Midget jokes are funny . I think even a midget could appreciate the humor in these jokes. Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of . . .
"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE . . .UGH!" This goes on ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the two met up at breakfast, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"And for another politically incorrect? Here's another funny midget joke:
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection." The second midget shook his head. and said "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air,
and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
How about this one I heard the other day.
A midget walks into a doctors office looking all flustered. The doctor says, "Listen, I just need you to be a little patient today."
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up on to the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.... snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied; "I just cut two inche off the top of your cowboy boots...."