Looking for the gift for someone who has everything? Have that special radiologist in the family that is looking for some good time humor? Now you can buy them the Miss TSA x-ray calendar filled with twelve high heeled skeleton beauties in the sexual pose of your choice. Because of all the outrage over health concerns of whole body TSA scanners, the TSA undertook a marketing campaign to calm the masses. I proudly present to you Miss January through Miss December , the best pinup calendar of 2010 and 2011. Actually. In case you are wondering, this isn't actually a product of the TSA. I don't think the government is creative enough to come up with a Miss TSA x-ray pinup calendar. This pinup skeleton calendar is in fact a marketing effort by Eizo, a company that makes medical imaging equipment.
How genius. It turns out sex sells, even for medical imaging equipment. I think I'll lobby Happy's hospital to purchase the Miss TSA x-ray skeleton calendar and use it as a screensaver on all of Happy's digital radiology computers. That way, I won't have to log in 50 times a day every time I move to a new computer. Now that's how you run a hospital IT department while thinking outside the box. Just put the Miss TSA x-ray calendar on as a screensaver with all 12 beautiful skeleton ladies in high heels and you'll have doctors looking at their own films hundreds of times a day. It's even HIPAA compliant. Now tell me this, would you buy medical imaging equipment from this company?