I think this picture blows them away. I hope you get as much enjoyment out of this picture of Heaven as I did.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Picture of Heaven: Amazing Thunderstorm Cloud Leaves Breathtaking View
I think this picture blows them away. I hope you get as much enjoyment out of this picture of Heaven as I did.
Friday Nooner April 30th, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Woman Called Fat Bites Off Man's Ear In Lincoln, Nebraska. Claims She Had Food Goggles On.
The Omaha World Herald is reporting that she bit off more than she could chew by literally biting off his ear. Police at a Lincoln, NE hospital responded to a call in the emergency room hospital at 3:25 am in the morning on April 28th when the unnamed one eared man claimed 21 year old Anna Godfrey bit off his ear for calling her fat at a party.
Just imagine the next time she tries to get a job and someone Google's her or her next boyfriend does a search on the internet. She's going to be known as the Fat Ear Lady for the rest of her life.
PFO Closure and Stroke: Primary and Secondary Prevention And My Recent Conversation With One Of Happy's Hospital Nurses
So I butted myself into the conversion and then found myself looking up the the current recommendations on therapies and interventions for PFO closure for stroke prevention.
- MRI brain
- Carotid dopplers
- Cardiac transthoracic echo
- EKG
- EEG
- hypercoagulable blood testing work up.
Horse Penicillin as a Home Remedy For Diabetic Patients With Cellulitis
Diabetic patients are at high risk of multiple end organ damage. Recurrent skin infections are one manifestation of uncontrolled diabetes. The general medical term for a skin infection (presumed to be of infectious etiology) is cellulitis.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Grand Rounds Is All About Women This Week
Go check out estrogen festival at Chronic Babe for this week's best in Grand Round offerings.
Happy's Nooner. April 28, 2010
I just finished filling out discharge meds for a three week admission. DC summary took me exactly 4 minutes to complete. Am about to call the PCP. He was in my med school class. Haven't talked to him in a while
What was your nooner like?
Baby Robin Birds In a Nest (Picture)
You know it's Spring when you find your robin eggs in a nest have hatched into baby robin birds. I took this picture with Mrs Happy's 3G S iPhone
What Is A Semiprivate Room At A Nursing Home?
Patient: I'm only going to go to the nursing home for three days and no more. And I'm only going to go if they have private rooms.Happy: I don't know if we can get you a private room but I'll check for you.I leave room to talk with social workerHappy: Does the nursing home have a private room for her?Social Worker: No, they only have semiprivate rooms left.Happy: What the heck is a semi-private room?Social Worker? They will have a roommate.Random RN: Back in my day we used to put six people or more in a room. So having a roommate is like having a semi private room. You get a cloth drape that separates you.I walk back to talk to patientHappy: You'll have a semiprivate room.Patient: What's that mean.Happy: You'll only have one roommate instead of five.Patient: Oh Lord, I ain't goin'
I have also been told, back in the day, that hospital rooms were divided by smokers and nonsmokers. Even the nurses and physicians all smoked and the most important part of the nurse's shift was to make sure the ash tray was clean before the next shift came on because no one wanted to empty another's ashtray.
In the 1980s, according to my source, the cardiologists used to enter the heart cath lab with their lit cigarettes and cigars in tow, place them on the ash tray and perform their ten minute heart cath while their terbakki lay waiting for a drag. I've also heard in the 1980s that some nurses would take quadriplegic patients with a tracheostomy outside to take puffs of cigarettes at the nursing home. And one patient with Berger's disease, with no arms and no legs due to the amputations, had his wheelchair jimmyrigged at the VA with a cigarette holder so he could take puffs of smokes while at the hospital.
In the hospital, those on oxygen went to the nonsmoking room with 2-4 patients each. Rooms were also divided by male and female for roommate purposes. At the VA we also used to group patients in large rooms based on whether they had VRE positive butt swabs or known MRSA colonization.
Now everyone gets their own private everything. And patients still find something to complain about. We live in an era of unmanaged expectations. Where the money we paid in doesn't even come close to paying a fraction of the care we are receiving.
My how times have changed. I can't imagine what my life as a hospitalist will be like in ten or twenty years. Maybe I'll have my own private office and private bed and private television and private window over looking my own private lake at my own private hospital.
What was medicine like in the old days for you?
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
How Many Administrators Does It Take To Run A Hospital?
How many administrators does it take to run a hospital? Dr Wes has the answer.
What Is The O Sign? What Is The Q Sign? See the Picture
The O sign is indicates a poor prognosis. It should carry the same weight as the APACHE score and the Apgar score. When you see the O sign, you know your patient is not going to do well.
- Handsome Sign
- Sleeping Husband sign
- How to find a lost cell phone in the hospital: Happy's honesty sign
- Twenty sign
- MFer sign
- Texting in the ER sign
- Band-Aid sign
- Intact Humor Reflex sign
- Fibromyallergia sign
- Denture Stains sign
- Square Root sign
- And while you're at it, check out these funny homeless signs.
