Where's The Beef?

A Hospitalist goes out of his way to find family.  Doc, I would have quit long before you did. 

There was no family at bedside. I figured I ought to call the family. So, I check the face sheet (has all the patient info, including emergency contact info) and call the phone number. It was Arby's... Yes, the fast food roast beef place (with wonderful curly Q seasoned fries)...