A little Halloween caption contest with a skeleton on a toilet picture. You could win anything from something to nothing. If anyone wants to donate a $75 gift card to Amazon.com email me at happyhospitalistATgmailDOTcom. I'll give you one month of picture or text link advertising in my sidebar. Otherwise, you're all doing it for the pot of glory. Mrs. Happy and I will determine the best caption through completely random criteria. All decisions are final. Contest ends when ever I feel like it. All humor accepted. Leave no stool unturned.
A little Halloween caption contest with a skeleton on a toilet picture. You could win anything from something to nothing. If anyone wants to donate a $75 gift card to Amazon.com email me at happyhospitalistATgmailDOTcom. I'll give you one month of picture or text link advertising in my sidebar. Otherwise, you're all doing it for the pot of glory. Mrs. Happy and I will determine the best caption through completely random criteria. All decisions are final. Contest ends when ever I feel like it. All humor accepted. Leave no stool unturned.
"You're going to sit there until you learn to put the seat down."
ReplyDeleteMarco
"Golytely Gone Wild"
ReplyDeleteConstiption problems?
ReplyDeleteThanks for lending me a hand! I'm pooped! It's that low-carb diet.
ReplyDelete(I can't donate an amazon card, but I'll do you a logo if you want one...no strings attached.)
"A very high(heavenly high)colonic"
ReplyDeleteMarco
That extra arm dangling in the back...is (was) that a "reacher" for this (formerly) obese person?
ReplyDeleteMarco
Forget the Amazon Gift Card, give me Lasix, Colace, and gallons upon gallons of salt water enema (mmmmmmmoooOOoOOOoBoooyyy !)
ReplyDeleteMarco
in a shitty mood tonight
"Damn this constipation! I've been on the can just way too long!"
ReplyDeleteShit, or get off the pot.
ReplyDeleteMarco, I liked at your first one, as simple as it is, it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, I think I took too much lactulose.
ReplyDeleteLaxative Ad Slogan: Shit til you Die.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't have eaten those brownies in the nurses' station.
ReplyDeleteWow. That one really took it out of me...!
ReplyDelete"Finally proof that not all men are full of crap"
ReplyDeleteCholera awareness campaign FAIL.
ReplyDelete"I think the ER nurse forgot me in here..."
ReplyDelete"I'd give my left arm for a BM!"
ReplyDeletethis diarea has really left me feeling empty
ReplyDeletepharmacistmike, that is just brilliant!!!
ReplyDelete@Bongi - Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween. Here's to delayed gratification...
ReplyDeleteAlso, sit or get off the pot already....
where's a newspaper when you need it?
ReplyDeletethis is so boring i need a life
ReplyDeletenothing worse then a 16 year old with gorlilla glue
ReplyDelete"Finally, I got rid of all that chewing gum accumulated in my stomach."
ReplyDeleteMarco
"I'm dying for a square. Can someone spare a square?"
ReplyDeleteplease pass the toilet paper. please.
ReplyDelete*chatter* "Nothing's coming out..."
ReplyDeleteAre there bones on the Bristol Scale?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Happy, if that's you in the babes banner up above, it looks like you have not cut off your mullet based on that hair band around your wrist and the hair gently falling on the shoulder. :-P
Ahhhh, sweet relief!
ReplyDeleteDied while taking a shit...damn you, vagus nerve!!!
ReplyDelete"That's it-I'm pooped out."
ReplyDeleteoops, that was kinda like Robin's...sorry!
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