My Nooner, April 27th, 2010
I'm going to start a new daily blog entry. It's called Happy's Nooner. I'm going to tell you what I'm doing at noon everyday (at least days I remember).
Today, I'm eating lunch (tuna sandwhich and some turkey vegetable soup) and blogging while taking a break at work. What was your nooner like?
Houston, We Have A Problem. I Can't Find A Primary Care Doctor.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Autism Schizophrenia: Rain Man Counted Toothpicks, My Patient Counted Medications
Most of the schizophrenic folks I take care of say funny schizophrenic quotes about random things that make no sense. Most of the time my schizophrenia patients have no idea about what goes on around them. They live a life of delusional disregard for their surroundings.
- Docusate
- Invega
- Loratadine
- Oxybutynin
- Protonix
- Plavix
- Restatsis
- Sulfasalazine
- Dicyclomine
- Lithium
- Verapamil
- Levothyroxine
- Fish oil
- Metoprolol
- Temazepam
- Seroquel
- Polyethylene
- Bisacodyl
- Fleet enema
- MoM
- Lamictal
- MVI with iron
- Buspirone
- Naproxen
- Clonazepam
- Advair
- Ventolin
- Zyprexa
- NTG
- Saline mist
- Guaifenesin
- Tylenol
- Guaifenesin DM
- Hydrocodone
- Lorazpam
- Meclizine
- Effexor
- Simvastatin
- Imdur
- Fludrocortisone
- Invega
Happy: I know you've had schizophrenia all your life. But, your amazing ability to describe all your medications blows me away. Do you have autism?
Patient: What's that?
Happy: Never mind. How do you know all your medications so well? This is simply amazing.
Patient: I've been on these medications for 40 years. I've got nothing else to do but keep track of them.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Thunderstorm Picture Gallery April 2010. My First Major Storm of the Season
This thunderstorm picture gallery was an impromptu job with our Apple 3G S iPhone
Addendum: you might also like my picture of Heaven, another breathtaking view of the sky.
Building Raised Vegetable Garden Beds: The Cheapest, Best And Quickest Idea Ever
Because I can. And because I figured the vegetables would do better in a raised garden bed with a nice soft topsoil composition of pulverized black dirt and compost.
- Treated 2 inch lumber to survive the elements
- Four Simpson strong tie 3 " x 6 " mending plates (see picture to the right) to attach lumber for longer gardens
- Screws to attach the corners
- Rebar stakes and some 3 inch galvanized nails to secure the rebar into place
- Black pulverized dirt/compost mix
- Tarps to protect your black dirt from rain once it's delivered
- A truck to haul your wood home from the lumber yard
- A drill to screw in your corners
- A wheelbarrow to haul your dirt into your raised garden beds
- A sledgehammer to pound the rebar into the ground
- A hammer to secure your rebar into the wood
- Lot's of muscle power
- Treated lumber
- 14 ft x 10 in x 2 in: 16 dollars each (2) = $32
- 10 ft x 10 in x 2 in: 10 dollars each (4) = $40
- Mending plates, box of six for $6
- Screws, big box of 3 1/2 inchers for $5
- Box of 3 inch galvanized nails for $4
- Rebar stakes, seven stakes for $3 each= $21
- 50:50 mix of pulverized black dirt and compost $32 a cubic yard x 7 cubic yards = $225
- Delivery charge for dirt $40
Friday, April 23, 2010
Parking Meter Fail And How A Parking Meter Is Like Tax And Spend Government
Some people will get a fine for not plugging the parking meter. Some people will get audited for not reporting all their income. Some people will pay the parking meter fine and move on. Some people will pay their income tax late charges and move on. Some people will fight their parking ticket in city hall. Some people will fight their tax lien in federal court.
Fun Exercise For Kids: It Starts With Adults
Mrs Happy and I had the joyous opportunity of inviting our ten year old niece to her first ever running event. She had never ever run in a race before. We did the two mile race and she loved it.

Robin Eggs In A Nest Picture
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Why Social Security Is A Highly Progressive Tax Policy
Drunk Guy Trying To Put Sandals On (Scary, But Funny Video)
Walt Disney Night Club Dancing Action Video
At Risk Kids Use Music To Break Their Pattern of Poverty. Unfortunately Higher Taxes Means Fewer Private Charities Like This Will Survive.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A Picture of Argyria or Silver Toxicity From Over The Counter Supplements
What Is A Hospitalist and What Is It Like To Be A Hospitalist?
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
My Daughter Doesn't Have A Problem With Drugs and Alcohol
Monday, April 19, 2010
New Apple iPhone 4G For Summer 2010 Has Been Released, Kind Of
If you are wondering what the new Apple iPhone for 2010 is going to look for, the folks over at Gizmodo claim to have a prototype of the new 2010 iPhone that was reported lost (and found in a bar in Redwood City, California). They make their case for this being the next generation 4G iPhone release later this year.
