Friday, April 30, 2010

Picture of Heaven: Amazing Thunderstorm Cloud Leaves Breathtaking View

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Here's a picture of Heaven.  I swear it's got to be that magic place in the sky.  I think this amazing thunderstorm cloud left a breathtaking view of the sky.

I snapped this picture yesterday while driving home from a long day as a hospitalist.  I whipped a U-turn, pulled into an empty parking lot, got out of my car and used my 3G iPhone to take this picture of Heaven.  The other day I took my first thunderstorm picture gallery of 2010. 

Picture-of-Heaven
I think this picture blows them away.  I hope you get as much enjoyment out of this picture of Heaven as I did.

Friday Nooner April 30th, 2010

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Just got done eating mashed potatoes and broccoli with beef for lunch.  I'm at work.  17 patients each to see (really busy for us) today.  One new admit first thing this morning was a nursing home transfer admitted there yesterday after a 10 day stay at Academic Mecca for a complicated orthopedic surgery.

One patient I planned on discharging today ended up in the ICU this morning.  I guess medicine is full of unpredictable events.  And why if you've been waiting all day in the hospital to see your hospitalist,  you might have to wait a little longer. Patient expectations are what they are.  And reality is what it is.  

I am constantly triaging which patients I see when.

What was your Friday Nooner like?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Woman Called Fat Bites Off Man's Ear In Lincoln, Nebraska. Claims She Had Food Goggles On.

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So I'm listing to the radio today when I hear a story about a fat woman who was called fat by a 24 year old man at a party.  What does she do?

The Omaha World Herald is reporting that she bit off more than she could chew by literally biting off his ear.  Police at a Lincoln, NE hospital responded to a call in the emergency room hospital at 3:25 am in the morning on April 28th when the unnamed one eared man claimed 21 year old Anna Godfrey bit off his ear for calling her fat at a party.
The ear chunk is missing in action.  The woman was charged with felony assault.  She pleaded not fat.  She's using the food goggles defense.  Actually, she's claiming he gave her an earful so she took it. 

Word has it this bit will be on Saturday Night Live this weekend.  I can't wait to see that.  Perhaps the plastic surgeon could give him surgical elf ears while they're at it.

Just imagine the next time she tries to get a job and someone Google's her or her next boyfriend does a search on the internet.  She's going to be known as the Fat Ear Lady for the rest of her life.  

Come on.  Let's hear some good one liners for this one. 

PFO Closure and Stroke: Primary and Secondary Prevention And My Recent Conversation With One Of Happy's Hospital Nurses

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So what does the data suggest regarding PFO closure and primary or secondary prevention of stroke?  That's what I found myself looking up the other day when I overheard one of Happy's hospital nurses talking about her anxiety regarding  an upcoming transesophageal echo (TEE).  

So I butted myself into the conversion and then found myself looking up the the current recommendations on therapies and interventions for PFO closure for stroke prevention.

For those of you that don't know, PFO stands for patent foramen ovale.  It is a hole in the heart  found in about 5% of the general public.  It is a hole in the atrium, a top chamber of the heart and the PFO results from failure of embryonic development to complete this natural closure.  It is a benign finding.

As a resident I was taught that PFOs could be the cause of stroke in patients who present with stroke and that closure of this hole was indicated by way of passing a catheter device into the heart and stitching the PFO closed.

At least that's what I was always taught.  Recently, I read that closure may actually increase the risk of subsequent stroke.  I wish I could find that reference for my post here, but I can't.  This is all so fascinating to me because it represents a major shift in thinking regarding the management of PFOs. I have stopped recommending closure in my patients who have incidental PFOs and present with a stroke.

The conversation with Happy's hospital RN was however, compelling as to the state of American health care and why our country spends 2.5 trillion dollars a year.  She's only in her 20's.  She's healthy.  She has no chronic medical conditions.  She passed out.  Syncope.  One episode.  One time.  Once.  

Once!!!

Recent published data suggests we do way too much in the evaluation of syncope.  All our testing is highly expensive with a very low yield.  

I talked about one example of syncope in my discussion on  vaso bagel syncope here.  To have syncope, you must have global hypoxemia.  In other words, you must lose perfusion pressure to your brain.  A July 2009 study in the Archives of Internal Medicine confirmed the importance of history and physical examination and low cost testing as the initial steps in a syncope work up. 

But that's not what this nurse got.  No. Sir. Ree.  This nurse didn't even have a clinical stroke.  She passed out.  She had syncope.  What testing has she had done thus far for her single epside of passing out?
  • MRI brain
  • Carotid dopplers
  • Cardiac transthoracic echo
  • EKG
  • EEG
  • hypercoagulable blood testing work up.
Here's a functional, healthy, 20 something year old female with no medical problems who passed out.  She passed out.  SHE PASSED OUT!  And she's had a million dollar work up.  Of course, everything was normal.  And nobody did orthostatic blood pressures on her.  Not even once. 

So what did all this work up show?  Nothing, except a  small PFO.  I heard her talking about all the anxiety she's been having about going through with the transesophageal  echo (TEE).  I asked her why she was having it done.  She said she passed out she said.  It wasn't even a stroke.  All the objective and subjective data doesn't even suggest a stroke. 

And that's when Happy's no nonsense, common sense approach to medical care took over.  We pulled up Uptodate.com data together and reviewed the most current medical recommendations regarding PFO closure and stroke, something she didn't even have.  As far as i know, there is no association between PFO and syncope, which makes this planned TEE even stranger.  

Primary prevention of stroke in patients with PFO.  That means they have never had a stroke but they have a PFO.  Should it be closed?  There is no data to suggest it should be.  Ever.

Secondary prevention of stroke in patients with PFO.  I had always been taught to close them.  But what does the objective data suggest?  There simply is no good clear evidence that suggests closing a PFO has any benefit over medical therapy alone (anti platelets, risk factor modifcation).  Consensus guidelines from the American Academy of Neurology, American Heart Association, American Stroke Association, and the American College of Chest Physicians have concluded there is insufficient evidence to recommend closure over medical therapy.  And I am aware of no exceptions.

The PFO closure device was approved by the FDA in 2001 under the humanitarian device exemption rules in patients with RECURRENT cryptogenic (unknown cause) stroke presumed secondary to paradoxical embolism that occured DESPITE anticoagulation with warfarin.  However, this approval was withdrawn in 2006. 

If this device isn't the poster child for medical necessity creep, I don't know what is.  Almost every patient I have ever seen having a  PFO closure presented with a first time stroke not on anticoagulation. Yet it will always get paid for.  Always. 

