Here's one way to get even with a crazy ex. Heck of a way to get revenge. What's the worst thing you've done to your former wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or lover?
I left him. Had his butt arrested for assault. He in retaliation, stalked, had my computer hacked, set a private eye on mwah,spread weird and wonderfully twisted rumours, and took me to court for a year over a DVD player(the only thing taken from marital home).
Friend of mine broke up with a girlfriend whom he dumped after "finally" having sex with her (nice move, buddy). She then slashed all four of his tires. He was going to press charges (they were nice tires) but he couldn't remember her last name or exactly where she lived even though they had dated for a month and just had sex two nights before. She became known to us as Kelly Cutsyourtires.
I left him. Had his butt arrested for assault.
ReplyDeleteHe in retaliation, stalked, had my computer hacked, set a private eye on mwah,spread weird and wonderfully twisted rumours, and took me to court for a year over a DVD player(the only thing taken from marital home).
Friend of mine broke up with a girlfriend whom he dumped after "finally" having sex with her (nice move, buddy). She then slashed all four of his tires. He was going to press charges (they were nice tires) but he couldn't remember her last name or exactly where she lived even though they had dated for a month and just had sex two nights before. She became known to us as Kelly Cutsyourtires.
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