Go check it out. For any Apple techies out there, they have videos, pictures and a description of all the new offerings. Among them
- Front facing video chat
- Camera flash
- Higher resolution screen
- Better camera (I read one site claiming it will be a 5 megapixel)
Dr Conrad Murray Found Moonlighting In Small Town Emergency Rooms
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Nurse Practitioners, Bundled Care and the Future of Outpatient Primary Care Medicine
As primary care physicians become rarer, nurses have taken up the call to providing that missing link of access. The expansion of nursing care to replace medical care in primary care is just the beginning of the next phase of American medicine. What can be cheaper must be done cheaper.
- They are of equal scope as MD trained primary care physicians
- They do it better than MD trained primary care physicians
- They do it cheaper than MD trained primary care physicians
- They spend more time with patients and therefor patients like them better than MD trained primary care physicians.
- Pay them the same rate as MDs. If they are providing the same care, they should get paid the same.
- They say they spend more time with patients and patients like them for that. Let them run their own business by seeing half as many patients as their MD counterparts and try to control their overhead expenses and still take a paycheck home. That's their opportunity to show the world they are experts in providing cost effective quality medicine at a reduced price.
- Let them manage their risk on their own with their own liability policies. Let them accept responsibility for their actions.
- Let them watch their family medicine and outpatient internal medicine physicians disappear off the face of the earth as the public views their services as unnecessary and overly expensive for the service provided.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Medicare Cut April 2010 Reversed Until May 31st, 2010. Congress Thanks Physicians with a Zero % Update
Best Treatment For Head Lice In The Hospital
Shave their head. This is the quickest and the easiest and most desirable for all the nurses, doctors and other health care professionals which must enter the room on a daily basis.
Cetaphil. I was told by a nurse this over the counter cream can be rubbed into the hair and blown dry with a hair dryer to create a Cetaphil helmet (it apparently dries as hard as a helmet). This apparently suffocates the nits and then the hair is washed out
Permethrin. This is a prescription product that is rubbed in. Then the hair must be combed and washed and reapplied within a week if head lice are still present.
would rather be dead than have their head shaved
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tax Day Is April 15, 2010: What If You Are Admitted To The Hospital On Tax Day?
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Miracles Do Exist
Miracles do exist. I had one right in front of my eyes: A combat experienced VA patient that had never ever smoked in his life
VA patient: I can't stand the smell of smokeWell, maybe small miracles do exist
Happy: That's unbelievable. You are a first of a kind. How much alcohol do you drink?
VA patient: 12 beers a day.
How To Know If A Patient Is Weanable Off The Ventilator
Happy: Is our patient weanable off the ventilator?Nurse: No, today is Sunday.
How Many Pairs Of Shoes Does A Woman Need?
Andy Dick 911 Call Audio File: "He Looks Like A Rich White Man"
The frantic woman is home with her husband and her baby. She's on the phone with a 911 dispatcher who's trying her best to keep the lady calm. At one point the 911 dispatcher asks the lady what this man looks like, giving her the options of white, black or Hispanic. And the ladies response was hilarious.
Now check out what may be the strangest 911 call ever.
Live Rocket-Propelled Grenade Removed From Afghanistan Soldier Channing Moss (Video)
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Concierge Medicine Changes Hospital Dynamics: No More Oprah For You
Heading To The Philippines
For a little international Grand Rounds. Go check out the week's best medical blog offerings.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Cool Harley Davidson Custom Skeleton Paint Job Pictures
Kitchen And Bath Remodel: Granite vs Quartz vs Other Solid Counter Top Surface
UPDATE: The reveal! Home remodel before and after 2010-2011 picture and video tour.
Should Physicians Be Forced To Retire After a Certain Age?
Street Light Bulbs Being Changed (Cool Picture)
I found myself wondering what kind of light bulbs they were replacing it with. Is there a catalog of street light bulb options out there? Or is there just one kind? Does the city purchasing manager have multiple street light bulb suppliers they can choose from? Also check out this hawk sitting on a street light and utility pole.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
What Is The Average Cost For A Pack Of Cigarettes And At What Cost Will People Quit Smoking?
Happy: Man, I can't believe it costs $50 a carton to smoke these days.Clerk: Yeah, I don't know how the kids afford it these days.Happy: Hopefully, they can't.Clerk: My neighbor finally gave up smoking. She said it was too expensive. She's taking all the money she's saving and putting it towards a vacation fund.Happy: What a great idea. I wonder what price it takes everyone to quit.Clerk: I don't know, but it just amazes me how anyone finds the money to pay for these things.
I know everyone is different. I had a patient tell me she quit smoking when the average price of cigarettes hit thirty cents a pack. Thirty cents a pack. She said that was a ridiculous price back then. I suppose that was before government






















