Here's a collection of how do you hide $100 medical jokes:
How do you hide $100 from a surgeon? Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.
How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist? Put it in a text book.
How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid.
How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn? Tape it to the patient's head.
How do you hide $100 from an internist? Stick it under the patient's bandage.
How do you hide $100 from a radiologist? Give it to the patient.
How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist? You can't.
How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon? You definitely can't.
How do you hide $100 from a surgeon? Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.
How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist? Put it in a text book.
How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid.
How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn? Tape it to the patient's head.
How do you hide $100 from an internist? Stick it under the patient's bandage.
How do you hide $100 from a radiologist? Give it to the patient.
How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist? You can't.
How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon? You definitely can't.
And last but not least, here's my own personal touch: How do you hide $100 from a hospitalist? Put it in their mailbox at work. Chances are, they'll never open it or they're on vacation.
