Looking for a cute and funny example of the Is Santa Claus Real? conversation with a young child? Look no further. Of course Santa is real. But here's how this mom and daughter hashed out the details. This is from our niece. Now this is what you call good ol' fashioned home grown humor. Play the audio file below.
If you have problems following along, here's a transcript of mother and daughter discussing the details in the one and only Santa conversation they'll ever have. It's a dandy.
A little while later Mrs Happy and I got a text from our neiceMom: Ok, what do you want to know?Girl: Is Santa real or not or is it you putting Christmas presents under the tree?Mom: Laughing And what do you say is weird about it?Girl: That it's a magical fat guy flying in a sleigh.Mom: Laughing. Pause. And what else? Laughing.Girl: That little midgets are working around in the shop making presents for us. LaughingMom and Girl: Both Laughing.Girl: It doesn't seem real! LaughingMom: LaughingGirl: What the heck? I hate it when you answer my questions.Mom: Laughing. I told you all fat men are magic.Girl: No. Seriously mom.Mom: What do you think?Girl: Laughing. I already told you. I think he's real because everybody says he's real. But then if you think about it, magical fat guy riding in a sleigh dropping presents down your chimney doesn't seem real. Like an Easter Bunny. An overgrown bunny that lays eggs. Bunnies don't lay eggs.Mom: Laughing a lot. Giant bunnies are magical too. Laughing.Girl: Frustrated. That's not my question though.Mom and Girl: Both laughing.
So we texted her back.Santa's Not Real!. My mom's been giving me all my presents!
She texted us back.WHAT!!! You mean your mother has been buying us all our Christmas presents too? No way!.
I hope everyone had a great Christmas.No. That was probably grandma.
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