The iTit by Apple is one of the latest offerings thought up by Apple to increase their female market share. But is it for real? Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. I knew it! Now men have no excuses! Leave it to Apple to come up with this latest and greatest breakthrough in wearable technology.
But Apple didn't stop with men. An application with the FDA has been approved to elevate the iTit to medical device status. For what reason you ask? Breastfeeding mothers will now be allowed to get preauthorized insurance coverage for their own iTit implant in order to increase milk supply and to soothe their crying baby's heart. As a medical device, this breastfeeding iTit version will cost between $4,999 to $6,999 and will be marketed under the name iSuckTit. How's that for science meets technology.
But Apple didn't stop with men. An application with the FDA has been approved to elevate the iTit to medical device status. For what reason you ask? Breastfeeding mothers will now be allowed to get preauthorized insurance coverage for their own iTit implant in order to increase milk supply and to soothe their crying baby's heart. As a medical device, this breastfeeding iTit version will cost between $4,999 to $6,999 and will be marketed under the name iSuckTit. How's that for science meets technology.
