor, nurse or respiratory therapist, I'd screen you for nicotine and not even consider hiring you if you tested positive.  That's exactly what Scotts Lawn care is doing and their health care expenses have plummeted. 

      How does Happy's hospital enforce their campus wide smoking ban?  I have no idea.  I don't presume we have an army of anti-smoking officers on patrol.  To some degree the enforcement is a combination of  security officers, self respect for the rules, and bystander education.  Yesterday, I found myself in the role of bystander edumacating the public.

      I came upon an elderly women sitting on a bench right outside the entrance to my hospital.  She was sitting with an eight year old kid.  And I saw her light up as I walked toward the entrance.  I thought about whether I should say something or not.  Disciplining a stranger cam be a tad bit uncomfortable.  But  I thought to myself, if I don't say something, who will? She is not supposed to smoke on the hospital grounds.  So I looked at her and said:
      Happy:  Ma'am, Happy's hospital is a nonsmoking campus.  If you need to smoke, you'll have to walk several blocks to the edge of the hospital grounds. 
      Ma'am:  Oh, I didn't know that.  I'll put it out.
      I walked into the hospital for some brief business.  When I came out, I noticed the woman and child were gone.  It was almost 100 degrees outside, so I can't imagine she would leave the shade to go stand in the noon sun and smoke with an eight year old.  Maybe she decided not to smoke.  Maybe she did decide to walk off the hospital grounds to smoke.  Maybe she decided to go somewhere else on campus to smoke.  Regardless,  I felt sorry for that little kid to have to put up with this type of legal child abuse.

      Hospital smoking bans are the right thing to do. If we are going to have success with implementing a no tolerance policy, it's going to require bystanders to educate  and intervene when families light up.

      If you saw a stranger lighting up on your hospital grounds, what would you do?

      Wednesday, August 11, 2010

      Cheeto Pin Fashion Lapel Worn By Actor Jason Schwartzman on Jimmy Kimmel Live!.

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      Actor Jason Schwartzman wore a Cheeto pin lapel on his suit coat during the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show tonight.  It looked like a single Cheeto stuck to his sport coat.  He said he got it in Canada.    It looked just like a real Cheeto.  I'm thinking I should get one for my daily rounds as a thank you to my patients for giving me job security.   I did a  search on Amazon, but couldn't find it anywhere. Anyone have any ideas where I could pick one up?

      Do you wear any special pins while you work?

      ADDENDUM:  You can find the pin by Googleing "Art metropole" + Cheeto"

      Construction Workers Spelled School as "SHCOOL" Right In Front Of A School. That Must Be Stimulus Money At Work

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      How do you spell school?  Don't ask these construction workers who paved a rode and marked a school crossing across two lanes of traffic with giant bold letters spelled SHCOOL.  Watch the video below that shows this embarrassing mistake.  I suspect this is a stimulus money project.  It has to be. 

      If I was a member of that construction crew, I would thank my lucky stars that I had a job. On second thought, I would encourage them  just to apply to practice medicine.  Considering many folks who read my blog believe that a broad based secondary and post graduate education  is not necessary to take care of patients,   I see no reason why these  construction workers shouldn't be  given a license to care for patients with nothing more than a class on the ABCDs of hypertension and a few hours of clinical experience.  I mean, how hard could it be?