We talked about her syncope.  We discussed her normal underlying medical health.  We talked about the lack of clinical stroke findings.  I told her I have never in my life seen a case of syncope caused by a PFO.  We talked about the risk of sedation to undergo a TEE.  We talked about the risk of PFO closure complications, including pseudoaneurysm and infection and local DVT from compression of the artery.
We looked at all her data that argued against any further work up on an asymptomatic PFO and I asked her what she expected to gain by going through with a TEE and possible PFO closure.  And then I asked her to call her doctor recommending the study, her cardiologist, and ask him what he hopes to gain by doing the TEE and possible PFO closure.  I suggested to her that they won't have a reasonable answer, because there is no  reasonable answer.

She indicated they wanted to look and "make sure" there wasn't a clot in her heart.  I suggested to her that we don't do TEE's on 15 million Americans with a PFO just to make sure they don't have a clot.  And syncope is not a stroke and as far as I was concerned looking at a PFO for syncope was unreasonable and overkill.

But it will always meet medical necessity muster because anything can be made to be medically necessary, even when there is overwhelming objective scientfic evidence that suggests that pursing such an evaluation is not only unnecessary but highly probably of generating risk and complication where none would otherwise exist.

I told her to call her cardiologist to discuss the test further.  Hell, the anxiety of it all is probably worse than one episode of benign syncope in a healthy 20 something adult with no medical problems and the million dollars of testing and probably harm that will come to her at some point in the process.

This case is unbelievable.  It represents all that is wrong with our delivery system.  If you bundle health care delivery, all this madness goes away and the only people who lose are people making money off all this madness.

Oh yeah, and I told her I wasn't her doctor, so none of my discussion constituted medical advice and she should call her doctor for further information. However, as an internal medicine trained hospitalist I felt compelled to offer her my own free  neutral professional opinion on the matter.

Horse Penicillin as a Home Remedy For Diabetic Patients With Cellulitis

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Every time I think I've heard it all, along comes another unbelievable example of patient home remedy therapies for serious medical conditions. This one involved horse penicillin.

Diabetic patients are at high risk of multiple end organ damage. Recurrent skin infections are one manifestation of uncontrolled diabetes. The general medical term for a skin infection (presumed to be of infectious etiology) is cellulitis.

Cellulitis is treated differently in diabetics than in  non diabetics because diabetics have a wider spectrum of organisms that are often responsible for the infection. Also, diabetes is a type of chronic immune suppression which means diabetics have a harder time fighting their own infections.

Which antibiotic should be started in a patient with cellulitis? As I soon discovered, if you plan to treat the infection yourself, at home, you drip veterinary grade horse penicillin G on your wound as a home remedy for your cellulitis.

How does one even come up with this idea as a home remedy for cellulitis?  After seeing a veterinarian treat a horse after castration with the same therapy.  So, the patient is always right, huh?  As physicians, we we are required to do what  the patient wants, huh?

Sometimes Most of the time the patient doesn't know what's best for them when it comes to complicated medical decision making.  Should I be  required to code a dead heart with end of life ethical issues because the patient says so?  The answer is no.   The answer is a resounding no, even if the patient wants it.

Just because the patient wants something doesn't mean they get it.  Especially when horse penicillin is the patient's drug of choice as their home remedy for cellulitis.  Until our government deregulates the pharmaceutical industry the prescription industry and allows patients to obtain any medication they desire without a prescription, the public will be at the mercy of a physician for their prescribing needs. 

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Grand Rounds Is All About Women This Week

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Go check out estrogen festival at Chronic Babe for this week's best in  Grand Round offerings. 

Happy's Nooner. April 28, 2010

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I just finished filling out discharge meds for a three week admission. DC summary took me exactly 4 minutes to complete. Am about to call the PCP. He was in my med school class. Haven't talked to him in a while

What was your nooner like?

Baby Robin Birds In a Nest (Picture)

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You know it's Spring when you find your robin eggs  in a nest  have hatched into baby robin birds.  I took this picture with Mrs Happy's 3G S iPhone from about one foot away.  

Mama robin was sitting on the fence behind me about 10 feet away with a worm in her mouth and she did not look happy with me.  I was sure she would try and dive bomb, but she didn't. 

Enjoy this neat picture of baby robin birds in their nest. 

What Is A Semiprivate Room At A Nursing Home?

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What does a semiprivate room consist of in a medical setting (hospital, nursing home, rehab hospital)? Read my interaction with my 96 year old patient.
Patient:  I'm only going to go to the nursing home for three days and no more.  And I'm only going to go if they have private rooms.
Happy:  I don't know if we can get you a private room but I'll check for you.
I leave room to talk with social worker
Happy:  Does the nursing home have a private room for her?
Social Worker:  No, they only have semiprivate rooms left.
Happy:  What the heck is a semi-private room?
Social Worker?  They will have a roommate.
Random RN:  Back in my day we used to put six people or more in a room.  So having a roommate is like having a semi private room.  You get a cloth drape that separates you.
I walk back to talk to patient
Happy:  You'll have a semiprivate room.  
Patient:  What's that mean.
Happy:  You'll only have one roommate instead of five.
Patient:  Oh Lord, I ain't goin'
Since when did having a private room become a right?   Medicare doesn't pay for  private room requests that aren't medically necessary.  But you'll find most hospitals in the US have moved to private rooms regardless.  And we are all paying for it. 

And why are we still calling rooms with roommates semiprivate?  Who are we kidding?   When I was a resident in training, our VA hospital's ICU was one giant pod with 16 patients all separated by a small drape.   You walked from patient to patient by peeking your head around the curtain.  Now everyone is enclosed in their own glass doored Mecca with flat screen televisions and 700 channels of cable TV.

I have also been told, back in the day, that hospital rooms were divided by smokers and nonsmokers.  Even the nurses and physicians all smoked and the most important part of the nurse's shift was to make sure the ash tray was clean before the next shift came on because no one wanted to empty another's ashtray.

In the 1980s, according to my source, the cardiologists used to enter the heart cath lab with their lit cigarettes and cigars in tow, place them on the ash  tray and perform their ten minute heart cath while their terbakki lay waiting for a drag.  I've also heard in the 1980s that some nurses would take quadriplegic patients with a tracheostomy outside to take puffs of cigarettes at the nursing home.  And one patient with Berger's disease, with no arms and no legs due to the amputations, had  his wheelchair jimmyrigged at the VA  with a cigarette holder so he could take puffs of smokes while at the hospital.

