The church sign said, "All muffin tops are possible with God". Try telling that to a woman with a straight face. Next time you find yourself complaining about your muffin top, take is as a gift from God. For some other Godly humor, check out this picture below of a funny church sign I snapped the other day while driving. What did Noah do with the woodpeckers? That's a very good question to ask! I did a little Google search and found a few more funny and witty church slogans. If you do an image search for "Funny Church Signs", you'll find the pictures of church signs associated with most of these slogans. Enjoy the good home grown humor for the Christmas holidays.
- God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
- Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
- Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help.
- If evolution were true, mothers would have three arms.
- The most powerful position is on your knees.
- Jesus is my Prozac.
- Do not criticize your wife's judgment. See whom she married.
- Prayer. Free wireless access.
- Walmart is not the only saving place.
- Christmas. Easier to spell than Hanukkah.
- God shows no favoritism, but our sign guy does. Go Cubs!
- Life stinks. We have a pew for you.
- He who farts in church sits on own pew
- You give God the credit, now give God the cash.
- Give God what's right, not what's left.
- We have a prophet sharing plan.
- Ask about our pray as you go plan.
- Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons. Come hear one.
- God is like Alka Selzer. Try him, you'll like Him.
- Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines.
- The Church is a gift from God. Some assembly required.
- We are not Dairy Queen, but we have good Sundays.
- Come hear our Pastor. He's not very good but he's short.
