Saturday, December 11, 2010

Funny Church Signs and Slogans (Picture) : Good Muffin Top Humor.

This sign isn't bad, as far as funny church  slogans and signs go.  Next time you find yourself complaining about your muffin top, take is as a gift from God.  Although, in this case, I'm not sure if St Nicholas is referring to a pregnant belly as a muffin top (not Betty White's dusty muffin) or just someone who has that layer of fat fold on their belly that will never go away without plastic surgery. Mrs Happy has an 18 week muffin top this week  The sign says "All muffin tops are possible with God"
I also took a picture of a funny church sign and slogan about woodpeckers.  And here are a smattering of other funny church slogans found on Google.  If you do an image search for "Funny Church Signs", you'll find the pictures associated with most of these slogans.  Good home grown humor for the Christmas holidays.   
  • God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
  • Honk if you love Jesus.  Text while driving if you want to meet him.
  • There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
  • Don't let worries kill you.  Let the church help.
  • If evolution were true, mothers would have three arms.
  • The most powerful position is on your knees.
  • Jesus is my Prozac.
  • Do not critcize your wife's judgment.  See whom she married.
  • Prayer.  Free wireless access.
  • Walmart is not the only saving place.
  • Christmas.  Easier to spell than Hannukah.
  • God shows no favoritism, but our sign guy does.  Go Cubs!
  • Life stinks.  We have a pew for you.
  • He who farts in church sits on own pew
  • You give God the credit, now give God the cash.
  • Give God what's right, not what's left.
  • We have a prophet sharing plan.
  • Ask about our pray as you go plan.
  • Have trouble sleeping?  We have sermons.  Come hear one. 
  • God is like Alka Selzer.  Try him, you'll like Him.
  • Tomorrow's forcast:  God reigns and the Son shines.
  • The Church is a gift from God.  Some assembly required.
  • We are not Dairy Queen, but we have good Sundays.
  • Come hear our Pastor.  He's not very good but he's short.
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