In the hospital, those on oxygen went to the nonsmoking room with 2-4 patients each.  Rooms were also divided by male and female for roommate purposes.   At the VA  we also used to group patients in large rooms based on whether they had VRE positive butt swabs or known MRSA  colonization.

Now everyone gets their own private everything.  And patients still find something to complain about.  We live in an era of unmanaged expectations.  Where the money we paid in doesn't even come close to paying a fraction of the care we are receiving.

My how times have changed.  I can't imagine what my life as a hospitalist will be like in ten  or twenty years.    Maybe I'll have my own private office and private bed and private television and private window over looking my own private lake at my own private hospital. 
   
What was medicine like in the old days for you?

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

How Many Administrators Does It Take To Run A Hospital?

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How many administrators does it take to run a hospital?  Dr Wes has the answer.

What Is The O Sign? What Is The Q Sign? See the Picture

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In our world of medical school doctor jargon, we learn many many slang terms for patient signs and symptoms.  From The House of God comes the O sign and the Q sign are two medical terms that are taught very early in one's medical school education.  What is the O sign and What is the Q sign?

The O sign is indicates a  poor prognosis.  It should carry the same weight as the APACHE score and the Apgar score.  When you see the O sign, you know your patient is not going to do well.  

A reader sent me a picture of their patient displaying the classic O sign.  As you can see, the O sign is exactly what it says:  When the mouth lays open in a perfect geometric round shape for hours at a time.  Thus the name "The O sign".  

Taking it one step further, you also have the Q sign.  As every good medical student knows, the Q sign is often indicative of impending death.  While this reader didn't send me a picture of the Q sign, a little creativity would lead you to guess what it is.  It is the O sign with the tongue sticking out to one side or the other, preferably to the patients left to signify the letter Q.  

Both the O and the Q sign give telling signs about the patient's prognosis.  If you see your family member displaying the O sign or the Q sign, call in the troops, 'cause things aren't looking well.

If you're a student or a resident, it's time to appreciate these other great medical signs:

My Nooner, April 27th, 2010

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I'm going to start a new daily blog entry.  It's called Happy's Nooner.  I'm going to tell you what I'm doing at noon everyday (at least days I remember).

Today, I'm eating lunch (tuna sandwhich and some turkey vegetable soup) and blogging  while taking a break at work.  What was your nooner like?

Houston, We Have A Problem. I Can't Find A Primary Care Doctor.

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My recent newspaper ran an article about the state of insurance in Happy's city and what the new health care reform bill will do for patients. Houston, we have a problem.  No one can find a primary care doctor.  

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Autism Schizophrenia: Rain Man Counted Toothpicks, My Patient Counted Medications

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Every now and then a  patient comes along and knocks my socks off.  I've taken care of many schizophrenic patients.  But, I've never really had a patient with an autism schizophrenia combination.  Until now.

Most of the schizophrenic folks I take care of say funny schizophrenic quotes about random things that make no sense.  Most of the time my schizophrenia patients have no idea about what goes on around them.  They live a life of delusional disregard for their surroundings.  

Except for my first experience ever with a variant of schizophrenia.  I'm calling it autism schizophrenia.  He was 52 years old.  He'd been diagnosed with schizophrenia since the age of nine.  He spent most of his adult life in a group home with others around him to help him with his daily needs.

He was admitted for medical needs unrelated to his schizophrenia.  But what he did was amazing.  Here's a list of his daily medications
  • Docusate
  • Invega
  • Loratadine
  • Oxybutynin
  • Protonix
  • Plavix 
  • Restatsis
  • Sulfasalazine
  • Dicyclomine
  • Lithium
  • Verapamil
  • Levothyroxine
  • Fish oil
  • Metoprolol
  • Temazepam
  • Seroquel
  • Polyethylene
  • Bisacodyl
  • Fleet enema
  • MoM
  • Lamictal
  • MVI with iron
  • Buspirone
  • Naproxen
  • Clonazepam
  • Advair
  • Ventolin
  • Zyprexa
  • NTG
  • Saline mist
  • Guaifenesin
  • Tylenol
  • Guaifenesin DM
  • Hydrocodone
  • Lorazpam
  • Meclizine
  • Effexor
  • Simvastatin
  • Imdur
  • Fludrocortisone
  • Invega
That's 41 different medications this schizophrenic patient takes every day.  I can't imagine taking five medications a day and remembering to do it accurately.  Imagine trying to do medication reconciliation on this patient when they enter the hospital on a Saturday evening.  That's exactly what happened here.  Mr Autism Schizophrenia showed up in the ER with leg cellulitis on Saturday evening.  And our nurses had to figure out exactly what he was taking.  Are you going to trust a schizophrenic patient to tell you what he's taking?  I don't know a doctor or nurse in the world that would believe him.

In Happy's hospital, as I'm sure it is in most hospitals, the medication reconciliation process is a constant quality control battle.  We have ER nurses using their own frequent flier ER list.  We have floor nurses trying to get accurate lists from the patient, the patient's primary care physician or the patient's pharmacy.  That can be difficult on a Saturday evening. And often the list at the pharmacy is different from the list at the outpatient doctor's office.  Then what?   Sometimes patients actually bring in a medication list or their actual pill bottles to help us sort it all out.  Those are the best patients ever.

Not a day goes by where iatrogenic medication errors aren't introduced into the patient's existence because of the sheer complexity of regimens like this.  Forty-one medications to keep track of.  

In my autism schizophrenia patient, I was amazed at his ability to pick out the incorrect dosage of a pill we gave him among 41 other pills in his cup.   I don't think an automatic pill dispenser is going to work for him.   But, he could tell which pill was which and which pills were missing and which pills had the wrong dose.  He didn't need any help taking his pills.

My honest to God autistic schizophrenic was even able to tell me that his Effexor 37.5 mg dose which we had listed (and is a standard dose) was actually supposed to be 375 mg, a massive dose.  And we verified that with his pharmacy once we were able.  He was even able to tell me his 800 mg bed time dose of Seroquel he had been getting was actually supposed to be 1000 mg.

I was floored when I stood there and listened to him describe all the medication errors occurring during his stay.  Despite his life long schizophrenia, he carried more intelligence regarding his medications than just about everyone I had ever taken care of in seven years as a hospitalist.  I was amazed beyond belief. So I asked him
Happy:  I know you've had schizophrenia all your life.  But, your amazing ability to describe all your medications blows me away.  Do you have autism?
Patient:  What's that?
Happy:  Never mind.  How do you know all your medications so well?  This is simply amazing.
Patient:  I've been on these medications for 40 years.  I've got nothing else to do but keep track of them.
Nah.  I'm sure this is a once in a lifetime for me as a hospitalist.  An autism schizophrenia patient.  In some ways, I wish all my patients were like him.  

