Used Appliances For Sale (Picture), But Not For Long.

Where can you find a fine assortment of used appliances for sale? Apparently the big box hardware stores are giving Craigs List a run for their money. I snapped this picture while leaving the lumbar yard at a local hardware store.

Notice how these used appliances have a fine craftsmanship only seen in years past.   I especially love the puke green color famous for that old world feel.  I'm sure used appliances of years past were made to last much better than the new stuff.  We recently completed a kitchen remodel and bought all new appliances to go with it.    I never buy warranties on anything, except there was a new rule in the health care bill signed six month ago that said all Americans must buy insurance on their appliances.  

Wouldn't you know it.  The darn fridge already had to see the doctor.  Thank you Obama.  You saved my fridge's life  and the repair man got paid.  I don't know what I would have done without that insurance.  Considering how lazy my fridge has gotten, all it does is sit there with food in its belly so it's no wonder why it keeps breaking down.  But it's not the fridge's fault it keeps breaking down.  No sir rhee.  It's my fault for not calling the doctor soon enough.  It's the doctor's fault for not fixing it fast enough.

But all that is gone for ever.  Now that we have mandated refrigerator insurance, I expect the thing to live forever and never break down.  I never again expect to see my fridge in the used appliances for sale pile at the local hardware store.  Appliance insurance will fix that forever and put all used appliance salesmen out of business.

Now I don't have to worry about buying used appliances for sale at the local hardware store when my new ones break.  I just call the appliance doctor and it will all be paid for with my mandated insurance.  I think I'll call the appliance doctor once a week now for routine maintenance.  It should be paid for, right?