Thursday, July 2, 2009

What's Your Strangest Insult From a Patient?

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Mine is from a drug addict when I wouldn't give him his fix:


"I beat up people like you in high school"

What's yours?

14 Outbursts:

Alexy_Inciarte said...

When i was about to attend a labor i entered to the examination room this pregant lady told me "you are too young to see my pussy"

Reality Rounds said...

Are you a doctor? :)

Anonymous said...

At the VA; "did you lose anyone during the war, you look like somebody I killed".

drsam said...

Health Care is a Right!

Anonymous said...

demented wwii vet:

i think i met you when i was in okinawa. and we weren't friends.

Anonymous said...

You're not a Christian so you can't treat me.

Doc said...

"My son is getting as fat as you are" or the time I had a prisoner who overdosed on another patient's blood pressure medications, shackled in the ER bed, upset because I told the nurse to place a foley. He yelled at me "Hey pal, I've been around people like you and took care of them." I stared back at him, not saying anything, and then he stated "You look like you've been around a few times, too."

Frank Drackman said...

"Happy the Hospitalist Does CPR better than you!!!!!!!"

countby5 said...

Why did you go to school for 8 years just to count pills?

Christine-Megan said...

"You're mean, you must be catholic." -demented old lady

*points finger gun at me* "Boom, boom, boom" *pause* "Nothing scares you young people these days."
-demented old lady

Anonymous said...

(after getting up from checking pedal pulses on a seated, elderly, "country-fied" patient)

"For a fat gal, you move around pretty purty good!"


Pattie, RN

cynic said...

"Happy the Hospitalist Does CPR better than you!!!!!!!"

LMAO !

Ian said...

If my son had hair like yours, I would kick him out of the house.

Ian, EMT-P

Anonymous said...

Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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