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Thunderstorm Picture Gallery April 2010. My First Major Storm of the Season

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Here is a cool thunderstorm picture gallery I took  from April 2010 while driving home from a family outing.  There's actually a CD you can buy with the Healing Sounds of Nature that includes the sounds of thunderstorms, rain and ocean waves among other things.  I'm not sure how a thunderstorm would be soothing, but apparently the disk comes well reviewed.  

This thunderstorm picture gallery was an impromptu job  with our  Apple 3G S iPhone. I have noticed a significant improvement in picture quality by making the jump to the latest 3G S model.  I've heard the next generation iPhone coming out in a few months will have a flash capability  and possibly a 5 megapixel camera chip.   I can't wait for that.

This thunderstorm may have also spawned a tornado.  Fortunately (or unfortunately) I didn't get to see it.  I've never seen a real live tornado in the flesh.  But I'm sure it's a pretty scary feeling.  It was  pretty scary driving right into this thunderstorm mess.  I can't imagine being a storm chaser and doing this for a living.  Sure as heck keeps the adrenalin going.    Enjoy my first crack at impromptu storm chasing with this  thunderstorm picture gallery I took on the run.  
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Addendum: you might also like my picture of Heaven, another breathtaking view of the sky.

Building Raised Vegetable Garden Beds: The Cheapest, Best And Quickest Idea Ever

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Spring is in the air and vegetable gardens are just around the corner.  I have recently discovered the joys of gardening.  Last year I tried to grow a garden in some nasty midwestern clay.  You can see me here in this video  tilling my first garden.  It was a smaller garden at five foot wide by about 20 foot long.  It was pure wet clay.  This year I kicked it up a notch by building a Raised Garden Bed.  Why?

Because I can. And because I figured the vegetables would do better in a raised garden bed with a nice soft topsoil  composition of pulverized black dirt and compost.

So, with the help of Happy's father-in-law, we decided building a raised garden bed was the best plan of action.  I made it bigger.  I made it wider and I made it longer.  This is my dream garden bed and it was probably the quickest, best and cheapest way to do it.  So, if you are interested in building raised garden beds, read on.

Before you begin, make sure you figure out how big a garden you want. One mistake I made last year was planting everything  too close together.  When the plants are small, they give you the illusion of being able to plant everything closer than you should.  Here are some words of wisdom:  If the directions say to plant three feet apart, plant three feet apart.

With that in mind, I more than doubled my garden bed's size.  I decided to go with a 24 foot long by 10 foot wide by 10 inch high  raised garden bed.  What materials do you need to buy when building raised gardens beds?

  • Treated 2 inch lumber to survive the elements
  • Four Simpson strong tie 3 " x 6 " mending plates (see picture to the right) to attach lumber for longer gardens
  • Screws to attach the corners
  • Rebar stakes and some 3 inch galvanized nails to secure the rebar into place 
  • Black pulverized dirt/compost mix 
What do you need to have on hand to make it all happen?
  • Tarps to protect your black dirt from rain once it's delivered
  • A truck to haul your wood home from the lumber yard
  • A drill to screw in your corners
  • A wheelbarrow to haul your dirt into your raised garden beds
  • A sledgehammer to pound the rebar into the ground
  • A hammer to secure your rebar into the wood
  • Lot's of muscle power

Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Filled-With-Dirt
Once you have all your materials,  building raised garden beds is quick and easy.  The first thing we did was hammer the razor sharp edges of the mending plates onto each side of the lumber.  We had a 14 foot long and a 10 foot long board that we connected end to end by using a mending plate on the inside and outside of each board.  Here's a picture of the mending plates in action on our raised garden bed. You can see the plates at about the 14 foot mark on both the inside and outside of the boards.  You just hammer the razor sharp edges into the boards.  That's all there is to it.  We attached the mending plates perpendicular to the ground.  You can see how nasty that clay was in last years garden.  Say goodbye to that with raised garden beds.


Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Corners-Screws
After making both our 24 foot long boards, we connected them to our two 10 foot ends by screwing them in with five 3 1/2 inch construction grade screws  on each corner for a total of 25 screws.  Here's a picture of the screw job. As you can see the wood, while originally perfectly aligned was bowing out due to the weight of the dirt, which lead me to back track and place  rebar stakes for extra support.  I placed one 24 inch rebar stake every four feet on the long boards (five total on the long board) and one in the middle on each 10 foot board. I didn't need any stakes for the board up  against my fence, so I only bought seven rebar stakes.  


Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Rebar-Stakes
After pounding the rebar stakes  in with a sledgehammer, I secured them with galvanized nails as seen in here in this picture. This is the quickest and easiest way to build raised garden beds.  Now comes the fun part.  Filling it up with dirt.


You need to calculate the volume of your raised garden bed.  Here's where a little calculator help comes in handy.  24 feet X 10 ft X  (10 in/12in) = 200 cubic feet.  There are 27 cubic feet in one cubic yard.  So I needed 200/27, or 7.4 cubic yards of dirt to fill my vegetable garden bed.

Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Dirt-Pile-Seven Cubic Yards
That's a lot of dirt.  I paid the $40 delivery charge and they dumped an entire dump truck of that stuff  on my driveway.  Here's a picture of seven cubic yards of a 50:50 mix of black pulverized dirt and compost, otherwise known as top soil.  It's actually a little less since I had already scooped a bit.


Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Raking-Dirt
That's an eight cubic foot two tired wheelbarrow You can find a whole assortment of them on Amazon.  I bought mine at Tractor Supply for $85.  Who knew wheelbarrows cost that much?  How many trips does it take to haul 200 cubic feet in an 8 cubic foot wheelbarrow?    200/8 is 25.  I'm pretty sure I did more than that down a steep bank to my back yard.  And spreading that dirt out was exhausting.  But once I was done, I had the pleasure of knowing I would have a raised garden bed for years and years to come.  You can see in this picture of me spreading the dirt that  I had failed to place the supporting rebar stakes before hauling in the dirt.  

Garden-Box-Wood-Bowing
 I noticed after hauling in half the dirt that my 24 foot long mending plate reinforced board was starting to bow out.  So I scooped a little trench along the inside edge of the board to take off the pressure and went to buy my rebar stakes.  Here's what the wood looked like as it bowed out requiring me to place the rebar support stakes for my raised garden bed.  While it is still bowed slightly, it ain't goin' anywhere anytime soon.  The stakes are  hammered a good 14-18 inches into the ground and and each stake is nailed two or three times into the wood for support. 

