Costume Blunders

True story: three years ago in New York City I decided to attend a Halloween costume party dressed as Jackie O. My husband dutifully accompanied me as a secret service agent. I wore a mauve, tweed suit with a three-strand pearl necklace, large sunglasses, a pill box hat, white gloves, and a brown wig. We entered the party with much fanfare. I was quite pleased until someone approached and said,

“Great costume. You look JUST like Monica Lewinsky!”

I started a new diet the next day.

--Dr Val, October 31, 2008

Thanks for the laugh.