Someone Is Always Worse Off Than Me. FML

I always have to remind myself that someone is always worse off than me.

During our daily ritual of morning report we talk to the "night guy" about the new admissions. We talk about issues during the previous day shift. We talk to the pharmD about drug interactions, dosing, po to IV interchange. We talk to the social worker about disposition plans.   We also talk about iPhone applications. It turns out, I've been missing a gem all these months.

FML. (language alert)

The iPhone has a free application for this site. So I downloaded it. Here's a few samples from my next favorite website

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

The next time you're feeling down, don't worry you're not alone. Someone is always worse off than you.