And what does my finished product look like?  Feast your eyes on the cheapest, easiest and greatest raised garden bed ever.  Raised garden beds like this will offer years of delicious self sustenance and garden enjoyment.  Now the only question is, "What do I plant in it?"  The guy at the dirt place told me to avoid big box retailers for potted plants.  He recommended going to garden nurseries where they have a bigger selection and who's plants grow bigger and longer  because of their growing techniques.  I think I may take him up on that offer this year and do a year over year comparison. 
Raised-Garden-Box-Bed-Filled with dirt



Let's run down an itemized cost for building raised garden beds like this

  • Treated lumber 
    • 14 ft x 10 in x 2 in:  16 dollars each (2)  = $32
    • 10 ft x 10 in x 2 in:  10 dollars each (4) = $40
  • Mending plates, box of six for $6       
  • Screws, big box of 3 1/2 inchers for $5
  • Box of 3 inch galvanized nails for $4
  • Rebar stakes, seven stakes for $3 each= $21
  • 50:50 mix of pulverized black dirt and compost $32 a cubic yard x 7 cubic yards = $225
  • Delivery charge for dirt  $40
What did it cost me to build my raised garden bed?  The box cost me  $108.  With the dirt  the total cost was about $373 dollars.  That may seem like a lot for the first year, but year after year, it will cost me nothing.  And I look forward to planting in dirt instead of clay.  And I suspect having a raised garden beds like this adds far more $373 in resale value down the road as gardening becomes more popular and people will pay to have that option in their yard.    For a yard of my size and in my neighborhood, this garden is big and will bring years of enjoyment for a small price to pay in building what I consider to be the best raised vegetable garden bed ever.  However, if you just want to buy one and be done with it , go to Amazon to find your quick and dirty Raised Garden Bed.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Parking Meter Fail And How A Parking Meter Is Like Tax And Spend Government

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 Here's your classic picture of a parking meter fail.   The parking meter is like your local, state and federal government. Some people will plug the parking meter. Some people will pay their taxes. Some people will take their chances and not plug the parking meter. Some people will take their chances and not report their income. Many people will get by without plugging the parking meter. Many people will get by with not paying  taxes on unreported income. 

Some people will get a fine for not plugging the parking meter. Some people will get audited for not reporting all their income. Some people will pay the parking meter fine and move on. Some people will pay their income tax late charges and move on. Some people will fight their parking ticket in city hall. Some people will fight their tax lien in federal court.

But one thing is universal for both.  The more you charge the less you are likely to collect.  People will stop filling their meter. People will stop reporting their income. People will stop going downtown to park. People will stop working so hard if all their money is stolen by local, state and federal government warlords.  

Eventually, all parking meters will fail, as will tax and spend governments. 

Fun Exercise For Kids: It Starts With Adults

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Kids are like dogs.  You can train them, until they are too old to train.  Then they are going to do whatever they want.  The key to getting kids to exercise is to make it fun for them.  But they aren't going to exercise if it isn't made a part of their normal routine.  It's up to adults to train them.  

Mrs Happy and I had the joyous opportunity of inviting our ten year old niece to her first ever running event.  She had never ever run in a race before.  We did the two mile race and she loved it. 

Run-Walk-Race
And amazingly she finished, without stopping, not even once.  Our nation is raising a nation of fat  and lazy kids because we are lazy adults. We drive everywhere.  We sit at our desks.  We get food on the run.  We watch a lot of television.  We surf the net a bunch.  And we have stopped moving.  We have literally stopped moving.

Exercise is free.  If you can walk, you can exercise.  And it won't cost you a dime.  We choose not to move and we choose instead to suffer and we choose to have others pay for our suffering.  Cancer, heart disease, diabetes and stroke.  It's all our own fault for not moving.  We could eliminate 80% of these disease processes by getting out and exercising, stopping smoking, eating more fruits and vegetables and not becoming obese.  


Kids these days have little motivation to exercise when they see their parents plopped in front of the television smoking their cigarettes and surfing the internet.  Kids have an amazingly persistent pattern of doing what they see around them.  Monkey see, monkey do.   If you can train your dog to sit, you can train your kid to exercise.  But you have to take up the call yourself if you want your kid to have any chance to becoming active  exercising adults.

If kids don't see their role models exercising, it is unlikely they will ever pick up the habit as adults and the cycle of obesity and disease and morbidity will continue indefinitely.   While this cycle of self destruction may provide hospitalists with job security, our nation cannot afford my services forever.  We need to keep our kids and adults out of the hospital and we need to do that with lifestyle.

It's up to us as adults to engrain an active lifestyle into our kids.  We can't fault our kids for being out of shape. It's our fault.  It's our fault if our kids go down the path of being lazy and immobile sloths watching eight hours of television a day while snacking on Cheetos  and Twinkies.

Our niece had a fantastic time running.  Finishing the race was a confidence booster for her.   Knowing she could do it makes her want to do it again.  Plus the sponsor of this race has a whole circuit of fun race walks for kids.   Making exercise for kids fun is the key.  Each race she completes she gets a prize.  And eventually, America wins by keeping her out of the hospital and at home leading a productive role in society.  We cannot afford a nation of obesity anymore.  We need to make exercise fun for kids so their kids and their kids and their kids stay out of our hospitals and lead long and productive lives.

Congratulations niece.  You did well.  We'll see you at the next race. 

Robin Eggs In A Nest Picture

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Spring is here, finally.  Here's a picture of blue robin eggs in a nest in our back yard.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Why Social Security Is A Highly Progressive Tax Policy

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Many people would like to believe that  social security tax is a highly regressive tax.  That simply isn't true.

Drunk Guy Trying To Put Sandals On (Scary, But Funny Video)

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Here's a video of a drunk guy trying to put sandals on. That's scary, but funny.  I wonder if he'll buy his mandatory health insurance. What do you think?


Walt Disney Night Club Dancing Action Video

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During our last trip to Walt Disney World, Mrs Happy and I checked out their night club action at their Board Walk.  Who knew that Disney had a night club.

At Risk Kids Use Music To Break Their Pattern of Poverty. Unfortunately Higher Taxes Means Fewer Private Charities Like This Will Survive.

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Last year I watched this group of young at risk boys and girls banging  away on the drums using music as  a way out  from their downward spiral into crime and poverty.  I even got to join them for a set as you can see in this picture.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Picture of Argyria or Silver Toxicity From Over The Counter Supplements

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A reader sent me this picture of a patient they once took care of for silver toxicity, also known as argyria.  Silver toxicity.  That's right folks.

