Nurse coordinator: Happy, do you need some free Miralax samples?
Happy: I don't think so. But where did all those free Miralax samples come from?
Nurse Coordinator: The drug companies send them to us. We don't really have a need for them. We usually donate them to the free medical clinic. But my mom says they're great for travel because they come in individualized doses and you don't need to carry an entire bottle with you.
Happy: Huh. I think I'm good.
Being a hospitalist has its benefits. We're always getting free constipation medication samples in the mail. Apparently by the truck load. What do you think? Take them home and give them to friends and family for Christmas travel plans or donate them to a free clinic?
For other great constipation stories check out these other posts.
- Free samples by mail, if you're a cardiologist.
- Cat enema constipation story.
- Funny constipation story.
- How to make a brown cow enema.
- Electrical neuromuscular stimulator: What you get for not wearing a helmet.
- Milking the prostate humor. It's close enough.
- Severe paralytic ileus. They might as well be constipated.
- Halloween skeleton toilet picture humor.
- Death by constipation.