What Is A Hospitalist and What Is It Like To Be A Hospitalist?

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What is a hospitalist?  A reader asked for my analysis on what it takes to become a hospitalist and what is it like to be a hospitalist?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

My Daughter Doesn't Have A Problem With Drugs and Alcohol

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Says the drug and alcohol counselor father  after his daughter had a warrant issued for missing her court appearance for DUI because she was getting high with her boyfriend.  Really guy?  Is someone actually paying you for your opinions?  Amazing.  I bet it's a government job.

Monday, April 19, 2010

New Apple iPhone 4G For Summer 2010 Has Been Released, Kind Of

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If you are wondering what the new Apple iPhone for 2010 is going to look for, the folks over at Gizmodo claim to have a prototype of the new 2010 iPhone that was reported lost (and  found in a bar in Redwood City, California).    They make their case for this being the next generation 4G  iPhone release later this year.

Go check it out.  For any Apple techies out there, they have videos, pictures and a description of all the new offerings.  Among them

  • Front facing video chat
  • Camera flash
  • Higher resolution screen
  • Better camera (I read one site claiming it will be a 5 megapixel)
Don't forget to read some of the comments trying to decide if this this is real or a fake. The lawyer comments crack me up.

Dr Conrad Murray Found Moonlighting In Small Town Emergency Rooms

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Everyone knows who Dr Conrad Murray is.  He's the cardiologist that was present the night Michael Jackson died from a cocktail of sedatives including benzodiazepines and propofol (Diprovan).   Dr Murray has been charged with involuntary homicide in the death of Michael Jackson. Where is he now?  I have found Dr Conrad Murray moonlighting in small town emergency rooms  In Happy's state.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Nurse Practitioners, Bundled Care and the Future of Outpatient Primary Care Medicine

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More unhealthy people are being herded into our health care system and more doctors are exiting.  That's the perfect formula for chaos.  I'd like to welcome the nursing profession here to save the day.

As primary care physicians become rarer, nurses have taken up the call to providing that missing link of access. The expansion of nursing care to replace medical care in primary care is just the beginning of the next phase of American medicine.   What can be cheaper  must be done cheaper.

A reader pointed me into the direction of this Yahoo article explaining the expansion of independent nurse  practitioner driven primary care in 28 states.  The mantra of this movement is that 
  1. They are of equal scope as MD trained primary care physicians
  2. They do it better than MD trained primary care physicians
  3. They do it cheaper than MD trained primary care physicians
  4. They spend more time with patients and therefor patients like them better than MD trained primary care physicians.
One major argument for expanding the role of nurse practitioners is to fill the gap for lack of access.  Since many primary care physicians have abandoned the field for a multitude of reasons, nurse practitioners are viewed as filling that gap left behind.  

I say let them.  I work all day long with many excellent nurse practitioners who work in a team environment with MDs to provide excellent care.  If they want to go out on their own and be  it, I say, let them. be it.  It's time for the AMA to get out of the way and let the nurse practitioner model of care go forth and multiple.  Here's what should happen.
  1. Pay them the same rate as MDs.  If they are providing the same care, they should get paid the same. 
  2. They say they spend more time with patients and patients like them for that.  Let them run their own business by seeing half as many patients as their MD counterparts and try to control their overhead expenses and still take a paycheck home.  That's their opportunity to show the world they are experts in providing cost effective quality medicine at a reduced price.
  3. Let them manage their risk on their own with their own liability policies.  Let them accept responsibility for their actions.
  4. Let them watch their family medicine and outpatient internal medicine physicians disappear off the face of the earth as the public views their services as unnecessary and overly expensive for the service provided.
If in fact nurses can provide the same service in scope and practice, better and cheaper, then they should.  That's exactly what this country needs:  Care which is cheaper and better.  My only concern is that they won't be able to do that as an aggregate.   And here is why.

Outpatient bundled care.  Fifty percent  of Americans spend three percent  of our health care dollars every year.  Five  percent of Americans spend fifty percent of our health care dollars.  Under outpatient bundled care models of care, complicated patients are paid for at much higher rates  due to severity of illness adjustments.  In fact, physicians can earn much larger rates of income by seeing complicated patients ( the 5%) than they can the healthy ones (the 50%).   If your panel consists of all healthy patients, your potential payment (profit)  under bundled care models would be much lower than if you shine under a severity of illness model that rewards  a reduction in expected complications.  Plus, bundled care models require an all or none phenomenon so that severity of illness models spread the risk evenly.

If you accept patient X with one medical problem, you must accept patient Y with 100 medical problems and you will be forced to take care of all your patients on that panel  to the best of your abilities.  

Under bundled care models, the payment model highly incentivizes doctors to care for complicated patients with high severity of illness.  Why?  Because these models build in expected complication rates that include patient compliance adjustments.  Any reduction of cost based on expected complications will be pure profit potential for the physicians and nurse practitioners caring for the patients.  

If, as a doctor, you skimp on the care of your patients and your patients experience higher complication rates, it will cost you.  If you provide care that works and only the care that works, you will benefit. This is evidence driven medicine with a personal incentive to deny unnecessary care (physician driven), which is necessary.  This will be a necessary component to controlling health care costs.  Denying access will have to occur.  But it must be physician driven denial of care.  A denial that must also have consequences for the physician should they deny care which is necessary.

How will bundled care models separate the viability of  outpatient internist driven care from  nurse practitioner care? Internists are highly trained medical physicians who have learned the skills necessary to provide complicated care for patients taking multiple medications with numerous comorbid conditions.  This is your 5% of the population.  Nurse practitioners, while they may think they are trained for this,  are not.   They are trained to take care of the 50%.   The scope is vastly superior for internists who choose to use their skills to provide the care they can under a bundled care model.  The volume mantra disappears when fee for service disappears and internists are left with the ability to practice what they have been trained to do:  To provide a full scope of care to highly complicated patients.  Unfortunately, nurse practitioners have not been trained to provide this.

Under a bundled care model, physicians who provide a greater scope of practice with fewer complications will be rewarded by toning down the intensity of unnecessary service being provided.   I know it's there.  I see it all the time.  Whether it's greed or defensive or convenience medicine, it disappears under bundled care.

Theoretically, patients of these physicians will have fewer referrals, fewer procedures, fewer medications, fewer complications and less cost.  If the physician knows what they are doing, theoretically, the patient's medical expenses decline as complications decline.  They will be winners in a shrinking economic pie.  

The losers are physicians and nurse practitioners who don't know what they are doing with complicated patients and physicians providing unnecessary care for personal gain under a fee for service model.  Physicians will also be willing to redefine community standards at a level much lower than the current do all at all costs mantra.  And that in and of itself will drive down liability and reform malpractice by itself.  If physicians expect less, than the standard of care is reduced and the perception of risk disappears and so does defensive medicine.

I'm willing to bet the farm that internists are vastly more capable of managing this 5% of the population that will pay the office bills and reward them with higher take home pay.   The 50% of the population that only spends 3% of our resources  will become the crutch of the patient panel instead of the gravy train and the risk of caring for them will rise as their severity of illness payment adjustments decline.  The goal of a primary care office will be to get as many complicated patients in their panel as possible to drive up the potential profit of reduced complications.

This is completely backwards from the current volume driven, cherry picking,  fee for service attitude of today's medical culture and I for one would welcome  the challenge and the change.

For outpatient primary care providers who are unable to rise to this level of scope and practice, they will either lean more heavily on subspecialists, who will cost them more money, or their patients will have more complications.  And both will cost them in their effort to sustain a viable office based practice. 

For nurse practitioners who find themselves without the skills to provide complicated care to highly complicated seniors, they will find their independent financial model blow up.  If they are incapable of providing quality care for complicated patients, and instead keep their subspecialists excessively busy, their subspecialists are going to demand a higher piece of the pie.  

If they choose to ignore the medical needs of their patients, their patients will experience higher rates of complications.  And if they fail to provide quality  care that meets the standards of their physician counterparts, they open themselves up to huge liability risk for malpractice. Whatever the reason, those nurse practitioners who are incapable of providing the care they are expected to, will suffer economically. 

It's as simple as that.  

It will always be about the money.  Because money pays the bills and feeds the kids.  Who's going to end up a winner?  Under bundled care, the winner will be outpatient primary care doctors who can ratchet done the cost by taking a more active role in their patient's care and practicing what they were trained to do.  The winners will be those doctors who actually provide the care they are trained to provide.  

The losers will be those who lack the skills to do so. And I'm willing to bet the farm that nurse practitioners will suffer under their lack of medical training and exposure to advanced stages of complicated disease  when it comes to that 5% of the population that will pay the bills and feed the family under an outpatient bundled care model.  That's not meant to be insulting, only realistic.  I know what my training involved.  It's nothing like the educational experience of nurse practitioners and it never will be.  The two experiences are  not congruent.  Nurse practitioners have a very important role in providing care.  Unfortunately, it's not going to be the care that allows them economic survival in the up and coming bundled care outpatient model.

Are we as a country willing to gamble that complicated patients can be managed independently by nurse practitioners while we allow all the outpatient primary care trained medical doctors to abandon ship, only to find no one there when the NP model blows up as well?

If nurse practitioners are truly equals in scope and practice, they will thrive under the bundled model of care, and family medicine and outpatient internists will dwindle and the American health care back bone will be delivered by nurses, as it should, if in fact it works.  But I don't believe for a second they are capable of this challenge.  They simply aren't educated to do so.   This model of care will blow up badly under a bundled care model and the great independent NP experiment will end in a tidal wave of outpatient chaos. And by then, all  the MDs will have long been gone.

To become hospitalists where it's five-o-clock somewhere.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Medicare Cut April 2010 Reversed Until May 31st, 2010. Congress Thanks Physicians with a Zero % Update

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April 16th, 2010 Update:  The continuing saga of the physician 21% Medicare cut continues.

Best Treatment For Head Lice In The Hospital

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Every now and then Happy and Co. get a patient infested with head lice. What's the best treatment for head lice in these folks?

Usually these folks are homeless and or lack the mental capacity and  ability to care for themselves.  Usually they have advanced stages of disease or severe presentations of acute disease that all the insurance in the world isn't going to cure.  These folks must have the ability to care.  They just don't.  Whether it's an incredible form of apathy for life or a disabling life long mental inability to process basic standard societal expectations, these people aren't going to get cured with Obama's health care reforms.

 Short of institutionalizing these folks, it's not health care finance reform that will fix them, it's life reform.  One of the worst consequences of poor personal hygiene is head lice.  As doctors and nurses, we often find ourselves caring for those with the least ability to care for themselves.  Head lice is one of those consequences. 

So what are we to do when a patient is admitted to the hospital with head lice? I had just that patient in the hospital.  What are the options?


  1. Shave their head.  This is the quickest and the easiest and most desirable for all the nurses, doctors and other health care professionals which must enter the room on a daily basis.


  2. Cetaphil.  I was told by a nurse this over the counter cream can be rubbed into the hair and blown dry with a hair dryer to create a Cetaphil helmet (it apparently dries as hard as a helmet).  This apparently suffocates the nits and then the hair is washed out


  3. Permethrin.  This is a prescription product that is rubbed in.  Then the hair must be combed and washed and reapplied within a week if head lice are still present.
In my situation, I found myself calling the POA to ask if we could shave the patients head because the patient was incapable of making their own decisions.  I was told the patient
would rather be dead than have their head shaved 
Of course, I'm not sure if I even need an OK to shave ones head for prolonged hospitalization as  the best treatment for head lice in the hospital.  It should also be the first choice.    Head lice is a communicable disease and I think the hospital doctors and nurses have an obligation to immediately rid the bug to prevent an outbreak of hospital acquired infections and infestation of other patients.

Could a nurse or doctor be sued, and lose, for shaving a patient's head without their approval or without the OK from a POA if it's medically necessary?  I don't know the answer. 

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tax Day Is April 15, 2010: What If You Are Admitted To The Hospital On Tax Day?

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Today, April 15, 2010 is Tax Day.  You had better have your taxes filed by midnight tonight or file for an extension before you find yourself behind bars. 

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Miracles Do Exist

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Miracles do exist.  I had one right in front of my eyes:  A combat experienced VA patient that had never ever smoked in his life

VA patient:  I can't stand the smell of smoke
Happy:  That's unbelievable.  You are a first of a kind.  How much alcohol do you drink?
VA patient:  12 beers a day.
Well, maybe small miracles do exist

How To Know If A Patient Is Weanable Off The Ventilator

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A ventilator is a machine that helps you breath if your body is too weak or altered to do it for you.  It really is nothing more than a really expensive air compressor.  A ventilator  forces oxygen into your lungs and carbon dioxide out. How do you know if a patient is weanable off the ventilator?  Well, you ask your ICU nurse, of course.
Happy:  Is our patient weanable off the ventilator?
Nurse:  No, today is Sunday.
There you have it folks.  Weaning off the ventilator criteria #1:  Don't wean on Sundays.  It's a day of rest and and relaxation for ICU nurses everywhere.

How Many Pairs Of Shoes Does A Woman Need?

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I will never understand a woman's incredible appetite for shoes.

Andy Dick 911 Call Audio File: "He Looks Like A Rich White Man"

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Here's the hilarious audio file of the Andy Dick 911 call from April 2010 of him walking into a stranger's home.

The frantic woman is home with her husband and her baby. She's on the phone with a 911 dispatcher who's trying her best to keep the lady calm. At one point the 911 dispatcher asks the lady what this man looks like, giving her the options of white, black or Hispanic. And the ladies response was hilarious.

Listen to the audio file of Andy Dick's 911 follies here (you need to have flash installed) and be prepared to laugh your arse off.  Interestingly, they didn't arrest him.  I wonder why.  I wonder where the the cops took him.  In my neighborhood, this guy would wave been brought to a hospital where a hospitalist may have been  asked to admit  for altered mental status. 

Now check out what may be the strangest 911 call ever

Live Rocket-Propelled Grenade Removed From Afghanistan Soldier Channing Moss (Video)

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A reader sent me a link to this video, with their commentary,  of a live rocket-propelled grenade being removed from Afghanistan soldier Channing Moss.

 What an incredible story.    The surgeon said he was "scared shitless", but he forged ahead anyway.  I can't imagine being a physician or anyone else working in that operating room that day working to remove a live rocket-propelled grenade which could blow up at any moment.  That's not something you can train for.  

You've got to watch this fascinating live action video showing the removal of an RPG from Channing Moss,  courtesy of the militarytimes.com

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Concierge Medicine Changes Hospital Dynamics: No More Oprah For You

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The health care finance reform bill has just sealed the deal for concierge medicine in hospitals.   Concierge medicine for hospitals is going to be the next major growth opportunity.  Concierge medicine for hospitals  will be what saves them from the ever declining pot of government financed insurance.  Why do I say that?  

Heading To The Philippines

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For a little international Grand Rounds.  Go check out the week's best medical blog offerings.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Cool Harley Davidson Custom Skeleton Paint Job Pictures

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Check out these cool Harley Davidson custom skeleton paint job pictures I snapped in the parking lot of my accountant today.

Kitchen And Bath Remodel: Granite vs Quartz vs Other Solid Counter Top Surface

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Mrs Happy and I and Mama and Papa Happy are doing a kitchen and bath remodel respectively.  The question is  granite vs quartz vs other solid state counter top surface.   What type of solid surface counter top would you recommend and why?
At some trade shows we've seen some kitchen and bath remodel jobs using designer concrete and even recycled crushed glass.   In the last several years of open houses we've gone to, I've seen a lot of granite being used.  I've been told granite needs to have yearly maintenance with a sealant and it can give off radon gas (although in very low concentrations).   I've also been told that granite, if chipped, cannot be fixed and granite can stain much easier than other solid state surfaces used in kitchen and bathroom remodel jobs.  
We are leaning toward using quartz because of the ability to fix a chip should one occur  and not having a need to seal it every year or so.  Mama Happy wants to know what to put in her bath remodel job. 

For our kitchen and bath remodel, we welcome any and all insights, experiences and recommendations you all may have. 

UPDATE:  The reveal!  Home remodel before and after 2010-2011 picture and video tour.

Should Physicians Be Forced To Retire After a Certain Age?

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Many people like to make a comparison between the airline industry and the medical industry when it comes to protocols.  Is there a maximum age restriction for commercial pilots in the United States?  Yes, there is.  In 2007, Congress raised the age of forced retirement for commercial pilots from 60 to 65 years old.  

In light of that, should physicians be forced to retire after a certain age as well? 

Street Light Bulbs Being Changed (Cool Picture)

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Have you ever wondered how the city changes their street light bulbs on those outdoor pole lights that are many feet into the air?  I've never seen one being changed before.  While sitting at a stop light the other day, I snapped this picture of a city worker in a cherry picker hosted to its maximum height changing out street light bulbs.  That takes a certain amount of guts to do that, I suppose.  

street-light-bulbs-chaning-Cherry-PickerI found myself wondering what kind of  light bulbs they were replacing it with. Is there a catalog of street light bulb options  out there? Or is there just one kind?  Does the city purchasing manager have multiple street light bulb suppliers they can choose from?  

And why this light bulb?  Why did the city decide to change the light on this outdoor pole.  Then I found myself wondering how many city workers does it take to change street light bulbs?  The answer will always be too many.

Then the light turned green and I drove away.  The real question that remains to be answered is how long does it take to change a government light bulb

Also check out this hawk sitting on a street light and utility pole.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

What Is The Average Cost For A Pack Of Cigarettes And At What Cost Will People Quit Smoking?

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I was shopping the other day for Sam's Club food (frozen blueberries 4 pounds for $7.50).  As we checked out, I scanned the price of cigarettes behind the counter.  Marlboro cigarettes were selling for just under $50 a carton.  At one pack per day, that's $150 a month.  For a year, that works out to $1,800.  

I once calculated how much a four pack a day family could have had in the bank had they not smoked for fifty years and instead invested that money at standard returns.  Six million dollars they'd have to enjoy in retirement.  That's amazing.  Six million dollars. And we wouldn't be talking about a bankrupt entitlement system. 

Everyone has their threshold for quitting.  I think the cost of cigarettes should be driven north of $10 a pack with aggressive taxation to drive away most young people from the habit. It also gives a great incentive for those freedom fighting smokers to quit smoking for good

Happy:  Man, I can't believe it costs $50 a carton to smoke these days.
Clerk:  Yeah,  I don't know how the kids afford it these days.
Happy:  Hopefully, they can't.
Clerk:  My neighbor finally gave up smoking.  She said it was too expensive.  She's taking all the money she's saving and putting it towards a vacation fund.
Happy:  What a great idea.  I wonder what price it takes everyone to quit.
Clerk:  I don't know, but it just amazes me how anyone finds the money to pay for these things.

At what cost will people quit smoking?


  I know everyone is different.  I had a patient tell me she quit smoking when the average  price of cigarettes hit thirty cents a pack.  Thirty cents a pack.  She said that was a ridiculous price back then.  I suppose that was before  government entitlement welfare checks guaranteed access to cigarettes.  In fact,  I'm kind of  surprised today's Congress hasn't passed the Smoker's Protection Act of 2010.  Considering Obama is still smoking with a cigarette in one side of his mouth and hypocritical talk of health care reform out the other,  I suppose it's only a matter of time before free cigarettes become a right.